Want to be a GM? Details inside.

[Shadowpawn]

Conditions on how to apply for the GM position:

1. Have the "knick".
2. Be a sweet HUney.

If you have both of these qualities please see Mr. Shadowpawn down in the lobby. I'll be the GM in the lounge chair. If I happen to be gone during the time TheOneHero will fill you in on the details.

What to bring to the interview.

1. Plenty of chapstick or preferably Vaseline.
2. Bring lots of protection, thieves are plentiful on Pioneer 2.
3. Two boxes of napkins at the least. You'll need something case you catch a cold.
4. Reading Comprehension must be of a superior level. Reading in between the lines is a given ability all candidates must possess.

If you feel you are up to the task visit Antanes 8. I'll be waiting.

P.S. Haulter top and fishnet stockings are a plus!

[Randomness]

*steps out behind Shadowpawn, and uses a wormhole to slice him in half*

[TalHex]

*gate hacks randomness's wormhole and kicks shadowpawn in the back of the head*

[Randomness]

Changing the destination of my wormhole wont stop it from slicing him in half.

[Solstis]

You sliced him in half with a wormhole? I think shooting him would have been easier logistically and quantum mechanically.

[Out_Kast]

FUCK OFF RANDOMNESS.
IRON MAN REMOVAL COMING UP!!!

[TalHex]

Changing the destination of my wormhole wont stop it from slicing him in half.

i didn't change the direction, i reopened it so i could inflict the pain of my foot!

[Airalean]

Godmoddingisgodmoddingisgodmodding

[Out_Kast]

Holy dicks.
Shit, I'm still Shligger.

[PhotonDrop]

What's with all the hullabaloo? God-modders god-modding other god-modders. This is a serious offense, boys.

[Shadowpawn]

Why the hostility? I'm just offering HUnies the chance to move up the social ladder. As a GM they get a load of perks and all the rarez you can imagine! Why so serious?

[Airalean]

*steps out behind Shadowpawn, and uses a wormhole to slice him in half*

Is it time for another intervention? You too Talon. Wanna have godmodding battles? Use PM's boys.

[Randomness]

He asked for it.

[Airalean]

No, he didn't.

[TalHex]

i just wanted to gate hack and kick somebody in the back of the head

[Randomness]

He said to read between the lines. I crossed out a few (several) letters, is all.

[Airalean]

READ BETWEEN MY LINES!

*Grabs IRON MAN*

[HUnewearl_Meira]

Conditions on how to apply for the GM position:

1. Have the "knick".
2. Be a sweet HUney.


Stop coming on to me, Shadowpawn.

[Randomness]

READ BETWEEN MY LINES! (EEEEE!)

Its okay, we know you're scared.

[Shadowpawn]

Stop coming on to me, Shadowpawn.


But I can't help it. I love HUnies <3!

[Para]

Surprised no one caught this but


1. Have the "knack".

Fixed.

[HUnewearl_Meira]

I assumed that it was deliberate.

[Shadowpawn]

It was, it's in reference to another topic.

[Weeaboolits]

I wasn't aware a wormhole could be used to cut anything.

[Chuck_Norris]

I wasn't aware a wormhole could be used to cut anything.

It can't. Well, not accurately at least. It would suck in everything around it too.

[Solstis]

I suppose that you could open a wormhole inside of someone, but I think a gun would be more cost effective.

[Randomness]

It can't. Well, not accurately at least. It would suck in everything around it too.

Wormholes do not necessarily have a gravitational pull. As for cutting, basically, you open in the middle of something, that something moves slightly, a tiny bit goes through the wormhole, then you close it, and that tiny bit is severed off, leaving two seperate pieces behind.

[astuarlen]

I suppose that you could open a wormhole inside of someone, but I think a gun would be more cost effective.

No waiting period, background checks, or licensing requirements for wormholes, however. Plus, when the crypto-nanny fascist rent-a-cop state finally takes away all our toys our right to bare arms (The good news? No more unsightly t-shirt tan lines), the People will still have access to recreational hunting equipment courtesy of spacetime shortcuts.

[Weeaboolits]

Wormholes do not necessarily have a gravitational pull. As for cutting, basically, you open in the middle of something, that something moves slightly, a tiny bit goes through the wormhole, then you close it, and that tiny bit is severed off, leaving two seperate pieces behind.That sounds stupid, use this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/18/Bolo_ni_Maximino.jpg/800px-Bolo_ni_Maximino.jpg

[Nitro Vordex]

Wormholes do not necessarily have a gravitational pull. As for cutting, basically, you open in the middle of something, that something moves slightly, a tiny bit goes through the wormhole, then you close it, and that tiny bit is severed off, leaving two seperate pieces behind.
Why not have something appear in someone's body then? Like have a sword appear in the middle of their body vertically. That means where the sword is, flesh isn't. And that is painful in itself.

[Shadowpawn]

I find it humorous that most of this topic is dedicated to the discussion of various methods to kill me.

[TalHex]

Why not have something appear in someone's body then? Like have a sword appear in the middle of their body vertically. That means where the sword is, flesh isn't. And that is painful in itself.

why not plastic explosives then or a grenade?

[Tact]

I find it humorous that most of this topic is dedicated to the discussion of various methods to kill me.

Oh, don't worry. You can always godmode your way out of it like other people do. :disapprove:

[Nitro Vordex]

why not plastic explosives then or a grenade?
Fine, but you're cleaning that shit up.

[TalHex]

i wouldn't mind

[Nitro Vordex]

Make sure I'm not anywhere near you.

[Tact]

Make sure I'm not anywhere near you.

Just toss the thing into a refrigerator and stand to one side of it. :wacko:

[Nitro Vordex]

I'd rather not. :disapprove:

[TalHex]

or get into the refrigerator yourself (hey it worked for Indiana Jones)

[Tact]

or get into the refrigerator yourself (hey it worked for Indiana Jones)

That's not going to work if you threw the grenade into it first. :wacko:

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