If Michael Phelps was a RPG character, what would his stats and abilities be?

[Shadowpawn]

You can give him stats in these categories:

(Strength)STR:
(Stamina)STA:
(Intelligence)INT:
(Accuracy)ATA:
(Technical Points)TP:
(Luck)LCK:
HP:

You can give him up to four abilities.

Go go go!

[Tact]

Oh, eww, PSU stats. :wacko:

I'm just going to say he's a Water/Water-type.

[Shadowpawn]

Oh, eww, PSU stats. :wacko:

I'm just going to say he's a Water/Water-type.

PSU? I seriously wasn't going for that. :disapprove:

[Randomness]

STR:50
STA:40
INT:10
ATA:50
TP:50
LCK:100 (Seriously, a .001 victory margin?)
HP:200

Olympian:Moves really really fast in water
Gold Medal:All enemies hang their heads in shame
ROAR!:All enemies flee from his glorious victory
Dive:Enemies can't touch him in the water

[Tact]

(Strength)STR:
(Stamina)STA:
(Intelligence)INT:
(Accuracy)ATA:
(Technical Points)TP:
(Luck)LCK:
HP:



PSU? I seriously wasn't going for that. :disapprove:

ATA and LCK. Hooray, PSU. :wacko:

Anyway...I would just give Michael Phelps some Roar ability.

[TheOneHero]

You can't put stats on a ninja.

[Randomness]

Oh yeah? WATCH!

TOH:
HP:Too high to count
TP:He doesn't need any
STR:However much he wants to hit you with
STA:Endless
ATA:He can hit an individual atom. From the other side of the universe.

Abilities:
Hide:Hes always there, you never know where.
Pwn:You're toast, end of story.
Ninja:Don't even try to win, hes just toying with you if you even know he's there.
Game over:Its what happens if you fight him.

[Kard]

T.G. Cid => W.G. Phelps.
May cause loss of all bravery and faith upon eye contact.

[Randomness]

T.G. Cid => W.G. Phelps.
May cause loss of all bravery and faith upon eye contact.

I never found a use for those spells. They didnt last long enough to be worth it. Berserk ftw.

[TheOneHero]

I'll accept that, Random. :wacko:

I generally thought stats referred to numbers? :???:

[Randomness]

I'd have used numbers if the forums supported calculus notations.

[Tact]

I'm sure you could do that kind of thing on the FKL Wiki and then take a screenshot of it.

[Sgt_Shligger]

PSU has no luck stat. It has ATP, ATA, MST, TP, EVP, DFP, HP. PSO had a luck stat.

[TheOneHero]

It does have a suck stat though. :disapprove:

[Sgt_Shligger]

It does have a suck stat though. :disapprove:

And no matter how high they raise the cap for the suck stat, the game just keeps maxing it withing seconds.

[Tact]

PSU has no luck stat.

Well, how was I supposed to know that? I've never played the game.

[Dhylec]

Well, how was I supposed to know that? I've never played the game.

try it ;o
joo'd be satisfied

[Kizeragi]

His stats would be over 9000.

And his ability is this:

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/7990/roflpwnmd2.gif

[Tact]

That's hilarious. :wacko:

I saw a still picture of that before, but I had no idea it was an animated .gif.

[TheOneHero]

Some dude posted that in the Off Topic thread.

I am so glad I wasn't the only one that thought of DBZ when that happened.

[Tact]

Strangely enough, I didn't think of Dragonball Z at all when that happened. I was too busy laughing to notice anything else.

[Kard]

His stats would be over 9000.

And his ability is this:

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/7990/roflpwnmd2.gif


XD Post has won the day.

[Nitro Vordex]

I like how his hair turns from Vegeta's to Goku's.

[Kizeragi]

I like how his hair turns from Vegeta's to Goku's.

I noticed that too.
Found that on another site I post on, so I thought I'd bring it here. XD

[TalHex]

only in anime can you completely recognize a character by their hairstyle alone XD

[TheOneHero]

I like how his hair turns from Vegeta's to Goku's.


I noticed that too.


only in anime can you completely recognize a character by their hairstyle alone XD

Hey guys, you hear that? It's your chances of getting laid vanishing.

[Shadowpawn]

As knowledge of animu increases, the variable laid gets infinitely closer to 0

FOCL.

[Randomness]

FOCL.

So if someone uses a memory editting device to erase all knowledge of the stuff, even that it exists, from their heads, the odds become 100%?

[TalHex]

As knowledge of animu increases, the variable laid gets infinitely closer to 0

depends on the chick, if she is an otaku it becomes the inverse... maybe

[Shadowpawn]

So if someone uses a memory editting device to erase all knowledge of the stuff, even that it exists, from their heads, the odds become 100%?


The theory of poon tang says the variable laid returns to it's "natural" state. Meaning it depends on how good that person was before obtaining animu knowledge.

Granted I'm no expert on the subject, I'm just a humble student.

[Kizeragi]

Hey guys, you hear that? It's your chances of getting laid vanishing.

ORLY? I might have been already. /sarcasm.

[Tessu]

Michael Phelps
/MICHAEL PHELPS

Type: Water/Water
Ability: Swift Swim
Raises SPEED in Olympic Competitions.

Gender Ratio:
Male: 87.5% Female: 12.5%

Wild Hold Item: Gold Medal (100%)

Base Happiness: YYYYAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!

Pal Park Location: Swimming pool

Color Category: Inhumanly Pale


Location
DIAMOND Evolve from Mark Spitz.
PEARL Evolve from Mark Spitz.


Diamond/Pearl Level Up
1 Butterfly
2 Freestyle
3 Individual Medley
4 Backstroke


TM/HM Attacks
TM05 Roar
TM27 Return
HM03 Surf
HM07 Waterfall

Stats:
45 HP 60 Attack 75 Defense 60 Sp. Attack 80 Sp. Defense 230 Speed

[TalHex]

you forgot HM Surf

[Tact]

So, how do you evolve Mark Spitz? Do you have to use eight Gold Medals on him? :wacko:

[TheOneHero]

First, you start with a cell of TOH...

[TalHex]

you need a virus core from an corrupt TOH

[Nitro Vordex]

Hey TOH, what's a female ninja called?

[TalHex]

sexy ninja chick?

[TheOneHero]

Kunoichi.

[Tact]

sexy ninja chick?

:disapprove:

Even though there aren't any in anime, I'm sure there are ugly female ninjas somewhere.

[Nitro Vordex]

Kunoichi.
Point.
And.
Case.

[TalHex]

:disapprove:

Even though there aren't any in anime, I'm sure there are ugly female ninjas somewhere.

there are probably less ugly female ninjas then normal people (assuming they haven't been disfigured in a fight, which is in its self unlikely considering ninjas are assassins, any fight their in will most likely be short and quite mortal where a disfiguring blow would be the deciding factor) also for obvious reasons a ninja cannot be overweight either, so that about boils down to two main factors, just genetics and age

[TheOneHero]

It is impossible to be an ugly ninja, Tact.

They are ninja. Then, they are those who pretend to be.

We kill those.

[TalHex]

It is impossible to be an ugly ninja, Tact.

They are ninja. Then, they are those who pretend to be.

We kill those.

what he said (just easier)

[Tact]

So...what about that little girl who snuck into the Ninja Headquarters, snuffed out a candle, was killed by a giant spear through her head, and said "I'm a ninja!" as her last words? :wacko:

If you get this reference...

[TheOneHero]

She was not ugly, nor pretending to be a ninja, but they killed her anyway.

I understand the reference. :3

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

It is impossible to be an ugly ninja, Tact.

They are ninja. Then, they are those who pretend to be.

We kill those.
Sounds like Elves with the have to be pretty thing there.

Most ninja gotta be ugly anyway, what with the masks, plus any ugly ninjas couldn't be seen anyway since seen ninja=not really a ninja. Also suicide time.

[Tact]

I understand the reference. :3

Does that mean you're also looking forward to killing people soon? :wacko:

[TheOneHero]

Sometimes Tact, ever heard of 'Natural Selection'? That's a ninja.

I'm one of the few ninja in the League of Immortals, we pretty much stop zombies and other foul beasts from taking over the world and y'know, killing you all. =/

Actually, there's a viking in there, he's pretty cool.