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Saner
Aug 26, 2008, 03:14 PM
http://i34.tinypic.com/w2ce1j.jpg

make your own cards using this website! :)

http://www.yugiohcardmaker.net/

It's very easy to use, and this could potentially help you create your own card battle games,
and form your own original decks and rules! This could lead to potentially plenty of possibilities.
I mean I can just imagine a Phantasy Star-based card battle game! or maybe a Samurai Pizza Cats card battle game! ^^

Sord
Aug 26, 2008, 03:19 PM
this could also be an FKL thread, in fact, we have one just like this! except it's magic the gathering (and everyone's known about card generators for ages, saner :disapprove: )

Toadthroat
Aug 26, 2008, 03:39 PM
http://i36.tinypic.com/5zgv4p.jpg

Adriano
Aug 26, 2008, 04:01 PM
http://i36.tinypic.com/5zgv4p.jpg

ROOOOOOFL!:lol:
:burger: :burger: :sprite: :sandwich: for you! :frenchfries:

TheOneHero
Aug 26, 2008, 04:06 PM
Toadthroat was awesome

You win the internet.

SpikeOtacon
Aug 26, 2008, 04:15 PM
magic the gathering

Did someone say Magic: The Gathering? Because I think I heard someone over at M:TG HQ say "Screw Card Generators, we make our own crazy cards for real!"


http://i433.photobucket.com/albums/qq60/mcmanmeat/Card5712.jpg

pikachief
Aug 26, 2008, 04:29 PM
toadthroat beat me to it and better.... YAY! XD that was awesome :D

Meyfei
Aug 26, 2008, 05:03 PM
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z191/R-97-3/Card.png

its a learning ritual :lol:

TalHex
Aug 26, 2008, 05:04 PM
careful saner! your saner level is rising!

Kizeragi
Aug 26, 2008, 06:43 PM
I actually made an entire PSU style deck using that website... I was very bored. XD

Tact
Aug 26, 2008, 06:43 PM
Okay, I bit. Here's mine. This card would certainly make some funny situations if it were real. :wacko:

[spoiler-box]http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/6492/imitateanimeduelsqe8.png[/spoiler-box]

Also, a bit of ruling. If a player commits a violation of this card's rule, they must act hurt by the loss of 1000 Life Points or they risk losing another 1000 Life Points.

Sord
Aug 26, 2008, 06:44 PM
Did someone say Magic: The Gathering? Because I think I heard someone over at M:TG HQ say "Screw Card Generators, we make our own crazy cards for real!"


http://i433.photobucket.com/albums/qq60/mcmanmeat/Card5712.jpg

didn't someone use that to win some major tournament

Mixfortune
Aug 26, 2008, 06:54 PM
Originally there was a card where you'd toss it onto the playing field and you'd remove that card along with the card it landed on from the game. The player in that tournament tore up the card and threw it over the field, thereby "touching" his opponent's entire side. Chaos Confetti I guess is a card made later in tribute to that.

I'm not sure how high up this tournament was, but supposedly the original card used was some super rare expensive one... not sure I'd destroy it just to win a tournament. Naturally, once you tear up the card its rules become null and void in any match anyways... though especially in any high ranking tournament worth destroying it over.

Tact
Aug 26, 2008, 06:58 PM
I think it's awesome how they design such funny card effects at Wizards of the Coast.

There's a card that gains +2/+2 and Trample if its owner is currently eating.

Kizeragi
Aug 26, 2008, 07:00 PM
Dulk Fakis First Form:

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/2807/13061zo8.jpg

You get the idea.

Tact
Aug 26, 2008, 07:02 PM
Yeah, and then it just gets destroyed by a Lightning Vortex card or something. It's not too cheap. :wacko:

Kizeragi
Aug 26, 2008, 07:03 PM
Yeah, and then it just gets destroyed by a Lightning Vortex card or something. It's not too cheap. :wacko:

Something like that. :p

Tact
Aug 26, 2008, 07:08 PM
Well, the point is, somethng exists that can stop it.

I should make a card that says you automatically win every duel you play for the rest of your life. :wacko:

Randomness
Aug 26, 2008, 07:13 PM
I think it's awesome how they design such funny card effects at Wizards of the Coast.

There's a card that gains +2/+2 and Trample if its owner is currently eating.

Actually... I think its 2.5/2.5. There were a LOT of 1/2s in Unhinged.

As to the topic of the thread...

Black Lotus. Alpha or Beta version.

Kizeragi
Aug 26, 2008, 07:17 PM
I remember seeing a card which made you lose 2 life if you touched the card. Quite funny really. Used to play MTG awhile ago, my card deck is lying around somewhere. I think.

Tact
Aug 26, 2008, 07:50 PM
Oh, yeah...Randomness, I think that card did have 3.5 base Toughness. Why would they bother with that? Does anyone have any idea?

Randomness
Aug 26, 2008, 08:00 PM
Because it wont die to a 3 damage hit. And because its an un- set.

HUnewearl_Meira
Aug 26, 2008, 08:04 PM
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/7523/138823tk6.jpg

TalHex
Aug 26, 2008, 08:14 PM
i play this card!
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/createcardphp.jpg

Zarode
Aug 26, 2008, 08:24 PM
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/1155/138848lm9.jpg

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/3983/138848yn7.jpg

Meyfei
Aug 26, 2008, 09:44 PM
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z191/R-97-3/Ethan2.png

Isabella
Aug 26, 2008, 10:02 PM
http://i533.photobucket.com/albums/ee335/Isabellas_tall/isabellasfashionista.jpg
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Sayara
Aug 26, 2008, 10:05 PM
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/7193/138883lf8.jpg
"FLIP: Choose one of your opponents cards at random. That card is automatically summoned to the playing field. If a ritual or special summoning was needed, the card is automatically destroyed. All other effects still happen.

When Equipped with Hoshiey item card, Monster Sayara cannot be destroyed. All battle calculations still happen otherwise."


http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/725/138883kj9.jpg

TheOneHero
Aug 26, 2008, 10:16 PM
There's a typo on your card, Talon. :3

[spoiler-box] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/TheOneHero/Random/NinjaTOHCard.jpg

Possible change. [/spoiler-box]

Toadthroat
Aug 26, 2008, 11:00 PM
ITT kids feed their egos via yu-gi-oh.

TheOneHero
Aug 26, 2008, 11:37 PM
I'm just having a bit of fun. ;p

Weeaboolits
Aug 26, 2008, 11:38 PM
ITT kids feed their egos via yu-gi-oh.ITT kids feed their egos via accusation of doing the same.

Nitro Vordex
Aug 27, 2008, 12:06 AM
I am annoyed there is no Billy Mays card.

BILLY MOTHERFUCKING MAYS.

Zarode
Aug 27, 2008, 11:01 AM
ITT kids feed their egos via yu-gi-oh.

Sig by Ryna.

Tact
Aug 27, 2008, 11:08 AM
I am annoyed there is no Billy Mays card.


Well, Nitro...if you're annoyed that there is no Billy Mays card, you should go ahead and make one yourself. :wacko:

Zarode
Aug 27, 2008, 11:16 AM
But that would make him a NERD. :disapprove:

Also, inflate his ego ITT.

Randomness
Aug 27, 2008, 11:21 AM
[spoiler-box]http://resources.wizards.com/Magic/Cards/UG/en-us/Card9773.jpg[/spoiler-box]

The only un- card to be transferred exactly into a real set. (As Barren Glory)

Tact
Aug 27, 2008, 11:30 AM
I wonder how exactly you would get that to work.

You would have to pay the mana cost to play the card and then somehow get all of your lands destroyed.

Randomness
Aug 27, 2008, 11:33 AM
Not to mention your hand, though its doable with about seven mana, assuming its the only enchantment you have. (Float seven, of which 2 is red and 1 is black, then play Jokalhaups and One With Nothing to destroy everything but The Cheese Stands Alone and lose you hand)

Tact
Aug 27, 2008, 11:37 AM
I wonder if that's ever been pulled off in tournament play. It would be another funny way to win because nobody expects their opponent to use it.

Randomness
Aug 27, 2008, 11:38 AM
Well, the only way to get Jokalhaups in your deck would be to play either Legacy or Vintage, and its too slow of a combo for that, and too prone to disruption. (Wait for them to blow their board and hand, then fire off Disenchant)

Toadthroat
Aug 27, 2008, 03:55 PM
ITT kids feed their egos via accusation of doing the same.

ITT that doesn't make sense.

Saner
Aug 27, 2008, 05:45 PM
http://i36.tinypic.com/5zgv4p.jpg


MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW! X3 XD XD XD XD

LMAO ROFL. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nitro Vordex
Aug 27, 2008, 06:06 PM
ITT that doesn't make sense.
ITT lol wut

Tact
Aug 27, 2008, 06:18 PM
I also really like how the Saner's Burger card only affects the person who played it. :wacko:

It pretty much tells the opponent that they can go ahead and win the game.

TheOneHero
Aug 27, 2008, 06:24 PM
It affects the opponent too, Tact. You both have to squeal!

Tact
Aug 27, 2008, 06:33 PM
It affects the opponent too, Tact. You both have to squeal!

Well, the worst part of it (I'm talking about game effects and not about dignity here) only affects the person who plays the card. That person's monsters lose all of their Attack Points. :wacko:

PhotonDrop
Aug 28, 2008, 03:10 PM
I'm bored and there may be more coming but here's three cards to start out with.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/Robo47/PhotonDrop/YugiohPD1.jpg[/spoiler-box]
[spoiler]PD was here, TOH is a loser!
[spoiler-box]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/Robo47/PhotonDrop/YugiohPD2.jpg[/spoiler-box]

[spoiler-box]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/Robo47/PhotonDrop/YugiohPD3.jpg[/spoiler-box]

TalHex
Aug 28, 2008, 03:19 PM
wow...

TheOneHero
Aug 28, 2008, 04:07 PM
[spoiler-box] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/TheOneHero/Random/NinjaWeightsCard.jpg [/spoiler-box]

PhotonDrop
Aug 28, 2008, 04:08 PM
You know you love it. ;D

Toadthroat
Aug 28, 2008, 04:25 PM
Ninja weights...?
Really?
:disapprove:

TheOneHero
Aug 28, 2008, 04:27 PM
Ninja weights...?
Really?
:disapprove:

22 MPH, a-go-go-go!

Meyfei
Aug 28, 2008, 04:31 PM
[spoiler-box]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/Robo47/PhotonDrop/YugiohPD3.jpg[/spoiler-box]

LOL wacko stickman saying Haha! awesome

Sord
Aug 28, 2008, 04:33 PM
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6113/createcardphppp4.jpg

Weeaboolits
Aug 28, 2008, 04:40 PM
Super Card was the best card ever, I don't think I have the picture anymore though, it had a picture of itself on it.

TalHex
Aug 28, 2008, 04:40 PM
where can i get a copy of that card?

Tact
Aug 28, 2008, 04:57 PM
Super Card was the best card ever, I don't think I have the picture anymore though, it had a picture of itself on it.

I tried to make a card like that with the Magic card generator, and it wouldn't let me. Perhaps I should try it with this one.

TheOneHero
Aug 28, 2008, 05:03 PM
Rawr!

[spoiler-box] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/TheOneHero/Random/EscherWaterfall.jpg [/spoiler-box]

Weeaboolits
Aug 28, 2008, 05:10 PM
I tried to make a card like that with the Magic card generator, and it wouldn't let me. Perhaps I should try it with this one.Its effect was instant victory upon drawing it from the deck, however it also required the presence of Not So Super Card, which resulted in an instant defeat upon being drawn.

There was also Semi-Super Card, which decided if you won or lost via coin flip.

Tact
Aug 28, 2008, 05:18 PM
Alright, I went ahead and made another one. I'm sure the idea is old and it's been done, but I've placed my own little touches on it.

[spoiler-box]http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/332/139901pw2.jpg[/spoiler-box]

Toadthroat
Aug 28, 2008, 05:53 PM
Hey Yugi-boy. Do you want this Ultimate Dark Magician Card?
Sure, I'll have it
*crush*
o.o'
<.<
:>
:>

:>

Nitro Vordex
Aug 28, 2008, 05:58 PM
:3

:3
:3

Tact
Aug 28, 2008, 06:01 PM
If I didn't absolutely fail at drawing, I would make that using the Card Crusher comic template. :disapprove:

(Seriously, the people are there already. All I would have to draw is the hair and the clothes, and I would still fail at it.)

Weeaboolits
Aug 28, 2008, 06:08 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Cards/createcard.jpg http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Cards/createcard2.jpg

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Cards/createcard3.jpg http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Cards/createcard4.jpg

Tact
Aug 28, 2008, 06:21 PM
Hey, Ronin. If that card works 60% of the time, all of the time, then what happens when it doesn't work? :wacko:

Weeaboolits
Aug 28, 2008, 06:24 PM
That doesn't make any sense.

Saner
Aug 28, 2008, 06:30 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! xD

Tact
Aug 28, 2008, 06:51 PM
That doesn't make any sense.

The picture of a card says it's cologne. I guess it makes someone more attractive to the ladies 60% of the time, all of the time.

If it doesn't work, I'm guessing that it causes them to run away. I have smelled some bad deodorants/scent aids before. (Yeah, I'm talking to you, Axe. Ewww.)

Mixfortune
Aug 29, 2008, 05:12 AM
Hey, Ronin. If that card works 60% of the time, all of the time, then what happens when it doesn't work? :wacko:

That's fine, because there's no effect to resolve anyways.
Or, if the effect resolution is the effect resolving sometimes, effect negations would both fully negate and fully resolve the card effect. Thus, not negating them, but then negate them afterwards.