If FKL was a mechanime...

[CrimsomWolf]

What kind of mech would you pilot?


You can also say how would you behave, or post suggestions on what mech should other person pilot etc...



Go and discuss!!!!



Mine would be Crimsom colored (oh rly?), attack type. It's main wepon would be pair of (oversized) swords and dezintegration cannon hidden in chest. It would also have mass of those barely noticable armaments: Rope darts, rifles etc.
And energy wings. A nessecity
Something like this:
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff236/gocanes77/PROJECT%20KNIGHTMARE/gurrenheavans8extreme.png
Or that albeit repainted red:
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff236/gocanes77/PROJECT%20KNIGHTMARE/shenhu.png

[TalHex]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j268/LanValentine/Xenosaga/3DESAsher.jpg
i like this one

[Tact]

I would pilot the KD-06 Asteroid Windom2000 SP1 from Bootfighter. I'm pretty sure anybody who has played the game will pick something from there.

Basically, this robot right here.

[spoiler-box]http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/5673/bootfighterrobotcv2.png[/spoiler-box]

It has a gun that can fire lasers and explosives, twin plasma blades, chest lasers, and wing spread lasers. (I don't know what to call them, really. They launch out of the robot's back and sides, and they look like wings. Therefore, I labeled them wing lasers.)

[CrimsomWolf]

It looks like Justice Gundam.... Actually, what was first? This or Justice?

[Tact]

If you're talking to me, the game was actually made as a Gundam tribute/ripoff. It's no surprise that the robots in Bootfighter look like Gundam robots.

[CrimsomWolf]

Okay... nice to know....

That game's on PC right?

Where can you get it?

[Tact]

Yes, it is a PC game. Check your PM's, Crimsom.

Oh, and by the way...don't use the Black Comb. It's too cheap. :disapprove:

[TalHex]

[spoiler-box]
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s38/PilotofAsherChaos/Xenosaga/ESDinahep1.jpg
[/spoiler-box]
i think i like this one better though

[Zarode]

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/2883/awesomeheadgearrm2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/2883/awesomeheadgearrm2.6b620aa31d.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=258&i=awesomeheadgearrm2.jpg)

Just think about it for a moment. :wacko:

[Tact]

Hmm, so you're saying that giant robots are essentially an example of chindogu? :wacko:

A chindogu is an invention that has actually been made and serves some practical purpose, but is too difficult and/or silly to use.

[Zarode]

Tact, you are thinking too far in to this.

I just think FKL has the flu, and needs some tissues. Thus, we are the tissue bot!


:wacko:

[CrimsomWolf]

Hmm, so you're saying that giant robots are essentially an example of chindogu? :wacko:

A chindogu is an invention that has actually been made and serves some practical purpose, but is too difficult and/or silly to use.


Like division by Zero.

[Tact]

Ah. Well...you can go ahead and be the tissue bot if you like. Have fun getting snot all over yourself. :wacko:

[Zarode]

Like division by Zero.

http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/6706/waytogocrimsonwolfjf4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/6706/waytogocrimsonwolfjf4.c06453368a.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=374&i=waytogocrimsonwolfjf4.jpg)


Ah. Well...you can go ahead and be the tissue bot if you like. Have fun getting snot all over yourself. :wacko:

My snot is power. :disapprove:

[Tact]

What's with the whole "Division by zero destroys everything" meme?

All it does is make "undef" show up on a graphing calculator. :disapprove:

[Nitro Vordex]

Because you can't divide by zero.

Zero can go into any number an infinite amount of times, and never reach that number. If you somehow divide by zero and get the number, you just broke physics and probably the universe.

Hell, maybe you even broke a dimension. :wacko:

[TalHex]

i don't know, it might work at the bottom of a black hole, physics gets fuck-ugly near there

[Nitro Vordex]

Black holes ARE THE RESULT OF DIVIDING BY ZERO.*

*Note:Any asshattery about telling me that they are in fact created by stars' remnants will have to be defenserated...into a black hole.

[TalHex]

they are the result of stars that divide by zero

[Nitro Vordex]

No, stars are the only thing that could support dividing by zero's explosion/results, so stars are the fuel.

Some idiot probably tried to divide by zero. >_>

[TalHex]

and that is why we haven't encountered any aliens yet, they try to divide by zero before space travel

[Shadowpawn]

http://bp1.blogger.com/_1aE4Kh5RdEs/R9rcUS4sz9I/AAAAAAAAADM/1OlV9Gd4mok/s400/wingzero.jpg

Gundam Wing Zero

[Tact]

*Note:Any asshattery about telling me that they are in fact created by stars' remnants will have to be defenserated...into a black hole.

"Defenseration," huh? You'll have to pilot a giant window robot. That way, I will always have something through which I can throw my enemies! :wacko:

[TalHex]

just carry a laptop PC with you

[Tact]

Well, I could, but my giant robot enemies would crash into the poor laptop and break it. I need Nitro to pilot a giant window robot so the enemies can go flying at something through which they can fit.

[Nitro Vordex]

I pilot the Bucketspace Bucket. :wacko:

[TalHex]

actually i change my mind, i pilot a giant mass of light hexagons and arrows

[Tact]

I pilot the Bucketspace Bucket. :wacko:

As long as your robot can pull giant windows out of it, I'm fine with that. :wacko:

We'll be the Defenestration Team.

[Sord]

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/8080/mymechxf3.jpg

[Boogie Troll]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww

[Sord]

that's a cool invention, pity after all that they couldn't at least make it run quietly

[Boogie Troll]

The Death Whirr? I think that's part of it's charm. A sign of impending doom.

[Zarode]

THE DARPA CHIEF

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Will Ferrell Ooooblong handicap'd factory worker beach police robot.

[Randomness]

I choose to assail all your mechs with this.

[spoiler-box]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/SW_Executor_01.jpg[/spoiler-box]

[Nitro Vordex]

*throws ship into Bucketspace*

Ha.

[Nirvash7]

http://img299.echo.cx/img299/8691/typetheend5nn.jpg

Nirvash Type-TheEnd

[Tact]

*throws ship into Bucketspace*

Ha.

Oh, Nitro, I hope you didn't just start a giant robot fight in this thread. :disapprove:

[TalHex]

I choose to assail all your mechs with this.

[spoiler-box]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/SW_Executor_01.jpg[/spoiler-box]

err... just don't try to reenter a planet's atmosphere...

<--stole a whole bunch of plate steel in key places

[Tact]

Wouldn't it just be easier to just, you know, steal your metals from the place where they're created? :disapprove:

[TalHex]

that would take all the fun out of it though

[Tact]

No, I don't think it would. I'm sure the metal production facilities have a very high level of security, especially if they're working for the Empire.

[TalHex]

the amount of distruction isn't as satisfying

[Neith]

[spoiler-box]http://www.freewebs.com/farban/Neith.jpg
Been a while since I played, but if I remember correctly, Neith was armed with seeker missiles, a hand-mounted gatling cannon,and small energy blades on its arms and ankles. Not much, but nothing's catching Neith, ever except Jehuty, damn story :( [/spoiler-box]

Neith, obviously :wacko:

[TalHex]

what's that one from?

[Tact]

It's from Pokemon!

Giant Robot Blastomon, I choose you! :wacko:

[Neith]

what's that one from?

Either Tact's answer ( :wacko: ) or Zone of the Enders. Either works :wacko:

[Tact]

So I'm not right (well, of course I'm not right)...but it looks like I get half-credit at least. :wacko:

[CrimsomWolf]

Bootfighter. I'm pretty sure anybody who has played the game will pick something from there.





You're right.

My new favorites are:

KD-08-3 Anthurium Linux and KD-06 Asteroid-0 Windom 2k (looonnnggg names..)

Oh, the second Asteroid (the red one) is good too...
And Longhorn Vista. Gunbods are pure awesomeness...


btw; Black Comb is serious overkill. Just how many guns that thing has?

[Tact]

btw; Black Comb is serious overkill. Just how many guns that thing has?

Let's see, it has its default gun attack and then it has those laser pods attached to its back.

At the very least, I would say it has seven guns.

[CrimsomWolf]

Just checked.

It has two beam rifles + 8 laser pods. So it's 10.


10 guns....

Plus two very big swords...

[Tact]

Ugh, those things do so much damage that it's not even funny.

I was testing my meme pilot and I got the Comb when I picked Random. I ended up smacking a robot into the ground so hard that it got stuck there for five or six seconds. Okay, so that was a glitch. Still, it goes to show how overpowered the Comb is. :wacko:

[Weeaboolits]

inb4superpinch

[Tact]

inb4superpinch

Oh, yeah, my WackoBot was pretty neat too. I also had a CamelBot. That one was a robot camel carrying a tank on its back. :wacko:

[CrimsomWolf]

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff236/gocanes77/PROJECT%20KNIGHTMARE/CUmobilebase.png


Piramidobot!

No, rly, it's just a land crusier

[Adriano]

JEM IS TRULY OUTRAGEOUS!
TRULY, TRULY, TRULY OUTRAGEOUS!

[CrimsomWolf]

Whats JEM?

[Tact]

Whats JEM?

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Acronym-Butchering With Tact! *smiles*

Today's acronym is...JEM! It stands for Jelly-Enhanced Module.

Sorry, that's all the time we have for today. Join us next time on Acronym-Butchering With Tact! :wacko:

[TalHex]

jackals emulating mice?

[CrimsomWolf]

Jelly Elecromagnetic Maser.

[TalHex]

jumping emu monkeys

[Adriano]

JUSTICE
ENFORCING
MUSICAL
MANNEQUINS
JEMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tact]

JUSTICE
ENFORCING
MUSICAL
MANNEQUINS
JEMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So...basically, you've been talking about the Elite Beat Agents. :wacko:

[Adriano]

I see your DS game, and I raise you, a youtubeGOD?

[TalHex]

do not want!

[Adriano]

do not want!

rofl. :lol:

[Tact]

Sure, fine, I'll have some GOD.

Don't go Card Crusher on me and crush the can, or you'll have to wash up. :wacko: