In This Thread, We Make Memes Sound Intelligent.

[Tact]

"Vegeta, good sir, what is the device telling you about his battle aptitude?"

"The reading is in excess of nine thousand points!"

"What? Nine thousand!? That is too outrageous to be correct!"

:wacko:

[Boogie Troll]

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k31/Feces_Goblin/ohgod.jpg

[Shadowpawn]

"Gentlemen, it seems the situation is moot because Dande's testicular appendages have become inert."

"Pardon me but I do say we are being a bit hasty."

"What, the testicular appendages have become inert. The situation is moot."

"However, they are still present."

"Yes, however the situation is moot. The testicular appendages have become inert."

"Yes, how-"

"Bloody hell, Gohan! The damned testicular appendages are inert! Damn Gohan."

"But."

"Damn it I say!"

[pikachief]

So, good sir, i was under the assumption that you, yes you as fair as u may be, are indeed infatuated with a quite peculiar gentleman who you may call, a mudkip!

What is it that u say? please repeat this again good sir, as i do not think i heard u correctly.

SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS! :wacko:

[SpikeOtacon]

This image, this collection of 1s and 0s that has gathered together in a most miraculous way onto my high tech digital display device (which in itself is a miracle of science and technology, truly a thing of beauty to behold) appears to have been edited, touched up, and/or manipulated in a way that suggests that the image in question may be quite the fallacy. I believe the mis-use of the clone stamp tool, combined with the low resolution of the final picture compared to the source image, as well as several tell-tale picture elements proves my theory of this picture being an impostor correct. That, and from seeing many a counterfeit digital image in my many years of being a critic of world wide web based fiestas of colour and shape.

So I say unto you, creator of said false image:


http://i433.photobucket.com/albums/qq60/mcmanmeat/Isir.jpg

[Out_Kast]

In A.D. 2101, some jolly good fellows were attacked by some ruffians out in the emptiness of space.

[Adriano]

Ahem, Time has stopped, The WOOORLD.
wreeeee!

[Nitro Vordex]

I am currently about to discharge my concentrated light beam.

*yelling sounds*

[Randomness]

The answer to a query regarding the opposite of death, the sum of the cosmos, and all things from the subatomic through macroscopic levels is a pair of digits which are coincidentally the square root of the number 1764.

[TalHex]

i say sir, i seem to have most soundly defeated you in this game of fighting

[Tessu]

I am inhabiting your low-temperature food storage device, consuming your goods.

[Nitro Vordex]

I-I-I-I-I-I have interrupted you string of well placed attacks.

[Tact]

Our country's leader has been accosted and captured by masters of ninjutsu. Are you gentlemen capable of besting enough enemies and returning our country's leader to safety?

[pikachief]

I am inhabiting your low-temperature food storage device, consuming your goods.

good luck! i ate it all already! haha!

no really its pretty empty

[Nitro Vordex]

good luck! i ate it all already! haha!

no really its pretty empty
Going about it incorrectly.

[Shadowpawn]

Going about it incorrectly.

I do believe this gentlemen has acquired and completely dismantled your dignity, good sir.

[pikachief]

I do believe this gentlemen has acquired and completely dismantled your dignity, good sir.

or is it i who has done so to this gentleman by making him thusly make the same mistake!? Thusly i say!

[Nitro Vordex]

or is it i who has done so to this gentleman by making him thusly make the same mistake!? Thusly i say!
Allow yourself some time between posts and browse around.

[pikachief]

Allow yourself some time between posts and browse around.

it seems that this here gentleman would like it if i leave this fine establishment u have here!


lol k i'll stop bothering u all >.>

[Zarode]

It appears to be over a certain threshold of nine thousand and one, kind sir.

[Adriano]

Shall we do it?

[Zarode]

Shall we do it?

More like:

"May I feel the gentle caress of a female body, beautiful lady."

(omfg girl i wan 2 bang u)

[Adriano]

More like:

"May I feel the gentle caress of a female body, beautiful lady."

(omfg girl i wan 2 bang u)

:wacko: LADY?
Oh and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ij-0qS2nJc

[Shadowpawn]

I do believe this popular phenomenon is becoming quite ancient, my dear.

[Kard]

Verily I say unto thee: :burger:.

[Adriano]

Begone, I have reached the minimum symbol capacity.

[Larian]

Needs more Zero Wing...

[Nitro Vordex]

Needs more Zero Wing...
Been done, you just didn't see it.

[Mixfortune]

Gentlemen.


...wait.

[Tact]

Been done, you just didn't see it.

Nitro's right. However, if you want an extended version...

Captain: "What has just transpired?"
Mechanic: "We seem to have been damaged by an explosion."
Operator: "Sir, someone is hailing our vessel!"
Captain: "What?"
Operator: "Turn on the monitor!"
Captain: "I recognize your visage!"
Cats: "How are you, gentlemen? (This is intelligent enough.) It appears all of your military installations have been captured by our forces. It is only a matter of time before your army is destroyed."
Captain: "What are you saying, good sir?"
Cats: "Your chance of survival is zero percent. Spend your last minutes wisely."
Operator: "Captain, what course of action do you recommend!?"
Captain: "Release all of our Zig fighters."
Captain (To the Zig pilots): "You know what you must do."
Captain (To the Operator): "Move our Zig fighters into the proper launch position."
Captain (To the Zig pilots): "Do this for the peace and justice of the entire galaxy!"

Also, here's a small bonus meme.

"INTELLIGENT BIRD OF PREY...HAND STRIKE!"

[Larian]

Been done, you just didn't see it.

I saw it...It was Out_Kast's post...But, we really do need MOAR!! =P

[Tact]

I saw it...It was Out_Kast's post...But, we really do need MOAR!! =P

Larian, please scroll up one post from the one I quoted here. I did the entire opening scene. :wacko:

[pikachief]

If it just so happens to be that you are in the presence of a cold beverage,
and I have a cold beverage transport device, And it just so happens to be in the glass of your beverage, yet in the vicinity of the room that is afar from you. and i activate this cold beverage transport device to send your cold beverage aaaaaaalllll the waaaayyy through... i consume your BEVERAGE!

[Shadowpawn]

I do believe this to be the very product of victory and a divine entity.