Port closed due to cough.

[Retniwreven]

GAAAAH MADAGASCAR!

[Nitro Vordex]

OHGOD

[Kard]

I guess this means no petting~

[Retniwreven]

They close that port for EVERYthing.

[Solstis]

That's what you get for trying to kill everyone.

[Retniwreven]

/Installs fifteen more ports.

[Larian]

I don't have a port anymore...They took it out after the chemo!!?? XD

[Boogie Troll]

That's bullshit. They shut down borders and mass transit systems if a disease does absolutely nothing.

[Retniwreven]

Just make it a really infectious cough.
Make it melt your skin off later. >_>

[Kard]

Radioactive?

[Tact]

Or, you know, you could just have your disease spawn in Madagascar. :wacko:

[TalHex]

why would it have to spawn? did it get sniped by w0l?

[Blitzkommando]

Next time use Port 80.

[Tact]

why would it have to spawn? did it get sniped by w0l?

Even the best sniper can't shoot a disease. :wacko:

[Retniwreven]

Even the best sniper can't shoot a disease. :wacko:

Osmosis Jones: The sniper years.

[Kard]

Well now there are 2 cats .-.;

[Tact]

Oh, Ret has also been here for a while. In fact, I think she arrived in FKL before you did.

[Retniwreven]

Oh, Ret has also been here for a while. In fact, I think she arrived in FKL before you did.

I just tend to hang out mainly in the cats thread, and every once in a while, latch onto another like a parasite for a while.

[Tact]

Speaking of parasites, what kind of disease are you trying to use in Pandemic?

[Kard]

Oh, Ret has also been here for a while. In fact, I think she arrived in FKL before you did.

I know this~ I may have joined in '06, but didn't really post much until weeks ago. So, things. ;3

But there are now 2 cats, as in, as of this moment, 2 of them, you see.

[Tact]

What I'm trying to say is that there have been two cats for a while. The second cat didn't show up just now. :wacko:

[Kard]

I know, you wacko!

I meant just today, not ever >O

[Retniwreven]

Speaking of parasites, what kind of disease are you trying to use in Pandemic?

Fun fact: I've never played it.

[Tact]

I have never played it, either. :wacko:

When the entire goal of a game is to kill people slowly and painfully, it makes me avoid said game.

[TalHex]

but those are the best games

[Kard]

but those are the best games

Haha, I'll bring up FFXI's name again, then. ;3

[Tact]

Oh, right. Final Fantasy 11 does kill people slowly and painfully. :wacko:

This is doubly true if the group is fighting one of the big bosses who is incredibly strong and takes forever to slay. :wacko:

[Retniwreven]

I have never played it, either. :wacko:

When the entire goal of a game is to kill people slowly and painfully, it makes me avoid said game.

Well when you put it like THAT, it makes me want to try...
Except it doesn't have rpg-style character development.
Boo.

[Tact]

Except it doesn't have rpg-style character development.
Boo.

Actually...you can upgrade your disease with a number of different symptoms and resistances to medicine. :wacko:

[Retniwreven]

Actually...you can upgrade your disease with a number of different symptoms and resistances to medicine. :wacko:
Nooo. I meant the people.
If you don't build them from the ground up, and learn about them before you kill them off, what's the point?

[Tact]

I'm pretty sure you could just use Wikipedia to learn about the world's people and cultures before you destroy them. :wacko:

[Retniwreven]

I'm pretty sure you could just use Wikipedia to learn about the world's people and cultures before you destroy them. :wacko:

It's just not the same. D=
It's missing a spiky-haired protagonist, falling to the equivalent of the plague except it also makes your brains run out your ears.

[Kard]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2379/2316845495_a0235d1597.jpg?v=0

[Retniwreven]

This is not enough polygons.

[Kard]

At least it's not Legend of Dragoon.

This should be enough for a meowmeow~

[Retniwreven]

The only thing I can remember about Dragoon is that it felt like the entire cast consisted of emotion-lobotomized scene kids.

[Kard]

Tut.


Wait, it had characters? I must have been too busy gazing at the green guy's flowing cape of 9 polygons...

[Retniwreven]

I got bored of it and sharked it, running through the game with my SUPAA ULTIMATE DRAGOON BEAM nuking everything at the start of battle.

[Kard]

Hey at least you got to look like Cloud (albiet in even lower-fi than the original) while doing it!

[Retniwreven]

I recall the graphics being an improvement over FFVII, though.

[Kard]

The backgrounds, sure, but oh no, not the character models...









OK I compared some screens side-by-side and LoD wins.


...Feeling a little sickly right now.

[Retniwreven]

Eh? o_o

[Kard]

Eh? o_o

I remembered LoD's battle models were poop compared to FFVII's, is all. The screens I saw were an interesting wake-up call.

I kinda like to remember that game in the worst light possible. \^.^/

[Weeaboolits]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Screencaps/madouend.png

[Retniwreven]

What? o_o

[Tact]

Once you get Diacute, you only really need two spells to beat that game. :wacko:

[Weeaboolits]

Diacute isn't broken until you find Rele.

[Kard]

Obscurity wins again .-.

[Weeaboolits]

Behold, once more, the combined power of Pici and Rele.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk964-gNxDo

Skip to 44 seconds if you're impatient/want to avoid spoilers.

[Kard]

The hell did I just watch....

[Retniwreven]

O... kay

[Weeaboolits]

That was the game's final boss, with Pici and Rele, you can kill it in one hit, as in the video.

[ShinMaruku]

Crack

[Retniwreven]

I don't know what Pici or Rele are, or what game it is. =X

[Kard]

Good job, you woke up a cat. .-.

[ShinMaruku]

I don't know what Pici or Rele are, or what game it is. =X
Witch items... :E

[Retniwreven]

Good job, you woke up a cat. .-.

A cat has not slept yet.

[Weeaboolits]

I don't know what Pici or Rele are, or what game it is. =XMadou Monogatari: Hanamaru Daiyouchienji, a fun SNES RPG, the Puyo Pop series was a spin-off from the series. Also, Pici and Rele are a magic staff and ring respectively, Pici gives you a 100% critical rate and Rele makes Diacute stack to its maximum level in a single cast (although it uses the same amount of magic as having cast it that many times), diacute dramatically increases attack strength.


Witch items... :EWrong character, this is Witch:

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Animu/Madou/wich.jpg

[Tact]

The hell did I just watch....

You pretty much watched a kindergartener take down a big, bad boss monster. :wacko:

[Kard]

Madou Monogatari: Hanamaru Daiyouchienji, a fun SNES RPG, the Puyo Pop series was a spin-off from the series. Also, Pici and Rele are a magic staff and ring respectively, Pici gives you a 100% critical rate and Rele makes Diacute stack to its maximum level in a single cast (although it uses the same amount of magic as having cast it that many times), diacute dramatically increases attack strength.


Suddenly it sounds strangely familiar...but I'm sure I've never played it. I've heard of Puyo Puyo though. Cute, yet terrifying stuff.

Also, maybe a cat should sleep before it tries to kill things again. \(PFG)/

[Tact]

What are you talking about? I had a good night's rest. :wacko:

[Weeaboolits]

You pretty much watched a kindergartener take down a big, bad boss monster. :wacko:Indeed, a 5 year old one-shotted a devil and recieved cookies. :wacko:

I dunno why you get cookies off that boss, the game ends after that battle.

[Kard]

Cookies are currency or something ?_?


What are you talking about? I had a good night's rest. :wacko:

Oh I meant Retnicat~ How was a Tact's sleep? I imagine dreams of wacko cookies occurring frequently.

[ShinMaruku]

Madou Monogatari: Hanamaru Daiyouchienji, a fun SNES RPG, the Puyo Pop series was a spin-off from the series. Also, Pici and Rele are a magic staff and ring respectively, Pici gives you a 100% critical rate and Rele makes Diacute stack to its maximum level in a single cast (although it uses the same amount of magic as having cast it that many times), diacute dramatically increases attack strength.


WITCH ITEMS! :E

[Tact]

Cookies are currency or something ?_?


Yes, that game uses cookies for currency. That's why you might see me say "93 cookies, yaaay!"


Oh I meant Retnicat~ How was a Tact's sleep? I imagine dreams of wacko cookies occurring frequently.

You need to specify when you're talking about Ret or me. :wacko:

I forgot what I dreamed about last night.

[Kard]

:wacko:

[Retniwreven]

Oh I meant Retnicat~ How was a Tact's sleep? I imagine dreams of wacko cookies occurring frequently.

I ended up sleeping. Now I am rather more energetic and ready to kill. =D

[Kard]

I ended up sleeping. Now I am rather more energetic and ready to kill. =D

...http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/bakadl/Misc/ooooh.gif

[TalHex]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/bakadl/Misc/ooooh.gif

*stabs the PFG from behind with a dagger* ha! beat yourself up now!

[Kard]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/bakadl/Misc/ooooh.gif

I agree! :burger:

[Tact]

:disapprove:

I think he gets the point. I'm not going to bother horribly mutilating any more of his smileys.