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raikomaru40
Sep 18, 2008, 10:30 AM
the best lyrics (if you hear the singing and watch it too)

[spoiler-box]Don't talk, watch!
Don't talk, watch!
You came here. Watch it.
Don't like it? Walk out.
We still have all your ****ing money.

Do not nudge, kick or jiggle the seat in front of you.
I'm sitting there!
I am everywhere at once
and I will cut you up.

If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife.

Do not explain the plot.
If you don't understand, then you should not be here.
Your money is our money
and we will spend it on drugs.

Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly.
Be considerate to others,
or I will bite your torso
and give you a disease.

Did you bring your baby?
Babies don't watch this.
Take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets.
Run over it after the show.

If I see you videotaping this movie,
Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid
and dissolve your testicles
and turn your guts into snakes.

This is copyrighted movie for Time Warner.
If I find that you've sold it on eBay,
I will break into your house
and tear your wife in half.[/spoiler-box]

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 18, 2008, 12:34 PM
But you know, the fattest dude in the theater that sits behind you and laughs heartier than anyone you've ever heard laugh ever - really enhances the movie.

Such an example can only be proven by first hand experience, but in my experience, the big man is gone before the end of the movie and you'll never hear from him again.