My friend Ryen!

[Eum]

One day in, PSO...
A FOnewm, level 66, wanted mo'!
He entered my Ep. II normal game...
If you were a force, you were put to shame.
Shifta and Deband, what is that?
Rabarta! Rabarta! Splat splat splat.
Experience, levels, no such thing.
This little game, was a one-FO swing!
Him and his Naga dominated...
To the other two players, well, he was hated.
Chaos Sorcerer, mop, mop, mop!
Until they came across the Photon Drop!
Naturally, he picked it up...
And never shut up, with his shortcut "Sup?"
One ugly FOnewm, and his Mahu...
I could make better, what about you?
Finally, VR was almost over...
We needed items, had no four-leaf clover.
The RAmarl used her trusty pipe...
He activated the teleport, in one quick swipe!
And so they flooded his trusty screen...
But despite their efforts, he came out clean.
The moral of this story, is quite vague...
But FOnewms with Nagas, are just a plague.

...

[LamerPanda]

I'll give a translation if anyone needs it. XD

[Ness]

What's the Ramarl have to do with anything?

[Guile]

What the hell?!

[Kupi]

Guile: 'tis a poem ranting about the evils of dominating FOnewms who join a game far too weak for them, blast everything, take whatever rares they find, go to the boss without anyone else, and are just plain rude. That's what.

[pixelate]

I met the same person today. Looks like his bad performance in my game wasn't a fluke; he must be a pro at it. And he was still having a good time activating boss warps. But with my team, it was Falz. My RAmarl was a better Force than him. Funny thing, though. When he saw my Sato, the first thing he said was, "trade green fox." I stopped using moons on him after a while.

[LamerPanda]

I'd be the RAmarl.

I went back to town to get monomates, and in the 30 seconds or so that I was gone he activated the warp. -.o;

[Ness]

On 2003-02-01 22:20, LamerPanda wrote:
I'd be the RAmarl.

I went back to town to get monomates, and in the 30 seconds or so that I was gone he activated the warp. -.o;



What a jerk.

[Vantamiath]

I told you they would revolt after making fun of their clothes...

[angelzeero]

This should be replied to
By a poem alsu,
But you guys forget it
Or you just do not get it.

[CajunSamurai]

On 2003-02-02 14:59, iHATEpsoCHEATERS wrote:
I told you they would revolt after making fun of their clothes...

...And calling them Richard Simmons constantly. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Pixel's story was a damn good laugh, though. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif This Ryen dude sounds like a REAL winner. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif

[LamerPanda]

I normally don't cheat in games, especially not online ones, but if I could PK or NOL or do some other horrible thing to him, I think I'd have done it there.

Nothing quite like watching someone charge into a game and steal a Photon Drop, especially when they claim that they killed the monster that dropped it (when they didn't) and when you consider that they didn't clear any of the areas leading up to that point.