super best idea for vidya game ever

[W0LB0T]

the dallas cowboys (because thats the only FOOTBALL!! team i know of) are just chillin being super manly, when suddenly some evil aliens come along and steal the superbowl and turn earth into brown ruins. its up to the dallas cowboys to save the superbowl and earth using there elete FPS shooting skills and hi def next genration graphics.

battle in 20 orignal locales including:

brown ruins
brown ruins
more brown ruins
broun ruined factory
brown ruins of a football feild
alien spaceship aka: brown ruins

[Zarode]

Beware of the palette swap monsters, least you wish for an early grave.

[Adriano]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBEO8t9XIGo


How did that spray get in there hm????????
Esplain it to me W0L.

[Weeaboolits]

That would never sell, though, let's replace the linebackers with spiky-haired 12-year-olds with goggles they never actually use.

[Nitro Vordex]

And physically impossibly oversized swords being swung aruond like sticks.

It'll sell like candy in Japan!

[TalHex]

better! it will sell like japanese candy at an anime convention!

[Solstis]

You're doing it wrong.

If there's kids with spiky hair, the settings really have to change.

Early forest scene.
Dungeon scene.
Mountain scene.
Desert.
Ice.
Fire/Underworld.
Particle effect world.

[TalHex]

fish gut world

[Solstis]

fish gut world

Could work as an underworld.

[Tact]

I think we're forgetting the crystal cave and the technological dungeon. :wacko:

[Kard]

Always with the ancient technology and god killing.

[TalHex]

don't forget generic shinto shrine/cave dungeon (seen several of those lately)

[Tact]

don't forget generic shinto shrine/cave dungeon (seen several of those lately)

Etrian Odyssey 2 has one of those on the fourth Stratum. I can't say a lot more about it since I literally just beat the fifteenth floor's boss.

[TalHex]

aye, valkyrie profile has one

[Sord]

how to beat such a game:

if disk: eject and break in two, or if you desire some outdoor fun, use as a frisbee. Or you could just spin it on a drill until it shatters

if cartridge: get a hammer, smash it

[TalHex]

if you don't mind putting your microwave at risk: insert disk/cartridge into microwave and proceed to cook like popcorn

[Tact]

how to beat such a game:

if disk: eject and break in two, or if you desire some outdoor fun, use as a frisbee. Or you could just spin it on a drill until it shatters

if cartridge: get a hammer, smash it

That's beating a game, all right...though, I don't think that's what the developers had in mind. :wacko:

[Kard]

Crash Bandicoot 2 was my first video game frisbee~

Years later, a little toothpaste smearing here and there had it working again in no time!

[Randomness]

Etrian Odyssey 2 has one of those on the fourth Stratum. I can't say a lot more about it since I literally just beat the fifteenth floor's boss.

Crud, you caught up. (I'm working on my Hexe and Shin the Witch, gone down up to floor 18 so far. Also working on getting the Dominator whip, but Flygourds are scary) Must get back to EO2, lol.

Curse you Tales of Vesperia, Spore, Force Unleashed, etc...

[astuarlen]

Speaking of brown ruins, I know this is a football game and all, but maybe the Bruins could make a guest appearance?

[ShinMaruku]

ENGLISCH, MUTTERFICKER! SPRICHST DU DAS?
:E

[Kard]

:E



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[ShinMaruku]

L'ANGLAIS, ENCULÉ DE TA MÈRE! TU LE PARLES?

:E

[Kard]

Jamaicans don't speak French. There are no bokkles.

[ShinMaruku]

Mi fimbly fi speak Panish but wi nu know ih, mi ganpoopa bruk ih bokkle...

[Kard]

Mi fimbly fi speak Panish but wi nu know ih, mi ganpoopa bruk ih bokkle...
Sounds more at home~ :3

[ShinMaruku]

Well it is English and we are Anglo-phones.

[Boogie Troll]

You guys have shitty ideas for a game. W0l's game sounded way better than yours.