FKL Job Title Distribution Thread

[SpikeOtacon]

Many of you have received a PM from myself yesterday inquiring about job titles. Jobs have been scarce, so in an attempt to get the @ moving and some adventures rolling I have begun to distribute the job titles.

This list is not finished yet. While I saw a large response within a few hours, some of you did not PM me back yet and I may have skipped a few of you. If you did not receive the PM and did not have a job assigned to you, make sure to PM me. If you did receive the PM, you should get on replying to it.


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astuarlen: First Lady
TalonKitsune: DJ, Demolitions Expert (pending license renewal)
W0LB0T: Comedy Machine, Soundboard Expert (weapons restricted)
TheOneHero: Guardian Chef. Always experimenting with his slain enemies to create new tastes.
Tact: Shotgun touting Doctor of Medicine. (Tact M.D.)
Nitro_Vordex: Unemployed Janitor (seeking new establishment), Ambassador of MAH BOI
Leviathan: Sandvich Maker
Sord: Ambassador of Hot Sauce, Overlord of infant consumption care
Tessu: Ambassador of "Nnnnnn"
Airalean: Jailbait Twins pt.1
Out_Kast: Jailbait Twins pt.2
Boogie Troll: Lord of the Metal
KaFKa: MIA
Retniwreven: Lord of Cats
Larian: Veterinarian (or VeterinLarian) though I think the papers on this one might have gotten mixed up
VanHalen: Keeper of the RagnarokOnline
Shadowpawn: Official GOD Distributor
Saner: Town Reporter
Sayara: Photoshopped Artist (You can tell by the pixels)
Nai_Calus: Level x Pansy Elf Bard God of Dice; for X, Nai rolls 6 D20s at the start of each day. X equals the sum of all die rolled.
Ronin_Cooper: Wandering Barrel-Maker
ShinMaruku: Keeper of the Warhammer Lore
Lurkster: Understudy for Sam Fisher
Toadthroat: Milkshake Drinker, Ambassador of Spiders
Tristan: Drunken Swordsman
Scrub: OUGH
fronebullare: Lord of Lord of Vermillion
Dhylec: L;ord ;of ;o
Chuck_Norris: Backup Reporter (in case Saner is unavailable)

[Sord]

*wilst eating a baby drenched in hotsauce*

I shall proudly perform my occupation (mmm, delicious)

[astuarlen]

It's not official until we get one of these:
[spoiler-box]http://www.frontierfamilies.net/Family/Bell/pics/BellBible_MarriageLicense.jpg[/spoiler-box]

I can't wait for the first state dinner party!

[Dhylec]

with fkl'z substandard & poorer economy, what'z the @'s worth now?
should we sandswitch to the #? ;o

[Zarode]

I call for a brutal take over of PSYOULand, in order to annex them and steal their money/food/internets.

[Dhylec]

I call for a brutal take over of PSYOULand, in order to annex them and steal their money/food/internets.

make luvz, not warz ;o

[Kylie]

I didn't respond because I couldn't make up my mind on what I wanted to be / do.

[TheOneHero]

I didn't respond because I couldn't make up my mind on what I wanted to be / do.

My lovely partner. :wacko:

[raikomaru40]

I wouldn't be opposed to "Professional Badass"

[Kylie]

My lovely partner. :wacko:
Psht! I don't want to be anyone's bitch. :-P

[Wyndham]

i want to be the local Vampire guy.

[TheOneHero]

Psht! I don't want to be anyone's bitch. :-P

Nah, partner as in team. :p

[Kylie]

I don't wanna be a chef. However, I'll play hostess at your restaurant.

[TalHex]

alright! demolitions expert back in business! (i shall eagerly await the approval of my license)

[Nai_Calus]

L66 today, watch it, fuckers.

[Leviathan]

Made some sandviches...

Sord's has extra baby &sauce.

[Kard]

So, what happens with all these job titles, then ?:3

[Shadowpawn]

*drops a colony full of GOD into FKL*

There, a new batch has been delivered.

*rolls a batch of GOOD into the streets*

[Lurkster]

Lurkster: Understudy for Sam Fisher

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http://i421.photobucket.com/albums/pp291/Lurkster_McXenophobe/lurkfisher.png

[Toadthroat]

You have made a powerful friend in the spider world.

[pikachief]

i havent PMed u back cuz i have NO IDEA! D:

u think of something for me :P

[TheOneHero]

Pikachief - Seeker of BBWs.

[Tact]

We could give him "Bearer of Red X's" as well. :wacko:

[Shadowpawn]

lowercase prince

[pikachief]

Pikachief - Seeker of BBWs.

this one's good :P lol

[Shadowpawn]

You would pick that one.

[Sord]

big bellied womens?

[pikachief]

big bellied womens?

Big Beautiful womens

but ehh same? i guess? :P cuz i get to the point where they stop being beautiful but to a handful of people and God lol

[Sord]

probably better, since technically pregnant women are big bellied

[Ketchup345]

/Holds up sign saying employment needed.

[astuarlen]

/Holds up sign saying employment needed.

Stinking bums.

Mr. President, I'd like to ask what you plan to do to clean up our streets. I can't step outside my door without putting my foot on something hairy and homeless.

[Nitro Vordex]

Maybe you shouldn't let Talon sleep in front of your house. ;-;

[Sord]

/Holds up sign saying employment needed.

you're a condiment, you're job is to be on food, that one should be obvious. Though you do seem to stain pants now and then (hypocrite.)

[Randomness]

Stinking bums.

Mr. President, I'd like to ask what you plan to do to clean up our streets. I can't step outside my door without putting my foot on something hairy and homeless.

I volunteered for police duty... but...

[Ketchup345]

you're a condiment, you're job is to be on food, that one should be obvious. Though you do seem to stain pants now and then (hypocrite.)True. And we don't care much about the stains, they usually get removed easy enough. We care about protecting them from being burned before they become truly useless.

[Airalean]

Since Outkast doesn't have time for us anymore, I would like to revoke my twinship.

[W0LB0T]

Aw...why are my weapons restricted. I'm careful with them. I only kill what will be the most funny to do so.

Don't make hectate sad. don't worry you will be able to kill in a bit, you just sit there and be a good gun, yes you are, your a good gun aren't you, *pets gun*

[Out_Kast]

Since Outkast doesn't have time for us anymore, I would like to revoke my twinship.

/disagree.

[Airalean]

Revoke my twinship.

[TalHex]

Maybe you shouldn't let Talon sleep in front of your house. ;-;

what are you talking about? i have a stronghold... i'm not homeless- randomness! have you been messing with fomicry again!?

[Sord]

what are you talking about? i have a stronghold... i'm not homeless- randomness! have you been messing with fomicry again!?

perhaps you're merely a rug then

[Tact]

If he were a rug, he would be a rug drenched in sake. :wacko:

[TalHex]

and packed with explosives, a literal carpet bomb

[Tact]

No, you would be a rug bomb. :wacko:

Carpets are typically wall-to-wall, and rugs cover a smaller amount of space.

[Kard]

He'd be a creepy purple rug, for sure~

[TalHex]

actually my colors are more burnt red, black, and white then purple >.o

[Sord]

actually my colors are more burnt red, black, and white then purple >.o

always came off as being in blues and greys to me (and not in relation to the avatar)

[TalHex]

hmm i guess that could work too

[Tact]

I was thinking more of a red-orange color. Basically, I thought of Talon as a normally-colored, anthopomorphic fox.

[TalHex]

nah that's boring, if you want an actual species its probably closest to a cross fox

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

What's FKL's bum % today?

Get that monthly and bimonthly @ money, man!

Uncle_Job:???

[Randomness]

*begins raising hell over being ignored*

[SpikeOtacon]

Don't worry, Randomness. I'm working on a significant update. So if you didn't respond to my PM first, you still have plenty of time to think of something and hit me up with it, people!

[Meyfei]

bump:

Meyfei the Penalogist, i study pens, and how they work with paper... oh and animal's on the side

[Nitro Vordex]

Good god, you could have just PM'ed him. ;/

[Tact]

Nitro, this thread is an approved Floating Sticky. That bump was legal.

[Nitro Vordex]

I didn't say it was illegal, but he could have made it a surprise. :wacko:

[Randomness]

I think my PM was completely ignored when I responded, so...

New PM in the pipe in a sec.

[Meyfei]

[spoiler-box]SURPRISE BUMP![/spoiler-box]

:)

[CrimsomWolf]

Can we ask for a job?

Right now?

Since getting a job of God might be too greedy, I'll settle on Loli Warmaster/Evil Dimensional Warlock...

Or Kitsune Warlord. In case if Talon is un-available. Yes Tasha, I'm talking to you.

[SpikeOtacon]

I think my PM was completely ignored when I responded, so...

New PM in the pipe in a sec.

No, your PM wasn't ignored the first time around mah boi. I just had a lot of things come up and I never got around to finishing the next batch of jobs. There's still time to PM me!

[EJ]

o;

I thought everyone was already assigned a job before but guess this a updated list of the new people job since most of the vets aren't on like scrub and DizzyDi ;3

[SStrikerR]

I remember pm'ing Spike the first time and never got a job.
:disapprove:

[Sef]

After a brief brus-, really long brush with death, I have returned!

Can I have a job?

Can we hand the whippersnappers a job?

Just... Just hand me the job.

Handjob.

:disapprove:

[Zorafim]

Well I'm busy, so I can't accept any forms of additional employment.

[Sord]

Ah, the old days. My stomach finally gave out on me and I can no longer eat hot sauce or babies much. Instead I must settle for filling their crying mouths with live grenades before punting them into the air, sending them aloft in a perfect parabolic arc in which they explode at the apex and rain their guts down upon the surprised populace.

Gruesome, yes. But it solves the overpopulation crisis one baby at a time. The company is also presently looking into matters to dispose of the eldery, as the younger generations is up in arms about having to pay for their social security benefits, and rightfully so. We shouldn't have to work hard only to have the money we need in these tight times go to some old codgers that do nothing but sit around, bitch about how old days were better, and be passively-aggressive racist while trying to force their out dated ideologies on the world.

This has been a statement by Political Incorrectness lnc.