Super Scary Stories

[UnderscoreX]

You are home alone, and you hear on the news about the profile of a murderer who is on the loose. You look out the sliding glass doors to your backyard, and you notice a man standing out in the snow. He fits the profile of the murderer exactly, and he is smiling at you. You gulp, picking up the phone to your right and dialing 911. You look back out the glass as you press the phone to your ear, and notice he is much closer to you now. You then drop the phone in shock.
There are no footprints in the snow. It's his reflection.


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[Monochrome]

And I look like vaguely like John Malkovich, so why am I smiling?

[Tact]

Talon says my FKL fanfic is scary. Maybe you should take a look at it. :wacko:

[TalHex]

That character you made freaks me out!

you want to know what is creepier though?
http://ostan-collections.net/topic-799.html (Operating System Fanic!)

[Tact]

Who, Isabelle? Sure, she's a psychopathic bitch, but she's not scary. :wacko:

[Kard]

Meoooooow~

[Tact]

Yes, yes, right. Meow. I don't think you get how badly she would mess you up if she caught you talking about her like that. :wacko:

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Meoooooow~
But that's no Amy Wong.

Its crazy insane "wifebeater" tanktop wearing lunatic escaped homicidal maniac.

[Tact]

Oh, yeah, why would you ever want to meow at him? He looks like he would kill you on sight. :disapprove:

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Meowing could be his 1 weakness, you never know.

It worked in the Mummy movies. Cat > Mummy

[Kard]

What's all this meowing business about. I'm a rappy! *peeeeep!*

:>

[Tact]

Meowing could be his 1 weakness, you never know.

It worked in the Mummy movies. Cat > Mummy

You see, I don't watch the Mummy movies. I'm not very into horror. But, I will keep meowing in mind next time I meet hordes of the undead. :wacko:

[CrimsomWolf]

Loli that wants to molest you (against your will of course)

Now, that's scary.

[Tact]

Yes, it's scary because you could go to jail. :disapprove:

[CrimsomWolf]

And it's not even your fault!

...talk about justice on this world...

[Tact]

It's a double standard. A lot of stuff can be done by a girl to a guy and nobody would think twice. Then, if the guy did the same stuff, he would get into a fair bit of trouble.

This would make it interesting if I ever did something wrong. :wacko:

[CrimsomWolf]

Yeah. Maybe because guys are expected to behave more reasonably or some other overdue crap like this. Still, it can get irritating.

Oh, and I'm guessing that they would drop you off the hook, seeing that you're....ahem neither.

[Tact]

Hey! *puts hands on his/her hips* I'm both. How can you say that a person with both kinds of parts has no gender? :disapprove:

[CrimsomWolf]

Okay, my mistake. But that would be what police would say.

[Tact]

Have you ever heard of a person with no gender? I don't think anybody has had that dubious distinction.

[CrimsomWolf]

NO.

Other than you.

That reminds me, you once had the "feisty" in title. Why did you removed it back then?

[Tact]

Oh, I don't know. I've since mellowed out and now I'm not as prone to bouts of Rena Rabies. :wacko:

[CrimsomWolf]

Yeah. The violence in here certainly dropped since she left. (point debatable)



Now I remeber how I spent Halloween (even though I don't celebrate it): I was watching anime with friends very early in the morning (like, 1:00 till 4:00) then I slept until 8, went home around 11 and slept some more, ate, watched TV and went to sleep again.

[Tact]

Was it horror anime? It's Halloween, so it had better have been horror anime. :wacko:

[CrimsomWolf]

Well.... not really Since I don't celebrate Halloween

The closest one was Hellsing.

[Tact]

I don't celebrate Halloween either, but I still recognize that it exists. :wacko:

[CrimsomWolf]

I do too.

It's just no one really pays attention to it in this part of the world.

[Kard]

Everyday is Halloween in Barbados~ Plenty of spooky-spooks walking around, but there's no trick-or-treating. :<

I blame our middle-of-nowhereness.

[TalHex]

I do too.

It's just no one really pays attention to it in this part of the world.

thats okay, its so commercialized over here that you only wish they wouldn't pay attention to it :wacko: