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Leviathan
Nov 10, 2008, 08:22 PM
I ___ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You
should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.
If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I
would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it
would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)

Tact
Nov 10, 2008, 08:54 PM
I loathe you. You have a nice bicycle. You make me want to kill you for it. You
should give me that bicycle or die. Someday I will kill you for it anyway. You + me = A big throw-down for the bicycle.
If I saw you now I'd strangle you for the bicycle. I want to annihilate you. I
would build a guillotine just for you. If I could sing you any song it
would be I Want That Damn Bicycle. We could fight for it under the stars.
Love,
The Person Who Wants Your Bicycle
(P.S. I'm planning the fight even as you read this.)

I don't think that's where you were going with this Mad Lib. :wacko:

Leviathan
Nov 10, 2008, 09:15 PM
That was pretty mad.

You get a 96. -4 points for threatening to strangle the teacher.

Ranmaru
Nov 10, 2008, 09:27 PM
I eat you. You have a nice texture. You make me hungry. You
should GET IN MAH BELLY. Someday I will vomit. You + me = heaven.
If I saw you now I'd glomp you. I want to nibble you. I
would build a lego tower just for you. If I could sing you any song it
would be Starry Eyed Surprise. We could dance under the stars.
Love,
Ran
(P.S. You really should get in my belly.)

TalHex
Nov 10, 2008, 09:52 PM
I am apathetic towards you. You have a nice stitch on your left cheek. You make me want to yawn. You
should try apathy. Someday I will care. You + me = nothing.
If I saw you now I'd stare off into the distance. I want to ignore you. I
would build a void just for you. If I could sing you any song it
would be Lacking Sympathy. We could ignore each other under the stars.
LoveNeutral,
The Apathy Kid
(P.S. Who are you again?.)

Moo2u
Nov 10, 2008, 10:00 PM
I am you. You have a nice bod. You make me confused. You
should explain. Someday I will explode. You + me = awesome.
If I saw you now I'd faint. I want to quit you. I
would build a sandwich just for you. If I could sing you any song it
would be brutal. We could contemplate this under the stars.
Love,
Yourself
(P.S. You're slowly going mad.)

Tessu
Nov 10, 2008, 10:03 PM
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Love,
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Ranmaru
Nov 10, 2008, 10:07 PM
I am you. You have a nice bod. You make me confused. You
should explain. Someday I will explode. You + me = awesome.
If I saw you now I'd faint. I want to quit you. I
would build a sandwich just for you. If I could sing you any song it
would be brutal. We could contemplate this under the stars.
Love,
Yourself
(P.S. You're slowly going mad.)

I liked that one.

Tact
Nov 10, 2008, 10:15 PM
You get a 96. -4 points for threatening to strangle the teacher.

Oh, Levi, you know I don't really mean it. :wacko:

If I really wanted to kill you, I would hug you tightly and press you up against my needles.

TalHex
Nov 10, 2008, 10:17 PM
or head butted levi, that beret would make quite the pointy weapon

astuarlen
Nov 10, 2008, 11:14 PM
It ruins the surprise to fill in the answers while reading the passage. Provide list of parts of speech etc plz.

CrimsomWolf
Nov 11, 2008, 12:30 PM
I want___ you. You have a nice _boat_____. You make me ___batshit insane____. You
should ___come here, to me...baby____. Someday I will _rule the world just for you_____. You + me = ____hate/love_relation___.
If I saw you now I'd __weep________. I want to ___hug_____ you. I
would build an __empire_____ just for you. If I could sing you any song it
would be _something overly dramatic and soul wrenching ________. We could ___argue till of end of time_______ under the stars.
Love,
___Your True Love____________
(P.S. ___You've been owned, have a nice day___________.)



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