View Full Version : FKL's Mother.
Leviathan
Nov 11, 2008, 11:18 PM
Come over here, I just baked some fresh apple pie, it's over by the window cooling off.
Do stay, I'm fixing a deep dish pizza later! ;o
Moo2u
Nov 11, 2008, 11:18 PM
Thank....um....
....you think I could borrow 5 bucks?
Leviathan
Nov 11, 2008, 11:43 PM
<Gives Moo $10.>
Can you run to the store &uy me a loaf of bread?
<Pinches cheek.>
Moo2u
Nov 11, 2008, 11:47 PM
...
:D
Airalean
Nov 12, 2008, 12:43 AM
Levi Mom has got it going on.
Leviathan
Nov 12, 2008, 12:49 AM
Thank you dearie.
<Slips Airalean some more pie.>
Airalean
Nov 12, 2008, 01:25 AM
Thanks Ma' ;)
Boogie Troll
Nov 12, 2008, 02:53 AM
Ma, can you read me a bedtime story tomorrow night? I've been having troubles sleeping and I think that would help me out a lot.
CrimsomWolf
Nov 12, 2008, 03:20 AM
I made mommy a picture!
http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/Sergeant_Grif/Leviathan.jpg
:-D
No, I have found it. But I still think that Ma should have it.
moomoopenguin
Nov 12, 2008, 03:43 AM
can i have some pizza ^^
Tact
Nov 12, 2008, 06:22 AM
Wait just a minute here...isn't PhotonDrop supposed to be everybody's mother or something?
raikomaru40
Nov 12, 2008, 07:23 AM
Or maybe she's the papa.....
Zarode
Nov 12, 2008, 09:51 AM
Well, I went to school and told everyone that I have two mommies, and everyone beat me up.
and and and :(
MOMMY :( :( :( :disapprove:
TalHex
Nov 12, 2008, 03:11 PM
would this make me and random evil twins or something then?
Tact
Nov 12, 2008, 03:12 PM
Or maybe she's the papa.....
No, that's Shuri. All of the veteran FKLers should know what I'm talking about.
Leviathan
Nov 12, 2008, 05:50 PM
Ma, can you read me a bedtime story tomorrow night? I've been having troubles sleeping and I think that would help me out a lot.
I will read you a classic. "Go Dogs Go" by Dr. Seuss.
I made mommy a picture!
http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/Sergeant_Grif/Leviathan.jpg
:-D
No, I have found it. But I still think that Ma should have it.
It's the thought that counts.
<Hangs it on the fridge.>
can i have some pizza ^^
Fresh pizza! Be careful, it's a bit hot.
Tessu
Nov 12, 2008, 06:17 PM
Make some real food, like ramen.
Kylie
Nov 12, 2008, 06:18 PM
/rebel
Leviathan
Nov 12, 2008, 06:18 PM
Make some real food, like ramen.
Don't sass your mouth at me lassy!
Go to the corner &think about what you've done!
<Sets timer for 15 minutes.>
Tessu
Nov 12, 2008, 06:20 PM
Don't sass your mouth at me lassy!
Go to the corner &think about what you've done!
<Sets timer for 15 minutes.>
Better be makin' ramen while I'm over there.
Leviathan
Nov 12, 2008, 06:23 PM
Better be makin' ramen while I'm over there.
<Sets timer to 30.>
Where have your manner's gone? :<
Tessu
Nov 12, 2008, 06:29 PM
http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/z_Projects_in_progress/_Ent/Guilty_Pleasures_06/Guilty_Pleasures_06_food/GP_topramen.small.jpg
Leviathan
Nov 12, 2008, 06:31 PM
http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/z_Projects_in_progress/_Ent/Guilty_Pleasures_06/Guilty_Pleasures_06_food/GP_topramen.small.jpg
<Sets timer to 45 minutes.>
There will be REAL food downstairs when you are done misbehaving. ;o
Tessu
Nov 12, 2008, 06:35 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y258/Linelda/nnnnnn.jpg
Leviathan
Nov 12, 2008, 06:36 PM
That face won't work on me young lady.
TalHex
Nov 12, 2008, 06:37 PM
only works if the beret is bigger
Sord
Nov 12, 2008, 07:42 PM
PhotonDrop is everyone's mom, except mine, I wound up with KafKa
Leviathan
Nov 12, 2008, 08:21 PM
PhotonDrop is everyone's mom, except mine, I wound up with KafKa
I am so sorry.
<Makes cheesecake.>
Sord
Nov 12, 2008, 08:32 PM
I'd feel worse for Spike, he's my father. Mother rarely ever comes home and never eats her dinner ;-;
Tact
Nov 12, 2008, 08:48 PM
I'd feel worse for Spike, he's my father. Mother rarely ever comes home and never eats her dinner ;-;
That might be a good thing. Maybe Spike was scheduled to be dinner at one point. :wacko:
Leviathan
Nov 13, 2008, 01:10 AM
Well I'm always next door if you need a good meal~
pikachief
Nov 13, 2008, 01:14 AM
i imagine FKL's mom to be a short chunky mexican women who just cleans and makes food 24/7 who's always pregnant :)
mommy can i has mc donald's? :D
Boogie Troll
Nov 13, 2008, 01:17 AM
i imagine FKL's mom to be a short chunky mexican women who just cleans and makes food 24/7 who's always pregnant :)
I think that I could make a really stereotypical joke right here.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 13, 2008, 01:20 AM
i imagine FKL's mom to be a short chunky mexican women who just cleans and makes food 24/7 who's always pregnant :)
mommy can i has mc donald's? :D
What the hell do you think FKL is?
You should never share your imagination ever again... maybe.
Leviathan
Nov 13, 2008, 01:23 AM
i imagine FKL's mom to be a short chunky mexican women who just cleans and makes food 24/7 who's always pregnant :)
mommy can i has mc donald's? :D
I'm neither Mexican, or short.
...But I am fat! <Cries &runs to room.>
pikachief
Nov 13, 2008, 01:25 AM
.................................................. ...
i hurt mommy's feelings D: waaa :(
your not fat mommy! mommy's the prettiest person in da whole world!
see? i drew a picture of you!
........ but a dog ate it ._.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 13, 2008, 01:26 AM
...But I am fat! <Cries &runs to room.>[/small]
Don't say that to this guy, I think by now you know why.
Nobody go posting it again, we know already.
And the room is probably trapped with trip wires and cages.
moomoopenguin
Nov 13, 2008, 01:31 AM
I'm neither Mexican, or short.
...But I am fat! <Cries &runs to room.>
*gives mom a big hug*
>---------(^.^)------------<
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i143/moes_2006/6.gif
edit: ❤❤❤
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 13, 2008, 01:33 AM
*gives mom a big hug*
Aha, fat joke!
Oh no, now there are two of these guys!
Run away Levi!
Nitro Vordex
Nov 13, 2008, 01:42 AM
Wait just a minute here...isn't PhotonDrop supposed to be everybody's mother or something?
She abandoned us.
We have a new mother now.
Airalean
Nov 13, 2008, 01:44 AM
Run into my arms Levi mom! ;)
Nitro=Insects
Nitro Vordex
Nov 13, 2008, 01:46 AM
Run into my arms Levi mom! ;)
Nitro=Insectors, copy-mon!
wat
i dont even
Airalean
Nov 13, 2008, 01:50 AM
You do even. Levi was your wife, but now we find out she's our mother.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 13, 2008, 01:53 AM
This is the Millennium - after the 90's, FKL can have 2 moms.
Print it!
(You kids are no longer gen-XYZ but "millennials?" Lame.)
moomoopenguin
Nov 13, 2008, 01:54 AM
Aha, fat joke!
Oh no, now there are two of these guys!
Run away Levi!
no no >< i meant like a bear hug :( mom was crying. i don't like it when mom cries T-T
Airalean
Nov 13, 2008, 01:55 AM
Now I have three moms :3
Nitro Vordex
Nov 13, 2008, 01:56 AM
Jeez my brain hurts.
@o@
moomoopenguin
Nov 13, 2008, 02:04 AM
the more mommies the better ^^ means more cookies
Airalean
Nov 13, 2008, 02:07 AM
Two of my three mommies don't bake.
moomoopenguin
Nov 13, 2008, 02:11 AM
Two of my three mommies don't bake.
:( but but :heartcookie: *cries*
CrimsomWolf
Nov 13, 2008, 02:38 AM
i imagine FKL's mom to be a short chunky mexican women who just cleans and makes food 24/7 who's always pregnant :)
mommy can i has mc donald's? :D
You bastard!
You made mommy cry!
*Organizes a group of people with burning torches and scythes to hunt him down*
moomoopenguin
Nov 13, 2008, 02:53 AM
You bastard!
You made mommy cry!
*Organizes a group of people with burning torches and scythes to hunt him down*
*grabs torch*
CrimsomWolf
Nov 13, 2008, 02:55 AM
For momy!!!!!!
*Runs into the fields after pikachief*
moomoopenguin
Nov 13, 2008, 02:57 AM
*runs too with torch in one hand pitchfork in the other* :D
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 13, 2008, 03:11 AM
*tries to figure out why this thread got +35 more views*
CrimsomWolf
Nov 13, 2008, 03:20 AM
Because it's thread made by Levi ?
moomoopenguin
Nov 13, 2008, 03:20 AM
*tries to figure out why this thread got +35 more views*
it was me >.>
Leviathan
Nov 13, 2008, 06:12 PM
Children I will not condone this Lord of the Flies behavior!
All of you to the corner!
You will have dinner promptly after a 30 minutes of staring into a wall.
Tact
Nov 13, 2008, 06:19 PM
After a 30 minutes? :wacko:
Also, can my wall have a television screen on it?
Leviathan
Nov 13, 2008, 06:55 PM
After a 30 minutes? :wacko:
Also, can my wall have a television screen on it?
Don't mock mommy when she is on the choo-choo train to Imagiville.
Your wall may not have a television screen on it, you will have to look at the paint on the wall.
moomoopenguin
Nov 13, 2008, 07:07 PM
T-T but but
TalHex
Nov 13, 2008, 07:10 PM
>.>
<.<
*whacks random over the head with a stick*
Pikachief did it!
ShinMaruku
Nov 13, 2008, 07:15 PM
All negative stuff leads to your momma.
Lance813
Nov 13, 2008, 09:11 PM
Hey mommy, can i haz fwench toash fer bweckfast tommowow?
Tact
Nov 13, 2008, 09:18 PM
Ugh, I would deny that request if I were your mother. Look at that grammar. You should be ashamed of yourself. :wacko:
Lance813
Nov 13, 2008, 09:21 PM
i iz sowwy.
Nitro Vordex
Nov 13, 2008, 09:44 PM
Get off the computer then boy, and go read a damn book.
No scratch that, read ALL of these.
*starts throwing books off of the shelf at Lance*
LEARN TO READ AND SPEAK.
Lance813
Nov 13, 2008, 09:51 PM
*comes back a half an hour later*
Why hello Nitro! Thank you for the wonderful reading material you gave to me.
Nitro Vordex
Nov 13, 2008, 09:52 PM
Now you're posting like a man.
Lance813
Nov 13, 2008, 09:54 PM
Like a man!
*beems with excitement*
moomoopenguin
Nov 13, 2008, 10:42 PM
lol they grow up so fast *tear*
Leviathan
Nov 14, 2008, 12:38 AM
Tomorrow french toast for everyone!
lolmoarlikefreedomtoast.
moomoopenguin
Nov 14, 2008, 12:41 AM
Tomorrow french toast for everyone!
lolmoarlikefreedomtoast.
oooooo mom can mine have powered sugar on it??
Leviathan
Nov 14, 2008, 02:14 AM
It would be very UN-American not to.
moomoopenguin
Nov 14, 2008, 02:15 AM
yay!!!!! with lots of butter and syrup :D
CrimsomWolf
Nov 14, 2008, 04:00 AM
...................................
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I'm going back to Europe mom.
Don't worry, I'll send you a post card.
But But I thought PD was my mommy? :???:
Leviathan
Nov 15, 2008, 12:12 AM
But But I thought PD was my mommy? :???:
She's GRANDMAAAAA now.
TalHex
Nov 15, 2008, 12:17 AM
...................................
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..................................
I'm going back to Europe mom.
Don't worry, I'll send you a post card.
can i come with you? i'd rather return to my homeland then stick around in America...
Vanzazikon
Nov 15, 2008, 02:02 AM
Where's the naggy mother? God damn it, I want naggy mother.
Tact
Nov 15, 2008, 08:47 AM
But But I thought PD was my mommy? :???:
PhotonDrop is every veteran FKLer's mother. Levi gets the joy of being a mother to all of the newer people. :wacko:
Sord
Nov 15, 2008, 08:48 AM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dark_flow.png
Lance813
Nov 15, 2008, 08:50 PM
Mommy, i'm hungry.
Can you make us eggs?
moomoopenguin
Nov 15, 2008, 09:29 PM
and read me a bed time story and tuck me in ^^
Nitro Vordex
Nov 15, 2008, 09:35 PM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dark_flow.png
This is so bad it's good.
PhotonDrop
Nov 15, 2008, 11:40 PM
PhotonDrop is every veteran FKLer's mother. Levi gets the joy of being a mother to all of the newer people. :wacko:
Yep. Alot of the little shits running around these days are definately not mine.
Shadowpawn
Nov 15, 2008, 11:58 PM
Yep. Alot of the little shits running around these days are definitely not mine.
Little Shits
Definitely not PhotonDrop's, maybe KeFKa.
TalHex
Nov 16, 2008, 12:01 AM
i was thinking random went crazy with cloning
Nitro Vordex
Nov 16, 2008, 12:55 AM
Yep. Alot of the little shits running around these days are definately not mine.
What about me PD? ;-;
PhotonDrop
Nov 16, 2008, 01:06 AM
What about me PD? ;-;
Read: "a lot of these little shits"
As: "A very select few that I actually dislike."
You're cool with me, but I think you're more in line with Levi's group. It's okay though, you can come over and have kool-aid whenever you want. :)
Nitro Vordex
Nov 16, 2008, 01:15 AM
:3
I'm here to remember the old days and guide the new ones. With Levi by my side
astuarlen
Nov 16, 2008, 01:19 AM
Yep. Alot of the little shits running around these days are definately not mine.
PD's shits are like mighty redwood trunks, not lincoln logs. Pass it on.
Was that a groaner or what?
Leviathan
Nov 16, 2008, 02:48 AM
PD is grandma now.
<Makes some eggs.>
<Makes muffins.>
She's going to let you do bad things when I'm not around.
moomoopenguin
Nov 16, 2008, 02:54 PM
yay! i mean >.>
PhotonDrop
Nov 16, 2008, 02:58 PM
PD is grandma now.
<Makes some eggs.>
<Makes muffins.>
She's going to let you do bad things when I'm not around.
No, Sayara is grandma. I guess that makes us sisters.
ShinMaruku
Nov 16, 2008, 03:16 PM
No, that makes you all witches.
http://screenshots.filesnetwork.com/59/news2/29985_4.jpg
Shadowpawn
Nov 16, 2008, 03:32 PM
No, that makes you all witches.
http://screenshots.filesnetwork.com/59/news2/29985_4.jpg
:E .
ShinMaruku
Nov 16, 2008, 03:39 PM
:E that is all. :E
Lance813
Nov 16, 2008, 04:21 PM
Don't go Salem on my mommy!!!
PhotonDrop
Nov 16, 2008, 09:19 PM
Shut up Shin. :E
ShinMaruku
Nov 16, 2008, 10:29 PM
Don't go Salem on my mommy!!!
The emperor goes biblical on witches. :E
Nitro Vordex
Nov 16, 2008, 11:10 PM
This won't burn end well. :E
Vanzazikon
Nov 17, 2008, 01:14 PM
There's gonna be a big bonfire tonight...
Lance813
Nov 17, 2008, 02:49 PM
Ducks and wood float, so do witches...
Vanzazikon
Nov 17, 2008, 02:51 PM
Especially when they're nothing but ashes... Especially after the big bon fire tonight, and believe me, they aren't going to sing "Kumbaya" at this one.
TalHex
Nov 17, 2008, 02:53 PM
Ducks and wood float, so do witches...
there for witches are made of wood ducks
If Shin goes crazy and burn everything again is this another cleansing of FKL like the last time?
Shadowpawn
Nov 17, 2008, 07:27 PM
If Shin goes crazy and burn everything again is this another cleansing of FKL like the last time?
Yeah I g-wait...what?
Yeah I g-wait...what?
-drinks a bottle of GOD and spits it out- What?!
Vanzazikon
Nov 17, 2008, 08:58 PM
God I miss GOD.
Nitro Vordex
Nov 17, 2008, 09:14 PM
It never left.
Though it seems we don't have any at this moment.
Leviathan
Nov 17, 2008, 09:15 PM
Wha? <Drops colony.>
What do you want for dinner?
Nitro Vordex
Nov 17, 2008, 09:16 PM
HAMBURGERS?! :)
Vanzazikon
Nov 17, 2008, 09:17 PM
GOD :disapprove:
Leviathan
Nov 17, 2008, 09:19 PM
Ok, it'll be done in a few!
<Begins to make cookies.>
:burger: :burger: :burger: :burger: :burger: :burger: :burger: :burger: :burger: :burger:
TalHex
Nov 17, 2008, 09:25 PM
curry!
ShinMaruku
Nov 17, 2008, 11:42 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/African_Buffalo_Ngorongoro.jpg/800px-African_Buffalo_Ngorongoro.jpg
He finds witches.
astuarlen
Nov 18, 2008, 12:42 AM
[spoiler-box]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/African_Buffalo_Ngorongoro.jpg/800px-African_Buffalo_Ngorongoro.jpg
He finds witches.[/spoiler-box]
Neo-neo-Dada master Shin.
Lance813
Nov 18, 2008, 05:27 PM
Yey!
Hamburgers :burger:
Mmmm. Thanks mommy!
TalHex
Nov 19, 2008, 08:01 AM
awesome! they won't as long as there aren't any booze nearby
raikomaru40
Nov 19, 2008, 08:18 AM
Cleaned...with fire...doesn't seem like it would get you very clean at all.
TalHex
Nov 19, 2008, 08:37 AM
oh it cleans very well, destroys almost all germs, want to try it?
raikomaru40
Nov 19, 2008, 08:43 AM
Yea yea!!!
TalHex
Nov 19, 2008, 08:48 AM
*lights raikomaru on fire* there you go, enjoy that great clean feeling!
raikomaru40
Nov 19, 2008, 08:56 AM
Oooohhh.....bad idea......I smell burnt flesh......
TalHex
Nov 19, 2008, 09:09 AM
that just means its working
CrimsomWolf
Nov 19, 2008, 11:50 AM
Periodical Disintegration is great too.
They disintegrate you and remove all dirt molecules and put you back again.
Good as new.
raikomaru40
Nov 20, 2008, 07:32 AM
I could use a good disintigration every now and then. DO ME!!1! (the disintigration)
CrimsomWolf
Nov 20, 2008, 07:52 AM
*Has servants disintegrate raikomaru and put him back together.*
Here ya go.
raikomaru40
Nov 20, 2008, 08:21 AM
Wowza, I feel so fresh and clean now.
CrimsomWolf
Nov 20, 2008, 08:24 AM
See!
Don't forget to get integrated though...
raikomaru40
Nov 20, 2008, 08:28 AM
Shoot, I'll go do that right now.......¬.¬
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 21, 2008, 11:58 PM
Yeah I g-wait...what?
Sephiroth joke!
Sweet, nobody got it, so FKL is past that group of generation S or whatever those weirdoes call themselves?
Oh crap, I name-dropped S-roth, here come the crazy posts.
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