FKL's Mother.

[Leviathan]

Come over here, I just baked some fresh apple pie, it's over by the window cooling off.

Do stay, I'm fixing a deep dish pizza later! ;o

[Moo2u]

Thank....um....

....you think I could borrow 5 bucks?

[Leviathan]

<Gives Moo $10.>

Can you run to the store &uy me a loaf of bread?

<Pinches cheek.>

[Moo2u]

...

:D

[Airalean]

Levi Mom has got it going on.

[Leviathan]

Thank you dearie.

<Slips Airalean some more pie.>

[Airalean]

Thanks Ma' ;)

[Boogie Troll]

Ma, can you read me a bedtime story tomorrow night? I've been having troubles sleeping and I think that would help me out a lot.

[CrimsomWolf]

I made mommy a picture!


http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/Sergeant_Grif/Leviathan.jpg
:-D


No, I have found it. But I still think that Ma should have it.

[moomoopenguin]

can i have some pizza ^^

[Tact]

Wait just a minute here...isn't PhotonDrop supposed to be everybody's mother or something?

[raikomaru40]

Or maybe she's the papa.....

[Zarode]

Well, I went to school and told everyone that I have two mommies, and everyone beat me up.


and and and :(

MOMMY :( :( :( :disapprove:

[TalHex]

would this make me and random evil twins or something then?

[Tact]

Or maybe she's the papa.....

No, that's Shuri. All of the veteran FKLers should know what I'm talking about.

[Leviathan]

Ma, can you read me a bedtime story tomorrow night? I've been having troubles sleeping and I think that would help me out a lot.

I will read you a classic. "Go Dogs Go" by Dr. Seuss.


I made mommy a picture!


http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/Sergeant_Grif/Leviathan.jpg
:-D


No, I have found it. But I still think that Ma should have it.

It's the thought that counts.

<Hangs it on the fridge.>


can i have some pizza ^^

Fresh pizza! Be careful, it's a bit hot.

[Tessu]

Make some real food, like ramen.

[Kylie]

/rebel

[Leviathan]

Make some real food, like ramen.

Don't sass your mouth at me lassy!

Go to the corner &think about what you've done!

<Sets timer for 15 minutes.>

[Tessu]

Don't sass your mouth at me lassy!

Go to the corner &think about what you've done!

<Sets timer for 15 minutes.>

Better be makin' ramen while I'm over there.

[Leviathan]

Better be makin' ramen while I'm over there.

<Sets timer to 30.>

Where have your manner's gone? :<

[Tessu]

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/z_Projects_in_progress/_Ent/Guilty_Pleasures_06/Guilty_Pleasures_06_food/GP_topramen.small.jpg

[Leviathan]

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/z_Projects_in_progress/_Ent/Guilty_Pleasures_06/Guilty_Pleasures_06_food/GP_topramen.small.jpg

<Sets timer to 45 minutes.>

There will be REAL food downstairs when you are done misbehaving. ;o

[Tessu]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y258/Linelda/nnnnnn.jpg

[Leviathan]

That face won't work on me young lady.

[TalHex]

only works if the beret is bigger

[Sord]

PhotonDrop is everyone's mom, except mine, I wound up with KafKa

[Leviathan]

PhotonDrop is everyone's mom, except mine, I wound up with KafKa

I am so sorry.

<Makes cheesecake.>

[Sord]

I'd feel worse for Spike, he's my father. Mother rarely ever comes home and never eats her dinner ;-;

[Tact]

I'd feel worse for Spike, he's my father. Mother rarely ever comes home and never eats her dinner ;-;

That might be a good thing. Maybe Spike was scheduled to be dinner at one point. :wacko:

[Leviathan]

Well I'm always next door if you need a good meal~

[pikachief]

i imagine FKL's mom to be a short chunky mexican women who just cleans and makes food 24/7 who's always pregnant :)

mommy can i has mc donald's? :D

[Boogie Troll]

i imagine FKL's mom to be a short chunky mexican women who just cleans and makes food 24/7 who's always pregnant :)


I think that I could make a really stereotypical joke right here.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

i imagine FKL's mom to be a short chunky mexican women who just cleans and makes food 24/7 who's always pregnant :)

mommy can i has mc donald's? :D
What the hell do you think FKL is?

You should never share your imagination ever again... maybe.

[Leviathan]

i imagine FKL's mom to be a short chunky mexican women who just cleans and makes food 24/7 who's always pregnant :)

mommy can i has mc donald's? :D

I'm neither Mexican, or short.

...But I am fat! <Cries &runs to room.>

[pikachief]

.................................................. ...

i hurt mommy's feelings D: waaa :(

your not fat mommy! mommy's the prettiest person in da whole world!

see? i drew a picture of you!

........ but a dog ate it ._.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

...But I am fat! <Cries &runs to room.>[/small]
Don't say that to this guy, I think by now you know why.

Nobody go posting it again, we know already.

And the room is probably trapped with trip wires and cages.

[moomoopenguin]

I'm neither Mexican, or short.

...But I am fat! <Cries &runs to room.>

*gives mom a big hug*
>---------(^.^)------------<
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i143/moes_2006/6.gif
edit: ❤❤❤

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

*gives mom a big hug*

Aha, fat joke!

Oh no, now there are two of these guys!

Run away Levi!

[Nitro Vordex]

Wait just a minute here...isn't PhotonDrop supposed to be everybody's mother or something?
She abandoned us.

We have a new mother now.

[Airalean]

Run into my arms Levi mom! ;)

Nitro=Insects

[Nitro Vordex]

Run into my arms Levi mom! ;)

Nitro=Insectors, copy-mon!
wat

i dont even

[Airalean]

You do even. Levi was your wife, but now we find out she's our mother.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

This is the Millennium - after the 90's, FKL can have 2 moms.

Print it!

(You kids are no longer gen-XYZ but "millennials?" Lame.)

[moomoopenguin]

Aha, fat joke!

Oh no, now there are two of these guys!

Run away Levi!

no no >< i meant like a bear hug :( mom was crying. i don't like it when mom cries T-T

[Airalean]

Now I have three moms :3

[Nitro Vordex]

Jeez my brain hurts.

@o@

[moomoopenguin]

the more mommies the better ^^ means more cookies

[Airalean]

Two of my three mommies don't bake.

[moomoopenguin]

Two of my three mommies don't bake.

:( but but :heartcookie: *cries*

[CrimsomWolf]

i imagine FKL's mom to be a short chunky mexican women who just cleans and makes food 24/7 who's always pregnant :)

mommy can i has mc donald's? :D


You bastard!
You made mommy cry!


*Organizes a group of people with burning torches and scythes to hunt him down*

[moomoopenguin]

You bastard!
You made mommy cry!


*Organizes a group of people with burning torches and scythes to hunt him down*

*grabs torch*

[CrimsomWolf]

For momy!!!!!!


*Runs into the fields after pikachief*

[moomoopenguin]

*runs too with torch in one hand pitchfork in the other* :D

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

*tries to figure out why this thread got +35 more views*

[CrimsomWolf]

Because it's thread made by Levi ?

[moomoopenguin]

*tries to figure out why this thread got +35 more views*

it was me >.>

[Leviathan]

Children I will not condone this Lord of the Flies behavior!

All of you to the corner!

You will have dinner promptly after a 30 minutes of staring into a wall.

[Tact]

After a 30 minutes? :wacko:

Also, can my wall have a television screen on it?

[Leviathan]

After a 30 minutes? :wacko:

Also, can my wall have a television screen on it?

Don't mock mommy when she is on the choo-choo train to Imagiville.

Your wall may not have a television screen on it, you will have to look at the paint on the wall.

[moomoopenguin]

T-T but but

[TalHex]

>.>
<.<

*whacks random over the head with a stick*
Pikachief did it!

[ShinMaruku]

All negative stuff leads to your momma.

[Lance813]

Hey mommy, can i haz fwench toash fer bweckfast tommowow?

[Tact]

Ugh, I would deny that request if I were your mother. Look at that grammar. You should be ashamed of yourself. :wacko:

[Lance813]

i iz sowwy.

[Nitro Vordex]

Get off the computer then boy, and go read a damn book.

No scratch that, read ALL of these.

*starts throwing books off of the shelf at Lance*

LEARN TO READ AND SPEAK.

[Lance813]

*comes back a half an hour later*

Why hello Nitro! Thank you for the wonderful reading material you gave to me.

[Nitro Vordex]

Now you're posting like a man.

[Lance813]

Like a man!

*beems with excitement*

[moomoopenguin]

lol they grow up so fast *tear*

[Leviathan]

Tomorrow french toast for everyone!

lolmoarlikefreedomtoast.

[moomoopenguin]

Tomorrow french toast for everyone!

lolmoarlikefreedomtoast.

oooooo mom can mine have powered sugar on it??

[Leviathan]

It would be very UN-American not to.

[moomoopenguin]

yay!!!!! with lots of butter and syrup :D

[CrimsomWolf]

...................................
..................................
..................................

I'm going back to Europe mom.

Don't worry, I'll send you a post card.

[EJ]

But But I thought PD was my mommy? :???:

[Leviathan]

But But I thought PD was my mommy? :???:

She's GRANDMAAAAA now.

[TalHex]

...................................
..................................
..................................

I'm going back to Europe mom.

Don't worry, I'll send you a post card.

can i come with you? i'd rather return to my homeland then stick around in America...

[Vanzazikon]

Where's the naggy mother? God damn it, I want naggy mother.

[Tact]

But But I thought PD was my mommy? :???:

PhotonDrop is every veteran FKLer's mother. Levi gets the joy of being a mother to all of the newer people. :wacko:

[Sord]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dark_flow.png

[Lance813]

Mommy, i'm hungry.

Can you make us eggs?

[moomoopenguin]

and read me a bed time story and tuck me in ^^

[Nitro Vordex]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dark_flow.png
This is so bad it's good.

[PhotonDrop]

PhotonDrop is every veteran FKLer's mother. Levi gets the joy of being a mother to all of the newer people. :wacko:

Yep. Alot of the little shits running around these days are definately not mine.

[Shadowpawn]

Yep. Alot of the little shits running around these days are definitely not mine.

Little Shits
Definitely not PhotonDrop's, maybe KeFKa.

[TalHex]

i was thinking random went crazy with cloning

[Nitro Vordex]

Yep. Alot of the little shits running around these days are definately not mine.
What about me PD? ;-;

[PhotonDrop]

What about me PD? ;-;

Read: "a lot of these little shits"
As: "A very select few that I actually dislike."

You're cool with me, but I think you're more in line with Levi's group. It's okay though, you can come over and have kool-aid whenever you want. :)

[Nitro Vordex]

:3

I'm here to remember the old days and guide the new ones. With Levi by my side

[astuarlen]

Yep. Alot of the little shits running around these days are definately not mine.

PD's shits are like mighty redwood trunks, not lincoln logs. Pass it on.

Was that a groaner or what?

[Leviathan]

PD is grandma now.

<Makes some eggs.>

<Makes muffins.>

She's going to let you do bad things when I'm not around.

[moomoopenguin]

yay! i mean >.>

[PhotonDrop]

PD is grandma now.

<Makes some eggs.>

<Makes muffins.>

She's going to let you do bad things when I'm not around.

No, Sayara is grandma. I guess that makes us sisters.

[ShinMaruku]

No, that makes you all witches.
http://screenshots.filesnetwork.com/59/news2/29985_4.jpg

[Shadowpawn]

No, that makes you all witches.
http://screenshots.filesnetwork.com/59/news2/29985_4.jpg

:E .

[ShinMaruku]

:E that is all. :E

[Lance813]

Don't go Salem on my mommy!!!

[PhotonDrop]

Shut up Shin. :E

[ShinMaruku]

Don't go Salem on my mommy!!!
The emperor goes biblical on witches. :E

[Nitro Vordex]

This won't burn end well. :E

[Vanzazikon]

There's gonna be a big bonfire tonight...

[Lance813]

Ducks and wood float, so do witches...

[Vanzazikon]

Especially when they're nothing but ashes... Especially after the big bon fire tonight, and believe me, they aren't going to sing "Kumbaya" at this one.

[TalHex]

Ducks and wood float, so do witches...

there for witches are made of wood ducks

[EJ]

If Shin goes crazy and burn everything again is this another cleansing of FKL like the last time?

[Shadowpawn]

If Shin goes crazy and burn everything again is this another cleansing of FKL like the last time?


Yeah I g-wait...what?

[EJ]

Yeah I g-wait...what?

-drinks a bottle of GOD and spits it out- What?!

[Vanzazikon]

God I miss GOD.

[Nitro Vordex]

It never left.

Though it seems we don't have any at this moment.

[Leviathan]

Wha? <Drops colony.>

What do you want for dinner?

[Nitro Vordex]

HAMBURGERS?! :)

[Vanzazikon]

GOD :disapprove:

[Leviathan]

Ok, it'll be done in a few!

<Begins to make cookies.>

:burger: :burger: :burger: :burger: :burger: :burger: :burger: :burger: :burger: :burger:

[TalHex]

curry!

[ShinMaruku]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/African_Buffalo_Ngorongoro.jpg/800px-African_Buffalo_Ngorongoro.jpg
He finds witches.

[astuarlen]

[spoiler-box]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/African_Buffalo_Ngorongoro.jpg/800px-African_Buffalo_Ngorongoro.jpg
He finds witches.[/spoiler-box]

Neo-neo-Dada master Shin.

[Lance813]

Yey!

Hamburgers :burger:

Mmmm. Thanks mommy!

[TalHex]

awesome! they won't as long as there aren't any booze nearby

[raikomaru40]

Cleaned...with fire...doesn't seem like it would get you very clean at all.

[TalHex]

oh it cleans very well, destroys almost all germs, want to try it?

[raikomaru40]

Yea yea!!!

[TalHex]

*lights raikomaru on fire* there you go, enjoy that great clean feeling!

[raikomaru40]

Oooohhh.....bad idea......I smell burnt flesh......

[TalHex]

that just means its working

[CrimsomWolf]

Periodical Disintegration is great too.

They disintegrate you and remove all dirt molecules and put you back again.

Good as new.

[raikomaru40]

I could use a good disintigration every now and then. DO ME!!1! (the disintigration)

[CrimsomWolf]

*Has servants disintegrate raikomaru and put him back together.*

Here ya go.

[raikomaru40]

Wowza, I feel so fresh and clean now.

[CrimsomWolf]

See!

Don't forget to get integrated though...

[raikomaru40]

Shoot, I'll go do that right now.......¬.¬

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Yeah I g-wait...what?
Sephiroth joke!

Sweet, nobody got it, so FKL is past that group of generation S or whatever those weirdoes call themselves?

Oh crap, I name-dropped S-roth, here come the crazy posts.