New corporate policy.

[astuarlen]

Please be advised that all roughhousing, horsing around, and unsanctioned use of your alphabet blocks are now considered off limits.

"keep these jokey threads out of the joke cache this season"

P.S. We're being bought out by Fischer Price. Sell your stocks now, kids.

[TheOneHero]

My...my alphabet blocks. :no:

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Naturally joking is the worst 1st impression occupation.

You stand up in front of everyone's underwearings only to announce you are funnier than the people in their underwear whom are making sure to be completely silent despite the scene and stages on the right.

Also consider the audience for your joke threads and what jokes won't work on who.

Your joke on one person ends up as a joke boomeranged back at you for even making a joke in a joking manner in a thread? Happens more than you know, uncouth peeps with cheap seats haven't paid, yet will get their monkey's worth.

[SpikeOtacon]

Looks like we got a padded suggestion box too! We're really moving ahead into the new age of corporate tactics!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Recession doesn't have to mean depression.

Perhaps the Alcoholic license holders profit. GODaholics, its a way of life!

[TalHex]

I predict a need for ramen in the days to come, i say we buy out all the current makers and form a monopoly (i call dibs on the battleship)

[SpikeOtacon]

Recession doesn't have to mean depression.

Perhaps the Alcoholic license holders profit. GODaholics, its a way of life!


12 step programs for reprogramming the repressed progression. Express! Feelings be known but only to the shrinky-dink. Spend some time; pay only a dime! The only insurance is assurance. GODaholics Anonymous, come out an Athiest! Life without God: how to? (http://www.amazon.com/Life-After-God-Douglas-Coupland/dp/0671874349)


Brave new world. Buckle up and handover your tickets, please.

[Lance813]

Step one:

The first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem.

[geewj]

Does the break room still have an easy bake oven?
Wednesday still pronounced wed-nes-day?
Are the Rock em Sock em robots still red and blue?!


I'm worried. Pass this along for Owen, kay?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Step one:

The first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem.
Are you sick & tired of being sick & wired fired?

Drown it all to hell in a bottle of GOD.


Are the Rock em Sock em robots still red and blue?!

I'm worried. Pass this along for Owen, kay?
You should have seen the "Cyber Monday" version on KB-Toys.com; I'd never been at that domain until the bfads.something led me there on a one click expedition of expediting, post Black Friday, Spend please Saturday, and Sunday one more day. They still were red and blue, but there are some 2008 ism modifications. Not particularly cool ones either. Chrome, controllers, shoulder pads.

Wilson?(!) Like the volley-foosball? Taking handball to the extreme. Blood, sweat, and beards.

[Randomness]

*spells out "What is six times nine?" with alphabet blocks*

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

*spells out "What is six times nine?" with alphabet blocks*
forty-two plus donuts
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"keep these kinda jokey threads out of the joke cache this season"
^
Addendum: is many posts & hours late, 'one certain kind of jokey thread' of the many jokey threads that exist, disallowed until further notice due to climate control. But youm all knew that, just like you know youm is not a word but youm know what I mean.

[astuarlen]

12 step programs for reprogramming the repressed progression. Express! Feelings be known but only to the shrinky-dink. Spend some time; pay only a dime! The only insurance is assurance. GODaholics Anonymous, come out an Athiest! Life without God: how to? (http://www.amazon.com/Life-After-God-Douglas-Coupland/dp/0671874349)


Brave new world. Buckle up and handover your tickets, please.

Did you give your password to Mix, Spike?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

I dunno, Mix never tried to sell me anything among his alliterations and rhetorical-mations, non-plebiaonic or not.

Even the prez is doing his part to bolster an economy. God bless that separation of money to church to state and govt. :cheese:

[CrimsomWolf]

With world-wide crisis looming over us, I predict that the sales of alcohol (like GOD) and weponry will be up by 37,5% and 45,6% respectively.

As such, It'll be the best to concentrate our marketing on groups interested in those products.

Also, aquired money should be spend on, say therapies for alcoholics and the like.

And watch the money flowing.

[TalHex]

I vote that we replace the bums that are our secretaries with some kitsune chicks :wacko:

[CrimsomWolf]

Done.

Also,

Use surplus money to make cafeteria also manned by Kitsune chicks.

[CrimsomWolf]

http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq34/firedragon54738/Hentai23239.jpg[/spoiler-box]

Bit more conservative, But I think it'll do.

[spoiler]Unless, of course you want them to wear only two-piece swimsuit

[Lance813]

*howls*

[Vanzazikon]

*howls*That's no way to attract Kitsunes, you'll scare them away. You got to purr. Like this: *purrs*

[Lance813]

I was attracting a wolf chick to work as our secretary. heh.

[TalHex]

That's no way to attract Kitsunes, you'll scare them away. You got to purr. Like this: *purrs*

thats for cats you numbskull, its the vixen's wail that you use.

also: 1st uniform for secretaries, 2nd for maids, cafeteria, etc, got anything in the nurse department?

[CrimsomWolf]

Hmmm... not yet for nurses (at least, not too naughty)

But here's doctor's:

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh55/his_baby_girl_19/animegirl.jpg

*Edit* One of nurse designs:

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc241/coopy_02/AnimeGirl.jpg

Not too naughty, but cute, and generally fitting.

[TalHex]

hmm not too bad

[Lance813]

O.o o.O

[Outrider]

Oh wonderful.

Furries.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Who's policy is this about revealing outfits asking for?


Bit more conservative, But I think it'll do.

This is FKL policy. Don't go making up your own policies or get policed.

thats for cats you numbskull, its the vixen's wail that you use.

also: 1st uniform for secretaries, 2nd for maids, cafeteria, etc, got anything in the nurse department?
Here's the best place to do requests, PM to whom and for what.

Not in public because you can't control yourself or it seems that way, plus we don't need to know.

[CrimsomWolf]

Oh wonderful.

Furries.


Sounds like a horror movie.

We just need to make caption.