No Holds Barred RPG Battle Do Anything You Want RageFest

[raikomaru40]

DO IT!!! *drops clusterf*cks on everyone's hometown to enrage them* :rant:

***Come on, do something. People don't just get their hometowns clusterf*cked and then don't do anything about it. Come wit' it now. Throw a DethParade, toss some knives, take the power back, do it wit' a fistful of steel. Or are you scared? No way, FKLites aren't scared of anything.***

[pikachief]

im not scared, im doing something by not doing anything.

thanks for killing my hometown i greatly appreciate it, having the highest population of stray animals... like ever (no seriously it was on the news) im sure u didnt kill everything and there is still a few legless, eye-less dogs around here

[TalHex]

*fires off a shot from a his long bow* I don't really care about my home town but i do need the target practice

[Saner]

yaaay! let armageddon begin! :p


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_gGMLr5XE8

[Vanzazikon]

So... what are the rules?

[Randomness]

*summons up a chair, sits down to watch*

[SpikeOtacon]

So... what are the rules?

I lol'd.

[SStrikerR]

http://splinteredsunrise.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/sunna_funny_cat_jpg_w300h267.jpg

[spoiler-box][spoiler-box][spoiler-box]Haha you're fucked now.[/spoiler-box][/spoiler-box][/spoiler-box]

[TheOneHero]

Too bad I don't have a hometown.

*Summons Acheri to go after raikomaru.*

[TalHex]

good thing i'm neither german nor a shepard then :wacko:

[Randomness]

*debates turning Talon into an anthropomorphic German shepherd*

[Nitro Vordex]

Do it, it'd be amusing.

*sits down to watch the fireworks*

*sets off fireworks*

[Randomness]

*pulls out a cloning tank, makes female anthro german shepherd, tosses body over Talon, uses a ray to blast his soul into it*

[Nitro Vordex]

Your avatar could be my desert dwelling cousin there, Random. ;o

[Randomness]

Its apparently some character in PS0, but...

All I see is a generic experienced swordsman, who is either gloating or looking at Talon.

[TalHex]

per-son-a *shoots self in head*

[raikomaru40]

So... what are the rules?

Ha, funny. Rule 1: No rules.

*Phoenix Down's Talon* NOOO!!! You will suffer in the world with the rest of us.

*sits down next to Nitro* Beautiful. Indeed something only a jantor could pull off.

Please continue....

[KaFKa]

*drops extremely heavy object on thread*

DIE THREAD DIE!!!

[raikomaru40]

ERROR//FORBIDDEN

Strike the source. The machine will reignite the bombtrack.

[/battle_leader]

[Vanzazikon]

What beverages would anyone like for their destructive, No-Rules, explosive, battles with each other?

[Randomness]

Ha, funny. Rule 1: No rules.

*Phoenix Down's Talon* NOOO!!! You will suffer in the world with the rest of us.

Please continue....

Talon didn't commit suicide. He just summoned up something.

*uses the same ray to blast the Persona into a rock*

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Ha, funny. Rule 1: No rules.

*Phoenix Down's Talon* NOOO!!! You will suffer in the world with the rest of us.

*sits down next to Nitro* Beautiful. Indeed something only a jantor could pull off.

Please continue....
Text fighting without godmodding is more fun, Tact said it too.

[TalHex]

Talon didn't commit suicide. He just summoned up something.

*uses the same ray to blast the Persona into a rock*

*kicks randomness in the shins* ha! the persona was just a diversion for my much more evil attack! to take out your shins!

[Randomness]

*pulls out a bone*

Fetch, dog boy girl.

*throws*

[Vanzazikon]

Text fighting without godmodding is more fun, Tact said it too.And nobody listens :nono:

*gives Haya his water and medicine*

[TalHex]

*pulls out a bone*

Fetch, dog boy girl.

*throws*

i am so going to set your house on fire later... *chases it*

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

And nobody listens :nono:

*gives Haya his water and medicine*
Hey man, I wanted the Flintstone chewables!

But I don't need to get upset over it and text fight. Its okay. Tomorrow. 8)

[Randomness]

i am so going to set your house on fire later... *chases it*

*pulls out an automated bone launcher and a speaker set to yell "fetch" incessently*

Good luck with that.

*turns on*

[Nitro Vordex]

What beverages would anyone like for their destructive, No-Rules, explosive, battles with each other?
A tall glass of NUNCHUKU, I've missed that stuff.

*sets off more fireworks*

Oh shit, my hot dog was on one of those.

[VanHalen]

1000HP remember ):<

[Nitro Vordex]

*pulls out an automated bone launcher and a speaker set to yell "fetch" incessently*

Good luck with that.

*turns on*
*fires a firework at the launcher*

That yelling was getting obnoxious.
*sets off more fireworks and leans back*

[SStrikerR]

*knocks over Nitro's chair*

[moomoopenguin]

O,o The carnage! Why?! WHY!! *Drops to knees*

[TalHex]

woot no more contraption! *burns randomness's house to the ground, killing self in process*

[Nitro Vordex]

*knocks over Nitro's chair*
I'm not in a chair. o_O;

[SStrikerR]

Who said it was a chair that you may or may not be sitting in. I just said your chair.

[Nitro Vordex]

But I like that chair. ;~;

[SStrikerR]

Then pick it up before it gets dirty. :wacko:

It's raining, go go mud!

[Nitro Vordex]

My fireworks are hardcore, I can set them off in rain. :wacko:

*picks up chair and cleans it*

[SStrikerR]

*drags bucket through the mud*
*aims*

[SStrikerR]

I opt to fight with videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0D1w2mjqzk

[Nitro Vordex]

*hits Striker in the head with the chair*
It's a recliner, by the way.

*leaves thread*

[Randomness]

woot no more contraption! *burns randomness's house to the ground, killing self in process*

*stops Talon with the most malicious PM in the world*

[SStrikerR]

*hits Striker in the head with the chair*
It's a recliner, by the way.

*leaves thread**incapacitated*

[TalHex]

*stops Talon with the most malicious PM in the world*

how was that malicious? the game looks fun but i can wait till wednesday easily (i have both my ps2 and my GC here so i've got a ton to do)

[Randomness]

how was that malicious? the game looks fun but i can wait till wednesday easily (i have both my ps2 and my GC here so i've got a ton to do)

I figured that would stop you in your tracks...

Well, long enough to do this...

*slaps headphones on Talon ordering him to fetch the moon without stop*

[TalHex]

*switches song to rave music and turns up the volume loud enough to deafen himself and everybody else in the thread*

[Solstis]

How, pray tell, do you drop a clusterfuck on a town?

M*le high club?

Oh, *'m sorry. Added the "*'s" where approrp*ate.

[raikomaru40]

How, pray tell, do you do anything?

*g0D/EerPLug$* Sorry Talon, but the sh*t just hit the rave-fan (?!?)

[Vanzazikon]

*Throws water at Striker*

Need anything else just ask. :wacko:

[TalHex]

How, pray tell, do you do anything?

*g0D/EerPLug$* Sorry Talon, but the sh*t just hit the rave-fan (?!?)

what was that!?! i can't hear you over the sound of how awesome this music is! (moo2u music)

[SStrikerR]

Wuzzagoinon? Oh, thanks Vanny. Sure thing.

[Vanzazikon]

No Problem :D

[SStrikerR]

*stretches out on the floor* Think you could get me a burger or something?

[Nitro Vordex]

*throws Saner thread on Striker*

Plently of burgers, choose one.

I think they're old though. ._.

[Randomness]

*puts out Beware of Mods signs near Nitro*

[Nitro Vordex]

*eats them*

Mmmmm, modsauce.

[SStrikerR]

This really is no holds barred.

[Vanzazikon]

Heres your nunchuku you wanted Nitro before you left then some how immediately threw a thread at striker.

*Gives Nitro his tall glass of nunchuku which evaporated already*

Well Striker, since the burgers that were delivered... umm on your head was old. I made a freshly made one. :wacko:

*Gives striker his burger*

Need anything else, just ask. :)

[raikomaru40]

I wonder if there is a tangible 'mad props' to actually give someone. :confused:

Burgers are overrated, give him a weiner (hot dog)//

[Randomness]

I wonder if there is a tangible 'mad props' to actually give someone. :confused:

Burgers are overrated, give him a weiner (hot dog)//

*animates some stage scenery, insults it, then hands it to Talon*

Like that?

[TalHex]

*throws it into the pot of curry*

[Vanzazikon]

AHH, not my curry. I was making it for all of you. :(

[TalHex]

nah, your curry is too weak

[raikomaru40]

*animates some stage scenery, insults it, then hands it to Talon*

Like that?

No, no, you fool. Use your heart. Put your soul into it.

[Vanzazikon]

*throws it into the pot of curry*Yeah, right after you threw that insulted stage scenary in. :etongue:

You're a mean little cat. :(

[TalHex]

mean yes, cat no

[Vanzazikon]

Then what do you call this!

*pulls Tal cat ears*

[TalHex]

fox ears my good friend, fox ears

[Vanzazikon]

*Looks at ear closely*

How the hell can you tell, they look absolutely the same. o.O

[TalHex]

simple, cats don't have red ears with black tips

[SStrikerR]

But...why?

[TalHex]

because it would be a genetic fuck up if they did.

[SStrikerR]

What would a genetic fuck down be then?

[TalHex]

president bush

[SStrikerR]

Which makes Hillary....?

[TalHex]

you don't want to know

[SStrikerR]

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Bush does.

[TalHex]

no, believe me, he doesn't

[SStrikerR]

no, believe me, he doesn't
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[AlexCraig]

because it would be a genetic fuck up if they did.

Kitsuneko?

[raikomaru40]

Raikitsunekomaru

[Vanzazikon]

Vanzazikitsune. :wacko:

[SStrikerR]

SkitsuneR

[TalHex]

what does the S and R mean anyways?

[raikomaru40]

'Striker' probably wasn't available. Same w/ 'Raikomaru' for me, '40' was all I could come up w/ on short notice.

[TalHex]

ah, i get it

[SStrikerR]

incorrect. I knew striker wouldn't be available but I didn't want it. Striker is my position in my favorite sport, soccer, hence the the first S. Ryan is my first name, hence the R.
SoccerStrikerRyan sounds pretty dumb does it not?