Uwe Boll's Contra

[TheOneHero]

I giggled. (http://movies.ign.com/dor/articles/923215/black20-trailer-park/videos/black20contra_120508.html)

[Shadowpawn]

I laughed.

[Moo2u]

I meh'd.

[Shadowpawn]

And thus, a legend was born.

[Zarode]

I cried.

[Boogie Troll]

I DGAF.

[SStrikerR]

I post.

[AlexCraig]

I Robot.

[SStrikerR]

I am Legend.

[Nitro Vordex]

I like spIke.

[TalHex]

I played techno

True story

[Tact]

I'm going to laugh if this actually happens. Contra fans everywhere will want to shoot the man with their spread guns and rocket launchers. :wacko:

[HUnewearl_Meira]

Seriously, Contra would, indeed, make a damned decent movie, if only it were done properly.

[Matic]

I'm going to laugh if this actually happens. Contra fans everywhere will shoot the man with their spread guns and rocket launchers. :wacko:

Truth.

[Tact]

Seriously, Contra would, indeed, make a damned decent movie, if only it were done properly.

Yes, but it would use the now-cliche plot of "Aliens are attacking! We must send our bionic cyborg super soldier to go kill them all!"

[Alnet]

Getting back to the real topic: I am Spartacus.

[CrimsomWolf]

I am Lelouch Vi Britannia, 99th Emperor of Holy Britannia Empire.

Regarding trailer: This guy has serious negative case of "bad persistence."

[TalHex]

I am Brave Heart

[TheOneHero]

I am Brave Heart

I knew William Wallace. That guy was amazing.

[Tact]

Getting back to the real topic: I am Spartacus.

Okay. Now, you must be killed. :wacko:

*holds arms out for a hug*

[Larian]

I died a bit inside...

[Alnet]

Okay. Now, you must be killed. :wacko:

*holds arms out for a hug*
Hay gaiz, is dis gai legit? o3o??/?

"This guy looks legit."

*walks directly into the trap iron maiden loving embrace*

[Tact]

*lets go* Oh, ewww! My dress has blood all over it now.

You guys have no idea how hard it is to clean this thing. :disapprove:

[TheOneHero]

I'm so not cleaning up that mess.

[Alnet]

*lets go* Oh, ewww! My dress has blood all over it now.

You guys have no idea how hard it is to clean this thing. :disapprove:
*twitches, unconscious*

[TheOneHero]

*twitches, unconscious*

*Puts a pic of himself in your wallet.*

[AlexCraig]

I can't believe it's not butter!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

I didn't watch link.

I think I win.

[Tact]

I didn't watch link.

I think I win.

Me neither, but I also got to hug somebody. Who wins, then?

[Alnet]

Certainly not me! :3

*undergoing my 4th year of grueling physical therapy with my sexy nurse*