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MetaZedlen
Dec 8, 2008, 03:12 AM
*Hugs*

Pass it on!

W0LB0T
Dec 8, 2008, 03:15 AM
Don't want one!
*replaces Hug with Headshot*

MetaZedlen
Dec 8, 2008, 03:19 AM
Damn...

*pulls out shotgun*

W0LB0T
Dec 8, 2008, 03:25 AM
Have fun trying to hit a Robot Sniper with a shotgun who is at least 1km away.

MetaZedlen
Dec 8, 2008, 03:35 AM
Well, my armor can take massive amounts of damage, and then I can walk away like nothing happened, and that's WITHOUT me charging up first...

If I were to charge up, then I could rush you in about 5 minutes, knock your ass 4 feet into the ground, break your head open with 2 fingers, split you in half with my bare hands...

shit, ran out of ideas, but you get the point...

CrimsomWolf
Dec 8, 2008, 03:44 AM
*makes a carpet bombing with 12 B-52's*

MetaZedlen
Dec 8, 2008, 03:46 AM
^ now alcohol is in the scene...

CrimsomWolf
Dec 8, 2008, 03:51 AM
Get more :beer:!!!!!

MetaZedlen
Dec 8, 2008, 03:55 AM
sounds good!

*runs to party store-*

shit, there aren't any open at 3:55 am where I live...

CrimsomWolf
Dec 8, 2008, 04:00 AM
It's 10:00 AM around here... But I suppose school caffeteria doesn't have any....

Tact
Dec 8, 2008, 06:11 AM
See? If we don't stop it, every thread will turn into godmoding. :disapprove:

It's becoming an epidemic.

Vanzazikon
Dec 8, 2008, 12:15 PM
Uh... Are hugs still being given? =3

TheOneHero
Dec 8, 2008, 01:13 PM
I go to the mall/other crowded areas wearing a 'Free Hugs' shirt and/or holding a 'Free Hugs' sign.

I've been asked to leave several times.

TalHex
Dec 8, 2008, 01:46 PM
hugging a ninja is suicidal, its how the samurai got rid of POWs that they didn't need any more :wacko:

CrimsomWolf
Dec 8, 2008, 02:18 PM
I don't think 12 B-52's are a godmodding.

Also, if you want a hug please contact our Kitsune division. Please, be mindful that we're having a lot of customers....You know, people getting depressed and all....

Vanzazikon
Dec 8, 2008, 03:17 PM
I'm now picturing a ninja hugging a Kitsune...

TheOneHero
Dec 8, 2008, 03:27 PM
No way, she'd steal my wallet.

CrimsomWolf
Dec 8, 2008, 03:42 PM
Your alternative is a hug with needle dress. I'd take my chances with Kitsune... No offense Tact...

TheOneHero
Dec 8, 2008, 03:43 PM
I let someone try to nail a piece of wood to my abs.

The nail bent in half.

I'm safer with Tact. :wacko:

CrimsomWolf
Dec 8, 2008, 03:50 PM
Well, I'm staying with Kitsune. I'm their master anyway.

And besides, Tact can't be in all places all the time right?

SStrikerR
Dec 8, 2008, 06:43 PM
You never can know, you never can know....

TalHex
Dec 8, 2008, 06:52 PM
i choose kitsune... i'm not a ninja so i'd rather not be impaled

Vanzazikon
Dec 8, 2008, 07:17 PM
So... you'd hug yourself?

SStrikerR
Dec 8, 2008, 07:20 PM
*grabs popcorn for the show*
I'm out for the night, with my goal accomplished.
New goal: 20 posts tomorrow.

Vanzazikon
Dec 8, 2008, 07:23 PM
^ Cheater :wacko:

TheOneHero
Dec 8, 2008, 07:27 PM
Oh yeah, when I was in Harajuku, Tokyo. We encountered a guy dressed in a Santa outfit holding a 'Free Hugs' sign.

He kept looking at it and showing it off.

The sign was upside-down.

We figured since he kept looking down at it, it looked right to him. >_>;

SStrikerR
Dec 8, 2008, 07:27 PM
^ Cheater :wacko:

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TalHex
Dec 8, 2008, 07:38 PM
So... you'd hug yourself?

there are other kitsune besides me... but thats not a half bad idea

*creates a female clone of self, hugs*

MetaZedlen
Dec 8, 2008, 08:05 PM
Sooooooooooooooo

does anybody want a hug from me?

Vanzazikon
Dec 8, 2008, 08:20 PM
Sooooooooooooooo

does anybody want a hug from me?Sure, I need a hug, but not from you.

*Hugs Tal's female Kitsune clone instead* =3

MetaZedlen
Dec 8, 2008, 09:03 PM
I feel so shot down...

not by my own shotgun though...

Vanzazikon
Dec 8, 2008, 09:12 PM
You can hug Tal.

*Throws tal at Zedlan*

MetaZedlen
Dec 8, 2008, 10:26 PM
^ 1 of 2 things will happen

1. You couldn't pick me up because I would weigh over 350 pounds from all of the armor (and I'm that strong).

or

2. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *spreads arms* INCOMING!!!

TalHex
Dec 8, 2008, 10:28 PM
female me:
he threw me, not you (and weighing in at 120 ish, kendo robes and all, is a very do able thing)

as for my reaction: *pulls out a massive morning star from hammerspace* clear house!

male me: *drinking sakégreen tea*

MetaZedlen
Dec 8, 2008, 10:32 PM
oops, misread...

Oh well, but why would you want to whack me with a morning star? I didn't do anything wrong (i think...), but you you do try to it me, it will be like 0.000000000000000000000000001 damage point...

Yea, armor is THAT good, and again, without the charge... ;)

TalHex
Dec 8, 2008, 10:37 PM
male me: *drinking sakégreen tea* do not question the ways of the kitsuné, it will hurt your head worse then a puzzle in Myst... and then your head will explode

female me: *thwacks Zedlen doing very little damage but still causing a resounding BONG as the flail bounces off his head* that usually works better in the movies...

MetaZedlen
Dec 8, 2008, 10:59 PM
"RAWR!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT-"

aww shit, I can't hit girls...

damn... (fucking personal choices...)

SStrikerR
Dec 8, 2008, 11:06 PM
If you curse then you have no respect for yourself, therefore you can't respect others. Beat the living S$#@ outta her.

Or so Momma says.

MetaZedlen
Dec 8, 2008, 11:09 PM
f**k that, i f**king swear every f**king 5 f**king minutes of my f**king life.

but I still won't hit a girl...

SStrikerR
Dec 8, 2008, 11:11 PM
STOP F$^&(@# CURSING OR I'LL SHUT YOUR F&*$&#$& MOUTH FOR YOU BECAUSE CURSING IS WRONG! F#$$%# B%$#^ D#$% SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS

MetaZedlen
Dec 8, 2008, 11:14 PM
HEY, F**K YOU FOR F**KING SAYING THAT F**KING SWEARING IS F**KING WRONG, OR I'LL F**KING KILL YOUR F**KING A**, THEN ILL GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT THE F**K NOW?????!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?

anybody still want a hug?

TalHex
Dec 8, 2008, 11:15 PM
both: yeah... >.> *disappear*

SStrikerR
Dec 8, 2008, 11:17 PM
NO F***ING HUMAN!

Almost got my 600th fkl post, thanks bud.

MetaZedlen
Dec 8, 2008, 11:19 PM
No problem ;)

Vanzazikon
Dec 9, 2008, 03:08 AM
Yeah man, a lot of happy people post in this thread.

MetaZedlen
Dec 9, 2008, 01:25 PM
Yep, I love being happy! there is no better feeling, well, except for giving a hug...

but no one wants one from me... ;_;

TheOneHero
Dec 9, 2008, 02:13 PM
I'll take a hug from you, Zed.

CrimsomWolf
Dec 9, 2008, 04:06 PM
It's like that mechanism we discussed on Psychology class:

You're feeling down. You see happy people. You realize that you're unhappy and become even more unhappy.

MetaZedlen
Dec 9, 2008, 06:53 PM
I'll take a hug from you, Zed.

yay :D

wait, that means i would have to take off my armor...

you're not going to try anything funny are you?

Tessu
Dec 9, 2008, 07:30 PM
If by "funny" you mean "break your ribcage", then you should probably be worried.


DISCLAIMER: I don't think having a broken ribcage is funny

MetaZedlen
Dec 9, 2008, 09:13 PM
I better not take off my armor then...

ANOTHER DISCLAIMER: A broken neck isn't any better...

EDIT: Hey Scrub, we're not bundles of sticks either...

Scrub
Dec 9, 2008, 09:17 PM
I'll tell you what I meant when you're older.

SStrikerR
Dec 9, 2008, 09:18 PM
WAITASECOND...

TheOneHero
Dec 9, 2008, 09:37 PM
Zed, even with your armor, I could still break your ribcage. :wacko:

Vanzazikon
Dec 9, 2008, 09:56 PM
That's why you got to punch TOH in the face when he's about to embrace you. :wacko:

MetaZedlen
Dec 9, 2008, 11:19 PM
That's why you got to punch TOH in the face when he's about to embrace you. :wacko:

Heh, he should hope that a punch is the LEAST I would do to him... *lightly pats shotgun*

and Scrub, I know what a faggot is, I've used the word plenty of times when I feel the need to express my anger against someone that I do not care to talk to...

Nitro Vordex
Dec 10, 2008, 12:06 AM
Stupid cigarettes.

TheOneHero
Dec 10, 2008, 01:27 AM
I'm also bullet proof.

You'll need something close to Thor's hammer...

CrimsomWolf
Dec 10, 2008, 03:30 AM
*continues to hug with Kitsune*

moomoopenguin
Dec 10, 2008, 04:42 AM
>.> Where the hell is my hug?

Vanzazikon
Dec 10, 2008, 01:57 PM
You have to earn your hugs.

MetaZedlen
Dec 10, 2008, 02:03 PM
Glad to hear it queer.

Hey, what's wrong with being a little strange?

Vanzazikon
Dec 10, 2008, 02:23 PM
I lub slangs :3 :wacko:

TalHex
Dec 10, 2008, 02:24 PM
Wonderful how everybody under the dumbass american doctrine is a faggot, no?

moomoopenguin
Dec 10, 2008, 02:56 PM
You have to earn your hugs.

Do I wanna know how you earn a hug O_O

TheOneHero
Dec 10, 2008, 03:05 PM
>.> Where the hell is my hug?

In my perfect arms.

moomoopenguin
Dec 10, 2008, 03:16 PM
In my perfect arms.

Lol http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i143/moes_2006/6.gif

Vanzazikon
Dec 10, 2008, 03:55 PM
Oh great, TOH did it again, he just shattered moomoo ribcage. TOH, you're one clumsy ninja. :wacko:

TheOneHero
Dec 10, 2008, 04:17 PM
Oh great, TOH did it again, he just shattered moomoo ribcage. TOH, you're one clumsy ninja. :wacko:

It's not my fault women are so breakable. D:

PSA: Not all tornadoes and floods are caused by nature. Ninja do in fact, reproduce.

PhotonDrop
Dec 10, 2008, 04:18 PM
It's not my fault women are so breakable. D:


Am not.

moomoopenguin
Dec 10, 2008, 04:55 PM
Ow my ribs >_< You fooled me with an innocent hug! Evil just pure evil. *throws glass of water in TOH's face and limps away*

TheOneHero
Dec 10, 2008, 04:58 PM
;-;

It was completely unintentional! Here, have Drought of Atlantis, it'll mend you up right away! :wacko:

moomoopenguin
Dec 10, 2008, 05:01 PM
>_> *is hesitant*

TheOneHero
Dec 10, 2008, 05:05 PM
I fought off a family of Kraken for that.

Just because it had been such a long time since my last visit to Atlantis...

moomoopenguin
Dec 10, 2008, 05:08 PM
Ok ok, *takes it* but so help me if this is another ninja trick >.>

TalHex
Dec 10, 2008, 05:09 PM
reality and everything in it is an illusion
-Law of kitsune physics #1

TheOneHero
Dec 10, 2008, 05:10 PM
Don't worry Moo! I live to serve and protect.

Oh and pie, I love me some pie.

moomoopenguin
Dec 10, 2008, 05:23 PM
Key lime pie ^^ *wishes for key lime pie* Yeah that didn't work >.<

MetaZedlen
Dec 11, 2008, 01:13 AM
Don't worry moo, I got your back

*watches TOH*

moomoopenguin
Dec 11, 2008, 03:14 AM
Oh snap lol

CrimsomWolf
Dec 11, 2008, 03:26 AM
http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo128/cindy93_07_2008/Oh_Snap.jpg

moomoopenguin
Dec 11, 2008, 03:28 AM
hahahahaha That's great! Damn Fergie just danced it's way into my head cus of that >_<

Vanzazikon
Dec 11, 2008, 12:55 PM
I would like to see this battle:

Zedlan VS. TOH

MetaZedlen
Dec 11, 2008, 02:54 PM
I would like to see this battle:

Zedlan VS. TOH

dude, that's the second time I noticed that: ZedlEn, not ZedlAn...

Can the ninja break through my awesomest armor?

*begins to cast Chargen lvl4*

TalHex
Dec 11, 2008, 02:58 PM
it more of a question of what a ninja can't break through...

Vanzazikon
Dec 11, 2008, 03:04 PM
Can TOH break in the girls locker room? >_>;

Because if he could, he's no longer a hero.

He's now a pervy ninja.

http://www2.hawaii.edu/~tuckerjo/iloveics101section13/jiraiya.jpg

TalHex
Dec 11, 2008, 03:09 PM
pervs can be heroes (just look at Zelos)

moomoopenguin
Dec 11, 2008, 03:09 PM
*sings batman theme song but inserts pervy ninja*

Vanzazikon
Dec 11, 2008, 03:14 PM
pervs can be heroes (just look at Zelos)Zelos is no hero, he sold them out (I was glad to get rid of him for Kratos, but I wanted the side quests)

MetaZedlen
Dec 11, 2008, 03:47 PM
*still standing charged up to max power*

Tact
Dec 11, 2008, 04:07 PM
Can TOH break in the girls locker room? >_>;

Because if he could, he's no longer a hero.

He's now a pervy ninja.



We're talking about the guy who hit on random female characters in World of Warcraft. I think he might have already earned that title. :disapprove:

TheOneHero
Dec 11, 2008, 05:30 PM
*Giggles as Zed thinks he's 'charging up' when in reality his power is being sapped.*


Can TOH break in the girls locker room? >_>;

They invite me.

I almost always decline, I'm not that kind of guy.


We're talking about the guy who hit on random female characters in World of Warcraft. I think he might have already earned that title. :disapprove:

You're just jealous because you didn't do it first.

...

:disapprove:

MetaZedlen
Dec 12, 2008, 02:16 AM
Ooh TOH, you're REALLY asking for it...

*brings up shotgun, infusing it with the maxed power*

TheOneHero
Dec 12, 2008, 02:51 AM
*Sends Hunin and Munin to summon Odin*

MetaZedlen
Dec 12, 2008, 05:02 PM
*calls over Master Elenal to assist*

Vanzazikon
Dec 12, 2008, 05:05 PM
I thought God-modding wasn't allowed. :/

TheOneHero
Dec 12, 2008, 05:06 PM
*Bakes Zed fresh apple pie*

I meant no harm. :wacko:

Vanzazikon
Dec 12, 2008, 05:08 PM
What kind of trickery is this ninja? Speak.

moomoopenguin
Dec 12, 2008, 05:12 PM
:cake: That's what kind oooo and some :coffee: to go with it

TheOneHero
Dec 12, 2008, 05:17 PM
What kind of trickery is this ninja? Speak.

Misunderstandings. ;o

Vanzazikon
Dec 12, 2008, 05:34 PM
YOU, like other ninjas, always lie. There is always a trick with you people. :wacko:

TalHex
Dec 12, 2008, 05:35 PM
take the pie, trust me on this, pie is always good. trust the kitsune, we don't lie. hey TOH, can i have the pie if he doesn't want it?

TheOneHero
Dec 12, 2008, 05:40 PM
Of course Talon!

I'm completely honest.

Tact
Dec 12, 2008, 06:58 PM
Hey, I know something about that pie. It's pretty fishy.

No, seriously, it has fish in it.

Ranmaru
Dec 12, 2008, 07:21 PM
Since... This is A hug thread, I will hug TACT HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. *hug*

no homo ;p

DISCLAIMER: I only hugged tact because he was the last poster. D:<

TalHex
Dec 12, 2008, 07:58 PM
o.< shall i call the paramedics then?

Ranmaru
Dec 12, 2008, 08:02 PM
Yes, please. I'm badly injured, I don't remember why I am here.... ugh...

TalHex
Dec 12, 2008, 08:04 PM
*calls a ambulance*

Ranmaru
Dec 12, 2008, 08:05 PM
Thank you. : >

TheOneHero
Dec 12, 2008, 08:09 PM
In Japan, you call for an ambulance if you have a runny nose.

No joke.

Vanzazikon
Dec 12, 2008, 09:47 PM
Thats because runny noses are contagious and needs to be quarantined ASAP

TheOneHero
Dec 12, 2008, 09:50 PM
Totally.

My brother and a few other JETs were telling me about it. One JET said, "I was in class one day and this little student of mine came up to me and asked if I'd call for an ambulance. When I asked what's the problem, she said, 'My nose is runny.'"

When I stayed in Fukushima, we saw ambulances several times a day, sirens blaring, but...going just as or slower than all the other cars. No one even bothered to move out of the way.

TalHex
Dec 12, 2008, 09:56 PM
Its also because medical care in japan is as cheap as hell

Ranmaru
Dec 12, 2008, 10:12 PM
Do they even have nurses at school?

Tact
Dec 12, 2008, 10:50 PM
Yes, please. I'm badly injured, I don't remember why I am here.... ugh...

Why the heck would you hug someone who is wearing a needle dress? :disapprove:

MetaZedlen
Dec 13, 2008, 09:46 PM
*fires super-hyper-mega-ultra-ultimate-elite shotgun into another direction away from everyone else (straight up)*

PIE!!! :D

moomoopenguin
Dec 13, 2008, 11:35 PM
O,O............. pie :D

MetaZedlen
Dec 13, 2008, 11:36 PM
*goes to take pie*

thx!!!

*hears a faint noise from the sky...*

TalHex
Dec 14, 2008, 12:00 AM
fem tal: I'm charging my morning star! *falls from the sky thwacking zedlen right as she hits*

MetaZedlen
Dec 14, 2008, 12:25 AM
^ *knocks off my helmet*

that didn't even hurt... :P

*looks up*

OH SHI-

*super-hyper-mega-ultra-ultimate-elite shotgun blast falls and hits me in the face*

TalHex
Dec 14, 2008, 12:28 AM
fem tal: I need greater altitude... maybe i should try the exosphere next...

MetaZedlen
Dec 14, 2008, 12:34 AM
My face hurts...