Let's Have Some Fun...Caption Contest, Round 5!

[Tact]

I thought we should have some fun with a caption contest game. So, here are the rules.

I will post a picture.
You come up with the funniest caption you can for the picture.
After the deadline, everyone will vote on what they think is the best caption.
The winner gets a point (but, just like the points on Whose Line Is It Anyway?, the points don't matter).
I will then post a new picture with a new deadline.
Your first picture is this:

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Your first deadline for caption submission is 4:00 PM, Eastern time, tomorrow. Voting goes until 7:00 PM Eastern time. Keep in mind that you do not have to wait until 4:00 to vote. Good luck and have fun with it!

[Ketchup345]

"Don't worry kids, the bag is waterproof! I hope."

[Shadowpawn]

"After Santa jumped the shark they say Christmas was never the same again."

[TheOneHero]

"I'm not your real father."

[TalHex]

"My hand gives me super santa strength!"

[Lance813]

"Nothing beats Christmas time in Florida"

[Vanzazikon]

"Hey look Fred, one hand!"

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

"Lets see that skinny Blackberry Commercial santa Klaus do this! One elbow, sucker!"

[Larian]

"I'd thought I would update my style to be Y2k compatible!"

[Randomness]

"I used to live in a frigid wasteland! Now, thanks to Global Warming, my home is a tropical paradise!"

[Moo2u]

Santa: Cooler Than the Fonz.

[Adriano]

"What Reindeer? This sled is powered by michael phelps."

[Kard]

"USA! USA!"

[SStrikerR]

This is so fun I got a bag to shit in so I don't have to stop! Screw the kids!

Bad I know.

[Alnet]

"Trimspa, baby!"

[Tact]

Whoops, I missed 4:00. Anyway, you guys and gals (and both :wacko:) have about an hour to vote until the winner is decided. Any captions that come after this post should not be counted for voting.

[Randomness]

"After Santa jumped the shark they say Christmas was never the same again."

Since voting for ourselves would be silly, I pick this as my vote.

[Shadowpawn]

"I used to live in a frigid wasteland! Now, thanks to Global Warming, my home is a tropical paradise!"

My Vote.

[Larian]

"What Reindeer? This sled is powered by michael phelps."

This one has to win!!!! I woke up the whole house at 4AM laughing at this!!

[Ketchup345]

"What Reindeer? This sled is powered by michael phelps."This one.

[TalHex]

"What Reindeer? This sled is powered by michael phelps."

I smirked, it gets my vote

[Tact]

With his Michael Phelps caption, Adriano wins Round 1. Here is your next picture:

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Your deadline for posting captions is 4:00 PM Eastern, and the deadline for voting is 7:00 PM Eastern.

[Shadowpawn]

"I can definitely get a birdie from here."

[Ketchup345]

"I probably should have used a colored mini-golf style ball, I'll never be able to find this white one."

[Moo2u]

"Fuck, it's heading for the sand trap....wait....sand trap?!"

[Vanzazikon]

"I betcha I can hit Santa from here"

[Larian]

"Man it's cold...I'm freezing my balls off. Take that frozen balls!"

[Randomness]

"This'll be the longest drive ever! Now how am I going to play this when it lands?"

[Alnet]

"My Handicap: 99999999"

[TalHex]

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

[Lance813]

"Shit.. I'll have my Inuit caddy find this one."

[Adriano]

Cool!
Dammit, I'm sorta upset I didn't get to vote, I was gunning for TOH's "I'm not your real father." bahaha!

and for this one...

"Dragonball Z: Ur doin it rong"

[TheOneHero]

"Happy Gilmore 2 : The Frozen North"

Thanks Adriano! :wacko:

[Nitro Vordex]

"...I think I skipped a hole."

[Tact]

Okay, folks. You've seen the captions, now vote! You have until 7:00 Eastern time.

Any captions that come after this post will not count in the voting.

[Randomness]

"...I think I skipped a hole."

Dammit.

[Vanzazikon]

"Fuck, it's heading for the sand trap....wait....sand trap?!"This one is pretty tough, but this caption made me smile. :yes:

[TheOneHero]

"...I think I skipped a hole."

That's what...

I vote for.

[Ketchup345]

"Happy Gilmore 2 : The Frozen North"FOCL.

[Tact]

Nitro wins round 2 with his caption about missing a hole.

Your next picture is this:

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Same deadlines as usual. Have fun!

[Vanzazikon]

"I wanted a bike for Christmas, however I was naughty half of the time, so Santa gave me half of my bike." :disapprove:

[Adriano]

"Megazord Transformation: 24% complete."

[Moo2u]

"Unicycle 2.0"

[Randomness]

"And it goes from 0 to 60 in five seconds! Off a cliff."

[Alnet]

It's actually round 3 now. :wacko:

"BICYCLES
You are doing it wrong"

[TalHex]

"Dude! i gave my unicycle a turbo charger!"

[SStrikerR]

"Look ma! No hands!"

[Tact]

It's actually round 3 now. :wacko:

Hmm? What's that about it not being round 3? :wacko:

[Alnet]

Hmm? What's that about it not being round 3? :wacko:
Oooohhhhhhhhhhh. I see what you did there. :wacko: Slick.

[Nitro Vordex]

"You guys, this doesn't seem physically possible!"

[Larian]

"Are you sure this is what the instruction manual said...It doesn't look like the picture on the box!"

[Lance813]

"Look ma, I broke physics!"

[Tact]

Okay, it's 4:00. Time to vote! You have three hours to decide who wins this round.

[CrimsomWolf]

What did your Ma tell you about playing with LHC???

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll174/Drunk322/Falling_Into_A_Black_Hole.jpg

[Lance813]

"Are you sure this is what the instruction manual said...It doesn't look like the picture on the box!"

^^ heh

[Moo2u]

"Are you sure this is what the instruction manual said...It doesn't look like the picture on the box!"

Me likey this one.

[Larian]

"Dude! i gave my unicycle a turbo charger!"

I lol'd

[Vanzazikon]

"Are you sure this is what the instruction manual said...It doesn't look like the picture on the box!"Again, another close one, but this one is funny. :lol:

[SStrikerR]

Larian. (He winz)

[Tact]

What did your Ma tell you about playing with LHC???

Crimsom, did you even bother to read the caption game rules? :disapprove:

Anyway, Larian wins round 3. Here's your picture for round 4, by a special request from Moo.

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You have the same deadlines as usual. Have fun!

[zfighter14]

MOM!!!!!!!!!! MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE!!!!!!!!!! (FORGET THIS ONE!!)


DAD!!!..... Remeber What you said to me about PLAYING with my NUTS?

[Vanzazikon]

"Stupid squirrels, stoled my nuts..."

[Nitro Vordex]

"I think I missed Godzilla by a few years..."

[SStrikerR]

"I can see my house from here!"

[Alnet]

"Mr. Peanut is gonna smash y'all into jelly!!"

[TalHex]

"Japan has godzilla, america has... Mr.peanut"

[Kard]

Rita Repulsa: "Magic Wand, make my monster GROW!"

[Shadowpawn]

"Mom, there's a giant pair of nuts leaking on the roof!"

[Adriano]

Rita Repulsa: "Magic Wand, make my monster GROW!"

Bahahah! I vote for this one! (Yes no matter WHAT! o_o)


Okay lets see what I got...

"Peanut: 1, Elephants: 0"
:-?

[Ketchup345]

"Figures. New York gets the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man as their giant food mascot monster, all we get is Mr. Peanut. No fair. At least they can make s'mores out of their monster."

[Nitro Vordex]

DAD!!!..... Remeber What you said to me about PLAYING with my NUTS?
That's just dumb.

[zfighter14]

That's just dumb.

thats all i got.... worth a shot.....:-?

[Nitro Vordex]

Bad inuuendoes around my title caption contest.

[Larian]

"Sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you just are a huge freaking nut!!"

[Boogie Troll]

"The world was never the same once Mr. Peanut began exacting his revenge, cracking open cars and consuming the passengers."

[Tact]

Your time is up for submitting captions! It is now time to vote. Let's see who wins this round... :disapprove:

[SStrikerR]

"Mom, there's a giant pair of nuts leaking on the roof!"

'Tis my vote.

[Adriano]

Rita Repulsa: "Magic Wand, make my monster GROW!"
http://www.rovang.org/timeline/bigpics/rita_freed.jpg
FOCL.

[zfighter14]

"Mom, there's a giant pair of nuts leaking on the roof!"

my vote

[Shadowpawn]

Rita Repulsa: "Magic Wand, make my monster GROW!"

If only for the Power Ranger Reference.

[Moo2u]

Rita Repulsa: "Magic Wand, make my monster GROW!"

Raised by the Power Rangers. Gotta vote this one.

[Tact]

It was a close one, but Kard wins! Here is your next picture. I've decided to ramp up the difficulty on this one, seeing as I'm giving you the picture late and I didn't feel like looking for any inherently funny pictures.

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Your deadlines are the same as usual.

[Vanzazikon]

Wait how are we going to do this? Do we have to say the white guy said this and the black guy say this? That sounds a little wrong. How about we give them a name.

[SStrikerR]

white guy: "You missed a spot."
black guy: "...Why so serious?"

[Vanzazikon]

I guess we do have to say it like that.

White guy: "This looks like a nice place"
Black guy: "Man, everybody just don't like us at all"
White guy: "Yeah, I know, It's just hard being in an interracial gay relationship"

[Ketchup345]

Left: "I've got a bad feeling about this place."
Right: "Why do the doors have eyes in them?"
Left: "No idea, can you just get what we came here for so we can leave? I DON'T want to see this place in the dark."


Seriously, it does look like the doors have eyes. Kind of creepy. Where was that taken?

[Randomness]

White:"The prison is run down, and we STILL find crack in the oddest places."

[TalHex]

"the asylum called, they want their mental patients back"

[Tact]

Seriously, it does look like the doors have eyes. Kind of creepy. Where was that taken?

The website I got it from was about a 2006 wintertime trip to Ghana, so I assume it was taken there.

[zfighter14]

White: i've searched this whole place there is no sign of ghosts here
Black:*no shit they leave during the day dumbass* yeah i think they don't come out in day light
White: yes they do! i think i feel one right here.

[Shadowpawn]

Black guy: Are you sure this is prime real estate?
White guy: Absolutely!

[Kard]

"Damnit, I thought you said this was the true tomb of Tal-Rasha!"
"sry d00d got symbol rong lol"

[TheOneHero]

White: Everyone here had AIDS!
Black: ...Tosser.

[Tact]

Okay, I'm making voting time now. Instead of the voting deadline being 7:00, it is now 8:00. Sorry, I was pretty busy today.

[Kard]

Sometimes a cat's gotta eat~

[Ketchup345]

I can't decide between these two.


White: i've searched this whole place there is no sign of ghosts here
Black:*no shit they leave during the day dumbass* yeah i think they don't come out in day light
White: yes they do! i think i feel one right here.


"Damnit, I thought you said this was the true tomb of Tal-Rasha!"
"sry d00d got symbol rong lol"

[Vanzazikon]

white guy: "You missed a spot."
black guy: "...Why so serious?"For some reason I keep laughing at this everytime I read it. :wacko: This is my vote.

[Moo2u]

I'm a non voter...for this round at least.

[SStrikerR]

For some reason I keep laughing at this everytime I read it. :wacko: This is my vote.

Wow, I actually got a vote for one of them. xD

And now I disappear....

[Tact]

There's a three-way tie. Here is your next picture.

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The deadlines are the usual ones, and I promise I won't be late. Please don't tell Isabelle about this!

[Freeze]

"Where's my landing pool? Some one forgot the pool!"

[Adriano]

"WRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY"

[Kard]

Spectator 1: "Looks like the Red Baron Squadron has been hit hard by the Market crash as well. So much for today's air show."

Spectator 2: "I hear ya - this guy couldn't even afford a contrail..."

[Randomness]

"It then occurred to the volunteers that removing the engine was a bad idea"

[Moo2u]

"Awesome Fail"

[Nitro Vordex]

He Man then realized that the guy in the green shirt was working for evil, and he SPRUNG into 180-superman action!

[Alnet]

"How does one learn to fly? Throw yourself at the ground and miss... MISS, DAMMIT!"

[Adriano]

"I can't wait to be on scarred."

[TheOneHero]

"Eating through a straw, here I come!"

[Vanzazikon]

"Do you have a boring life, do you just want to add some excitement and thrills into your life, do you want to live a fun and great life?"

"Well don't look at that guy, he just ended his!"

[Adriano]

guy in air:"HEY JOE ARE YOU GETTING THIS?!?"
*splat*
Standerbyguy:"Oops. Forgot the battery pack."

[Ketchup345]

"Well, this is gonna hurt."

[Shadowpawn]

"They say you can't live out your dreams. They said it was impossible! Well who's laughing now!? Watch as I transform from mild manned civilian to HAWK MAN, master of the skies!"

[Larian]

"Take that Mr. Myiagi...My Crane is cooler than your Crane!"

[Tact]

Okay, time's up for making captions. Now is your chance to vote. Who will win this round? You get to decide.

[Lance813]

Adriano

[Shadowpawn]

"Where's my landing pool? Some one forgot the pool!"


My vote.

[Adriano]

I cant decide between ...


"They say you can't live out your dreams. They said it was impossible! Well who's laughing now!? Watch as I transform from mild manned civilian to HAWK MAN, master of the skies!"

or
"Well, this is gonna hurt."



:<
I'll go with Ketchups for it's one-Liner. xD

[Kard]

Ketchup~

[SStrikerR]

Catsup

[Larian]

TOH!!

[Tact]

Ketchup wins. Here's the next one.

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Special Rule: Any captions that mention preparing to die are forbidden. Your deadlines are the same as usual.

Edit: It's kind of hard to see it in that picture, but those two guys are having a sword fight.

[Nitro Vordex]

Brown suit: "Hey, it's my turn to watch TV! Gimmie gimmie gimmie!"
Black suit:"We aren't watching Blues Clues again, I'm sick of that crap!"

[Freeze]

Brown suit: "No no , it's step step toe step twirl."
Black Suit: "You do realize this dance number is never going to work."

[TheOneHero]

Brown suit: "I don't think they've ever seen this movie."
Black suit: "Bitches don't know how awesome the Princess Bride is."

[Randomness]

Black suit:"Ze irony of it is, you are ze Spaniard who looks French, and I am also ze Spaniard. Let us commence ze duel!"
*after duel*
White suit:"Ze horror!"

[Vanzazikon]

A parody :wacko:

Brown suit: "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, pre-
Black suit: *interrupts* Killed your father? I did no such thing.
Brown suit: "Oh really? Then why do I see six fingers on your left hand?"
Black suit: *shows left hand* There is only 5 fingers on my left hand.
Brown suit: *Slices middle finger in half* "6 fingers my friend"
Black suit: "AHHHHHHHHH! You son of a-"
Brown suit: "Now I can avenge my father! pre-"
Black suit: *Slices brown suit head off*

[Larian]

Inigo: Ho, Ha Ha, Guard, Turn, Parry, Dodge, Spin, Ha, Thrust!
Wesley: You've gotta be kidding me!
Inigo: I couldn't come up with anything better because of the special Rule!! =/

[Moo2u]

"Real men ware tight stretchy pants."

[Alnet]

"I can't see my sword!"
"Oh, I can see it! Give it here, and I'll show you!"

:wacko:

[AlexCraig]

Wesley: Your fly is down.

[zfighter14]

Guy in Black: my sword is longer than yours.
Guy in white: you would know!

[Tact]

It's voting time, everyone. Larian, nice reference to Daffy Duck.

My votes don't count, though, so he doesn't get a head start! Voting ends at 7:00, so make sure you get yours in.

[Vanzazikon]

Brown suit: "I don't think they've ever seen this movie."
Black suit: "Bitches don't know how awesome the Princess Bride is."This.

I wish there was a pic with Vizzini, Inigo and that big guy (I forgot his name) instead.

"Inconceivable" That was funny. :lol:

[Lance813]

My name is Ini... Oh shit.

haha, thats why i didn't enter this one.

I vote Freeze.

[Freeze]

I'll say, TheOneHero.

[Tact]

TOH wins. Here's your next picture.

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[Shadowpawn]

"Flirting with death on the roads wasn't enough for him, Frogger now has his sights on the Olympics!"

[Kard]

"Product endorsement, shameless self-promotion and big bucks eh? If that damn gecko can get away with it, so can I!" *boing!*

[Ketchup345]

"Wait, I don't need this pole to win!"

[TheOneHero]

"I'm gonna beat Michael Phelps in gold medals!"

[Larian]

Take that Geico Lizard! =/

[Nitro Vordex]

"If I stay here long enough, I don't think that purple cat will find me again..."

[Freeze]

It was around this time Coach realized he forgot to tell the frog he was supposed to let go.

[Randomness]

"Unfortunately, while facing the camera, the frog failed to realize he was aiming at the wall"

[Vanzazikon]

"Born in the sea, raised on land, and die soaring through the air!"

"AMPHIBIONS RUUUUuuuuuuuuulllllle!" *Splat*

[SStrikerR]

"OSHI-!"

[Lance813]

"ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND... feet high."

[Adriano]

"ribbit"

[Tact]

Okay, it's time to vote. You have about two hours to make your choice.

[Larian]

TOH lol!!

[SStrikerR]

Either Randomness or Adriano...
I'll go with Randomness, just because I can imagine what happens after the picture takes place with that caption.

[Adriano]

Larian
or Freeze..
I'll go with Larian's for the shortness of it.

[Nitro Vordex]

Shadowpan, because we already had a Micheal Phelps joke.

[Vanzazikon]

I'm voting for Kard.

[TheOneHero]

Shadowpawn. ;o

[Shadowpawn]

Sub-Zero!

Er...I mean Freeze.

[Tact]

Shadowpan wins this one. Here's the next picture.

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I'm sure we all know what the picture is supposed to be, but just in case...
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[Adriano]

"Ohay look'et that, a penneh!"

"Bush: 1023923 , Assassins: 0"


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Btw this reminded me of somebody's sig I Saw ona mabi forum..
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg192/Luvxiaomao/26_80501_2d36554c8387641.gif

If you played' mabi you'd see the funny LOL.
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[Vanzazikon]

Reporter: "What!? It didn't explode! The guy who sold me these shoes said they were bombs; made from the missing weapons of mass destruction. He was false advertising!"

[Freeze]

Another shameless promotion by Nike.

[Larian]

Screw Road Head...Speech Head is better!! =D

[Ketchup345]

Prime Minister: Ok, its not coming for me. The next 15 seconds should be interesting.

[Shadowpawn]

Bush: "Silly Iraqi, don't he know ol' Bushy is an Agent. Bullet Time, bitches!"

[TheOneHero]

"I was trained by ninjas."

[TalHex]

"It was then as the shoe flew towards the president that he suddenly realized something of great and life changing importance: 'I can do kungfu!'"

[zfighter14]

BUSH DUCK ITS AN EXPLODING SHOE!!!!!

[Randomness]

"Cut! A little lower, do it again!"

[Tact]

Okay, it's time for you to vote. I have absolutely no idea what I'm going to use as the next picture. :disapprove:

[Adriano]

EDIT: Indecisive.
I Read through them all again, and I have to say TOH's. xD

[Vanzazikon]

Adriano. :lol:

[Freeze]

Vanzazikon

[CerFalPhoAnD]

Freeze

[TheOneHero]

Freeze