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TalHex
Dec 14, 2008, 12:15 AM
Here is how you can tell:
1. Are your eyes an odd color? Are your pupil's slitted or oddly shaped? Do you have eye blacks instead of whites?
2. Do you have an aversion to silver or iron?
3. Do you sometimes have a craving for blood, sometimes human blood?
4. Have you ever thought about biting your friends?
5. Do you have pointed ears and fangs?
6. Do you find yourself running away from priests?
7. Do the sound of church bells hurt your ears?
8. Are you sealed to a rock or some other kind of monument?
9. Do the phases of the moon effect you in anyway?
10. Do you find it hard to relate to your classmates?
11. Can you use magic?
12. Are you worshiped by a cult of goth kids?
13. Do you feel confident when surrounded by chaos?
14. Do you monologue to yourself?
15. Are you an FKLite?

TheOneHero
Dec 14, 2008, 12:20 AM
16. Do people often complain of a "rotten egg" smell when they're around you?
17. Does the word Christo cause you pain or general uncomfortableness?
18. Does salt kick your butt?

TalHex
Dec 14, 2008, 12:27 AM
19. Do you have a tail? If yes describe please.
20. Do you have wings? If yes describe please.

TheOneHero
Dec 14, 2008, 12:30 AM
21. Are ninja or other warriors constantly hunting you or your loved ones down?

TalHex
Dec 14, 2008, 12:35 AM
22. Do you take pleasure in manipulating others?
23. Have you ever possessed somebody?

AlexCraig
Dec 14, 2008, 12:36 AM
1- No, but the white is going red (due to lack of sleep, I bet)
2- No. Silver pretty pretty.
3- Sometimes. Usually ends up being my own.
4- Sometimes.
5- I have pointed ears, but I only wear them when I cosplay as Link.
6- All too often.
7- When I am in the bell.
8- My chair seems adhered to my posterior.
9- Yep. Like the tide.
10- Yeah. Mostly because I don't have any classmates anymore.
11- Yeah. Inherited from my mom.
12- No, but a while ago one had a crush on me.
13- Nah. Too much stress as it is.
14- Every damn night.
15- Nope.
16- Nah. Around my dad sometimes, though.
17- No, but it reminds me of Crisco for some reason.
18- Nah. But it adds flavor to my food.
19- Nah.
20- Not yet.
21- Every day ~.~
22- Nah.
23- Not yet.

TalHex
Dec 14, 2008, 12:47 AM
Results for Alex
1- human
2- human
3- demon
4- demon
5- human
6- demon
7- human
8- human
9- going off on a limb and saying demon
10- human
11- demon
12- human
13- human
14- demon
15- human
16- human
17- human
18- human
19- human
20- human
21- demon
22- human
23- human

Final score:
Human: 16
Demon: 7

Result: yeah, you are human alright, maybe a smig of demon way the hell back though

TheOneHero
Dec 14, 2008, 12:51 AM
Good thing most of us operate in shades of gray.

TalHex
Dec 14, 2008, 12:53 AM
yeah black clothes can be a real problem in an arctic desert

Tact
Dec 14, 2008, 07:30 AM
My answers:
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1. Unless hazel is considered an odd color, no. No, and no.
2. Only if it's in the form of pointy objects like knives.
3. Not at all.
4. Nope.
5. Yes to pointed ears--cat ears! No to the fangs, though.
6. No.
7. No, but they are sort of annoying. An exception is if they play some sort of tune, such as the Super Mario Brothers theme.
8. Does my computer count as a monument? :wacko:
9. Nyet.
10. Non.
11. Negative.
12. I've never even met one of them before.
13. Probably not.
14. Only when I play video games.
15. Well, duh. Of course I am.
16. That would only happen if I forget to shower. But I never do, so no.
17. I despise religion. Therefore, the name "Christ" is immensely annoying.
18. I put salt on most of my main meals of the day.
19. It's a cat tail.
20. No, but I wish I did. They would probably be feathery ones or transparent, insect-like ones.
21. -. --- (No.)
22. That depends on what they're being manipulated to do. :wacko:
23. In a video game, I bet I have at some point. I have not done it in real life, though.
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I think I'll end up with a pretty even split here. Let's wait and see.

Randomness
Dec 14, 2008, 10:15 AM
1-No
2-No
3-No
4-No
5-No
6-No
7-No
8-No
9-No
10-Yes
11-No
12-No
13-No
14-No
15-Yes
16-No
17-No
18-No
19-No
20-No
21-No
22-Yes
23-No

I think I'm as human as they come.

Wyndham
Dec 14, 2008, 11:56 AM
1. black
2. no
3. yes
4. yes
5. yes
6. no
7. yes
8. no
9. no
10. yes
11. i can do tricks
12. sometimes
13. yes
14. no
15. damn straight

Moo2u
Dec 14, 2008, 04:29 PM
15- Nope.


Why must you turn this house into a house of LIES!!

TalHex
Dec 14, 2008, 08:50 PM
Tact's results:
1. human
2. human
3. human
4. human
5. demonic
6. human
7. human
8. human
9. human
10. human
11. human
12. human
13. human
14. demonic (videogames count :wacko:)
15. demonic
16. human
17. demonic
18. human
19. demonic
20. human
21. human
22. demonic
23. human

Resulting scores:
Human 17
Demon 6

You might have had a demonic ancestor long, long, ago but you are mostly human

Tact
Dec 14, 2008, 09:43 PM
Nah, it's the cat part of me. That's why I have a demon rank. (Woo, Disgaea reference.) :wacko:

I thought I would get a lot more demon points.

TalHex
Dec 14, 2008, 09:48 PM
nope, there were a few iffy ones which i had to throw to the human side...

SStrikerR
Dec 15, 2008, 08:49 PM
1) No
2) Only when somebody's swinging it in my direction
3) No
4) Yes
5) No
6) Only last night (People really like to not leave you alone when you want them to)
7) No
8) No
9) No
10) sometimes
11) No
12) No
13) Yes
14) Yes
15) I DONT KNOW! AM I?
16) No
17) No
18) No
19) No
20) No
21) Yep
22) Define Manipulating :wacko:
23) ....Define Possessed....heh

TalHex
Dec 15, 2008, 08:58 PM
15) I DONT KNOW! AM I?
22) Define Manipulating :wacko:
23) ....Define Possessed....heh

yup, he's a demon! take him away! (i kid, i'll check your results later)

SStrikerR
Dec 16, 2008, 03:47 PM
'Tis Later.

TalHex
Dec 16, 2008, 03:52 PM
Tis not later, tis later when i say its later :wacko:

SStrikerR
Dec 16, 2008, 03:54 PM
'Tis more than 18 hours later.

TalHex
Dec 16, 2008, 03:55 PM
Tis is about to get a demonic kick up the arse if he doesn't stop insisting that its later :wacko: (i'll get it done before i go to sleep tonight)

SStrikerR
Dec 16, 2008, 04:02 PM
'Tis not going to stop me, I've already got kicked in the arse recently so I don't care :D
Sounds gewd.

SStrikerR
Dec 16, 2008, 09:05 PM
*demonic cough*
'Twas a demonic cough.

Tact
Dec 16, 2008, 10:00 PM
Stop coughing up souls onto our floor. They're terribly hard to clean up. :disapprove: