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raikomaru40
Dec 18, 2008, 08:18 AM
Some facts about Marco Polo that my brother thought were impossibly hilarious:

1. Marco Polo invented the 1st Manheim steamroller.

2. Marco Polo solved the 1st quadratic equation using the system of a down.

I don't get it.
Adriano
Dec 18, 2008, 08:25 AM
Some facts about Marco Polo that my brother thought were impossibly hilarious:

1. Marco Polo invented the 1st Manheim steamroller.

2. Marco Polo solved the 1st quadratic equation using the system of a down.

I don't get it.

None of this is true. :l
raikomaru40
Dec 18, 2008, 08:29 AM
Mmmm, no, not fact, but he was well known, upon his death, for freeing all of his audioslaves.
Adriano
Dec 18, 2008, 08:33 AM
Mmmm, no, not fact, but he was well known, upon his death, for freeing all of his audioslaves.

None of this is true.
raikomaru40
Dec 18, 2008, 08:39 AM
Marco Polo came up w/ a simple plan to heat homes.

Marco Polo organized the 1st Eco-friendly Green Day.

Marco Polo was well known for torturing people with the Iron Maiden.

Marco Polo ate korn.

Marco Polo tied the 1st slipknot.

Marco Polo learned how to achieve nirvana and become one w/ his evanescence.

Marco Polo commonly used red hot chili peppers in his cuisine.

:wacko:
Moo2u
Dec 18, 2008, 11:05 AM
FACT

...baby...
raikomaru40
Dec 18, 2008, 11:19 AM
YESSIR

http://www.perfessorbill.com/covers/yessir1.jpg
TalHex
Dec 18, 2008, 02:02 PM
Marco Polo is in no way, shape or form, similar to the chuck norris meme

True story (maybe)
SpikeOtacon
Dec 18, 2008, 06:40 PM
You've got your heavy in my metal, boy.
Kard
Dec 18, 2008, 06:43 PM
A fact on every page!
SpikeOtacon
Dec 18, 2008, 06:53 PM
Call and order now!
ShinMaruku
Dec 18, 2008, 11:39 PM
Bought out by Toyota.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 22, 2008, 09:17 AM
A fact on every page!
Big bumpin' late but this is important.

A fact is a fat tact cat?

Has to be true.