The 5 Second Tool

[Vanzazikon]

Yep, this here tool will get everything done in 5 seconds. ;) We guarantee it or we will change our identities, license plate number and move to a different country to go on vacation with your money. Thank you for purchasing our product.

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[Mixfortune]

I hear it only gets 1/8640th of the job done.