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MetaZedlen
Dec 30, 2008, 11:41 PM
I'm feeling kinda gutsy right now, show me what you all can do!

*Begins Chargen level 1*

Shadowpawn
Dec 30, 2008, 11:43 PM
*drops a colony into Zedlen's face.*

MetaZedlen
Dec 30, 2008, 11:49 PM
*looks up*

oh shi-

WAIT! I SAID A PUNCH-

*feels rain of a massive amount of people on head*

TheOneHero
Dec 31, 2008, 12:10 AM
Yeah...last time I did something like this, several people died...with powder bones. I'll pass. :3

MetaZedlen
Dec 31, 2008, 12:25 AM
^ He's too afraid...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!11!!1!!!1!!!11 1!

Ok, to be fair, I won't charge up or anything, I'll just stand here ;)

EDIT: ah crap, I'm pinned to the ground with, uh, lots of people on top of me

Shadowpawn
Dec 31, 2008, 12:33 AM
You're thinking of the wrong colony. I dropped a giga-ton of metal filled with people and the habitat they were living in on you. Basically, I dropped a space colony on you. Usually that reduces anything in the area to nothing but a crater for miles upon miles. >_>

MetaZedlen
Dec 31, 2008, 12:35 AM
^ damn...

wait, I'm METAZedlen, I'm a lot stronger than that... it will take more than a crater to stop my awesome...ness.

Anduril
Dec 31, 2008, 12:38 AM
You're thinking of the wrong colony. I dropped a giga-ton of metal filled with people and the habit they were living in on you. Basically, I dropped a space colony on you. Usually that reduces anything in the area to nothing but a crater for miles upon miles. >_>
Pffffftt...Colony drops are so cliched. Should have used a mass driver from the moon to shoot a space shuttle at him.

TheOneHero
Dec 31, 2008, 12:39 AM
You're thinking of the wrong colony. I dropped a giga-ton of metal filled with people and the habit they were living in on you. Basically, I dropped a space colony on you. Usually that reduces anything in the area to nothing but a crater for miles upon miles. >_>

Not in PSU.

Ba-doom pssh!

*Punches Zed in the FACE...at 1/10 power*

Randomness
Dec 31, 2008, 12:42 AM
Not in PSU.

Ba-doom pssh!

*Punches Zed in the FACE...at 1/10 power*

*Teleports to the next state over to punch him back, using 1/10 power... and a few million dollars worth of equipment*

MetaZedlen
Dec 31, 2008, 01:18 AM
^ ^
^ that's more like it :D

*takes 2 points of damage*

HP 299999998/300000000

Randomness
Dec 31, 2008, 01:25 AM
Huh? More like 100,000 from TOH's hit, another 1,000,000 from close proximity to ninja awesome, then another 200,000 from the shock of a giant robot fist (combined with the velocity imparted by TOH)

MetaZedlen
Dec 31, 2008, 01:41 AM
Dude, I was charged up, along with my ultimate armor...

You were lucky enough to even hit me... now bring on more so I can feel something stronger than a grain of sand hitting me on the fingernail...

TheOneHero
Dec 31, 2008, 01:56 AM
*Times 1/10 power by Pi and punches again*

MetaZedlen
Dec 31, 2008, 02:29 AM
Ok TOH, I'm now at 299999995.1415.../300000000 HP

Randomness
Dec 31, 2008, 10:49 AM
TOH, hit him with 100% power already. Well, move him a few planets that-a-ways first.

Lance813
Dec 31, 2008, 11:12 AM
Have you ever noticed that the area the colony drops in PSYOU is not that destroyed looking? @_@

Vanzazikon
Dec 31, 2008, 01:43 PM
*Walks up casually and punches Zed in the face*

Instant KO!

CrimsomWolf
Dec 31, 2008, 01:48 PM
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd288/Rpgnooukoku/Other%20RPG%20Square%20Enix/The%20Last%20Remnant/b140c0c1.jpg

Are you sure you wanna Zelden???

To punch you in the face?

Lance813
Dec 31, 2008, 01:48 PM
*walks up and punches Vanzazikon in the face*

OUCH!!! Metal hurts!

*runs away*

MetaZedlen
Dec 31, 2008, 02:46 PM
*Walks up casually and punches Zed in the face*

Instant KO!

that's more like it :D (but no KO yet...)

*takes 705.1415... points of damage*

299999290/300000000 HP

wait, why in the hell do I not have my helmet on?

Vanzazikon
Dec 31, 2008, 02:51 PM
Lance took it. >.> sneaky little elf...

Lance813
Dec 31, 2008, 02:52 PM
O.o

Did not!

MetaZedlen
Dec 31, 2008, 04:08 PM
*runs after Lance*

Shadowpawn
Dec 31, 2008, 04:31 PM
*Runs a script into MetaZelden's DNA*

while (true){
if (double x = 0 ; x < ZELDEN_HP; x--){

ZELDEN_HP + x }
}

There, you'll die eventually.

Lance813
Dec 31, 2008, 04:34 PM
We all die eventually. :disapprove:

Vanzazikon
Dec 31, 2008, 04:49 PM
Not me, I have an energizer battery implanted on me, I last forever. :D

pixelate
Dec 31, 2008, 04:53 PM
*tickles your prostate with a fist*

Vanzazikon
Dec 31, 2008, 04:59 PM
Why didn't I look there before, he left his groin area expose. :-o

Randomness
Dec 31, 2008, 06:08 PM
*Runs a script into MetaZelden's DNA*

while (true){
if (double x = 0 ; x < ZELDEN_HP; x--){

ZELDEN_HP + x }
}

There, you'll die eventually.

I think you meant to do:

for(double x=0;ZEDLEN_HP>0;x--)
ZEDLEN_HP=ZEDLEN_HP+x;

Your if statement seems rather screwy otherwise.

Speaking of which...


for(double x=0;ZEDLEN_HP>0;x--)
{
ZEDLEN_HP=ZEDLEN_HP+x;
x=Math.pow(x,11);
}

That'll kill him quick.

*runs*

Shadowpawn
Dec 31, 2008, 06:14 PM
I think you meant to do:

for(double x=0;ZELDEN_HP>0;x--)
ZELDEN_HP=ZELDEN_HP+x;

Your if statement seems rather screwy otherwise.

Speaking of which...


for(double x=0;ZELDEN_HP>0;x--)
{
ZELDEN_HP=ZELDEN_HP+x;
x=Math.pow(x,11);
}

That'll kill him quick.

*runs*

The idea isn't to kill him quick, but to kill him slowly. Also, when doing a if loop you're suppose to compare the operand (that being the x) to a value (in this case I want it to be his HP). Setting the operand value to be equal to 0 and comparing it his HP and then adding the decreased value to his real HP will result him not only dying slowly but experiencing pain beyond his death to an infinite degree.

As you can see it's an infinite loop, as intended. Still I forgot to assign ZELDEN_HP = ZELDEN_HP + x, however given that it's pusedocode I really don't care.

CrimsomWolf
Dec 31, 2008, 06:17 PM
Not me, I have an energizer battery implanted on me, I last forever. :D

Ions boy, Ions.

Randomness
Dec 31, 2008, 06:54 PM
The problem was that you used if, not for, which is what the part inside the parenthesis implied.

Shadowpawn
Dec 31, 2008, 07:20 PM
The problem was that you used if, not for, which is what the part inside the parenthesis implied.

Ah, I see.

TheOneHero
Dec 31, 2008, 08:04 PM
We all die eventually. :disapprove:

Hahahaha!!!

*Punches Zed full power in the neck.*

Your armor might protect you, but the force alone would shatter your bones. :wacko:

Lance813
Jan 1, 2009, 04:17 PM
Hay Random,

You forgot to carry the 4. :wacko:

gorefiend
Jan 1, 2009, 06:29 PM
Runs up to zed and Punches his nose....somehow

Muhahaha nows you crys!

(now everyone gets a rush from seeing the big tuff baddie crying You all tis buffed!..now run really fast around your bed room super fast kids!)

MetaZedlen
Jan 1, 2009, 06:43 PM
Hahahaha!!!

*Punches Zed full power in the neck.*

Your armor might protect you, but the force alone would shatter your bones. :wacko:

I guess I have to explain this then:

When I become MetaZedlen, the bones in my body become harder than steel, my physical strength increases 5x, and my body hardens to about the toughness of cement.

The armor is just there because it's cool looking :P

@gorefiend: I'm not one to cry, even if you DO successfully manage to break my nose.

TheOneHero
Jan 1, 2009, 07:06 PM
I punch holes in diamonds after breakfast.

:wacko:

MetaZedlen
Jan 1, 2009, 09:06 PM
^ I EAT diamonds for breakfast!

Lance813
Jan 1, 2009, 09:13 PM
I eat Zedlen for breakfast. :wacko:

Randomness
Jan 1, 2009, 09:34 PM
^ I EAT diamonds for breakfast!

TOH punches holes in diamonds for the heck of it. His workout for the day is 10 on 1 with random demigods. It doesn't last long.

MetaZedlen
Jan 1, 2009, 10:08 PM
^ Like that Demigod of Revenge?

/lame Magic joke

Vanzazikon
Jan 2, 2009, 07:23 AM
*Throws Lance at Zedlen*

How much do that take? :wacko:

TalHex
Jan 2, 2009, 12:05 PM
I won't punch you, but if you insist, firefox will

firefox: Normally I would approve of cleaning by fire, however this circumstance requires something with a little more force... *punches Zedlen*

MetaZedlen
Jan 2, 2009, 03:24 PM
^ GAHHHHHHH!!!!11!111!!!!1! I HATE FIREFOX!!!

TalHex
Jan 2, 2009, 06:50 PM
firefox: *facepalm* for the last time, i am not a browser

Gentlemen
Jan 2, 2009, 08:32 PM
I thought of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IUyqenD7kU

MetaZedlen
Jan 3, 2009, 12:11 AM
but i still hate firefox :P

Nitro Vordex
Jan 3, 2009, 12:17 AM
but i still hate firefox :P
You have every right to hate firefox, it sucks.

*firefox user but not supporter*

TheOneHero
Jan 3, 2009, 12:24 AM
You have every right to hate firefox, it sucks.

*firefox user but not supporter*

As long as you don't use Internet Explorer, I'm happy. :3

Lance813
Jan 3, 2009, 12:35 AM
God, I love Firefox.

I hate you Internet Explorer... :disapprove:

MetaZedlen
Jan 3, 2009, 08:44 PM
I USE INTERNET EXPLORER!!!

TalHex
Jan 3, 2009, 09:27 PM
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE!

MetaZedlen
Jan 3, 2009, 10:48 PM
grrrr