The Triumphant Return!

[TalHex]

I have returned! the ceremony was a complete success! the wheel of time turns like normal (although there was a slight glitch in the system so expect an eclipse sometime in the future, i can't say when). Of course i couldn't bring any pictures, its all top secret... kitsune... stuff...

anyways rejoice mortals for you shan't be stuck with president bush any longer!

[pikachief]

u left? ._.

[TalHex]

T.T does nobody notice when i leave? even when i announce it?

[SpikeOtacon]

Welcome back! The airwaves are yours.

[TalHex]

awesome! thanks spike

[Randomness]

Did you enjoy the post-ceremony fireworks?

[TalHex]

Indeed, we even had time to uncork a bottle of champagne

[Randomness]

Seems my plan worked then.

[Larian]

Hi Talon!! =D

[Moo2u]

Seems my plan worked then...baby...

Welcome back! Join the others that are also back, plz.

[Vanzazikon]

Welcome back Tal :)

[Randomness]

Hey Talon, what kind of ransom could I get for... oh... everyone else who was at the ceremony?

[TheOneHero]

Welcome back Talon!

[TalHex]

Hey Talon, what kind of ransom could I get for... oh... everyone else who was at the ceremony?

there was no ceremony :wacko: it existed nowhere, and took place in no time, also nobody attended. If you had then you would be stuck in the middle of nowhere.

thanks TOH

[SStrikerR]

Welcome back, Tal. I'm still not back.

[Randomness]

there was no ceremony :wacko: it existed nowhere, and took place in no time, also nobody attended. If you had then you would be stuck in the middle of nowhere.

thanks TOH

*looks at tracking monitor*

Hmm. I seem to have at least 4 or 5 individuals pinpointed from those "fireworks".

[TalHex]

fireworks never existed either :wacko:

besides, they are kitsune, they are perfectly fine taking care of themselves

[Randomness]

Well, I didn't really plan beyond the tracking part.

Now I have a bunch of potential targets... but no plans to do anything to them.

Hmm...

[TalHex]

also, don't piss off any of them who have 5 tails or above

[Randomness]

Oh, I have a plan to deal with the stronger ones already...

Ever heard of the saying, "fight fire with fire"?

[TalHex]

you will be lighting illusions on fire *sweat drop* anything above a 5 tail can trick you into setting yourself on fire without even thinking about it

[Randomness]

Good. If you don't have a clue... heheheh.

[CrimsomWolf]

No, no, no, na, no.

You don't fight Kitsunes, Kitsunes fight YOU!

[Randomness]

I'm aware of that.

I'm working on finalizing my illusion countermeasures.

[CrimsomWolf]

http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn331/nagato_hatashi/kitsune%20clan/kitsuneball.jpg

It's not just illusion magic.

Kitsune's got a whole arsenal of tricks.

That's why I made my elite units from them.

[TheOneHero]

I battled a zombie 7-Tail in the first zombie apocalypse.

True story. ;p

[Randomness]

How tough was it? I need an estimate on how long to charge the capacitors for engaging the sealing circles.

[TheOneHero]

It was like unlocking everything in F-Zero GX...without being Korean.

Pretty difficult. =/

[TalHex]

hmm, i think i heard of that battle, was that the one that resulted in Atlantis sinking?

[Randomness]

Ouch. *hooks up more antimatter generators*

[CrimsomWolf]

Nah, I think that one was the battle at Santorini.

The Atlantis wasn't sunk, but wiped off the face of the Earth, disintegrated.

I know, because I was responsible for that. Or at least my past self and of course Kitsune Army.

[TheOneHero]

hmm, i think i heard of that battle, was that the one that resulted in Atlantis sinking?

This battle took place sometime after that, during 5,000 BC, in Africa and most of Neolithic Europe. Terrible times. ;-;

When Atlantis did sink...I didn't make it in time. :sad:

[CrimsomWolf]

Oh yeas.

I remember.

My army held you off long enough, and Atlantis was destroyed as result of my schemes...

*Insert crazy laughter*

[TalHex]

Pity... heh, that reminds me when some of my kin and I (past life) decided to stack these huge stone blocks in a circle, who would have thought that they would still be puzzling people today.

[CrimsomWolf]

I knew there was something fishy about Stonehenge..

I mean only somebody really bored could built that...

[TalHex]

yeah, we weren't as good at pranks back then. Still it the expression on the land owner's face was priceless when he walked outside the next day

[Randomness]

*capacitors ding with full charge*

And so the game begins.

*deploys illusion-proof unintelligent robots to commence the scheme*

[TalHex]

yeah, whatever *pelts a robot with magnets*

[CrimsomWolf]

Summons Void spell.

[Randomness]

*waits*

So, I wonder if the other kitsune know that I was able to track them because of you, Talon?

[Nitro Vordex]

*leans back and watches modding*

I kinda missed this.

[TalHex]

it doesn't matter really, i'm only a one-tail, if i can take care of myself so can they *pelts randomness with magnets*

[Randomness]

*is nowhere near Talon*

*more robots charge at other kitsune*

[TalHex]

yes, i know you are nowhere near me, thats why i made this invention, its called a rock, we throw them at people who are not near us, i call this type of fighting, 'ranged'

[Nitro Vordex]

*drinks a Sparkz*

Tact will never reopen the bar. That's okay though, got a six pack of these babies right here. :)

[Randomness]

I'm inside my lair.

*begins activating runes*

[SStrikerR]

*drinks a Sparkz*

Tact will never reopen the bar. That's okay though, got a six pack of these babies right here. :)Then why doesn't Tact leave it to someone else to deal with the bar?

[TalHex]

yup, and so am I *pelting randomness with more rocks* I'm in ur lairz, throwing ur rockz!

[Randomness]

*laughs, and triggers a lesser binding circle underneath Talon*

*continues activating runes on main binding circle*

[TalHex]

anti-magic pendant dude, *takes a pendant out* get one, they are very useful

[Randomness]

They would be, if I was casting ON you.

The circle is a magic-isolation barrier. Magic can't cross it. Nor can magical beings.

[TalHex]

hmph! *sits down cross legged and waits, takes out a pad of paper and begins writing* would you like to hear a poem or two while we wait? I've got some lovely ones in here that where written by the local goth and emo kids

[Randomness]

Oh, we wont be waiting that long.

*puts a display of two seven-tails arguing over who betrayed the ceremony*

Any moment now.

[TalHex]

you know that the only thing this will result in is getting Inari extremely pissed off right? oh well *begins writing out funeral instructions, and filling out an application for reincarnation* I've got a few spares if you want one

[Randomness]

*seven-tails start attackign each other all out*

Time.

*puts on welding mask, looks away from circle, throws a cliche'd large power switch*

Game over.

*kitsune appear in the middle of a massive room, then everything goes white*

[TalHex]

*yawning* hmm... maybe i'll being a demon of hell next time, i hear Hades is offering some great benefits. You know you might want to learn a little bit more about kitsune if you want them to fight, we prefer stealthy kills and poisonings, going chuck norris on each other just isn't our style.

[Randomness]

I find that trickery changes to open aggression in the presence of certain chemicals.

In any case...

*light subsides, revealing two kitsune completely paralyzed inside a 13-stage circle of binding*

Done.

[CrimsomWolf]

"Ancient magicks bound my call
In void envelop all!

*Summons Void spell - creates ball of void. Nuff said.*

Party's over.

[Randomness]

What void? I have all kinds of shielding on my lair.

[CrimsomWolf]

The Void.

I don't really know.

It's just a black ball, that sucks indiscriminately everything besides the caster.

[TalHex]

Void - the absence of all, traditionally the magic can be used even when its element isn't present, its sort of like the opposite of magic. usually there is a health cost with it, but there are some items that nullify that cost. It can mimic all magic in a twisted and corrupted form, and the only sheilding is another kind of void magic... its also rather icky

[CrimsomWolf]

Oh, I do get health cost - because ever evil warlock-villain needs to be a bit sickly (and have awesome fan).

But spells awesome.

It's actually from The Last Remnant. It nearly kills all your characters in cut scene, if not for fact that some girl interrupted the casting.

[Randomness]

Basically a black hole then?

[CrimsomWolf]

Sort of.

[TalHex]

except more, its basically the anti-element. (I got it from sovereign stone trilogy)

[Randomness]

Well, considering my lair is basically a pocket dimension...

I'm not too worried.

There's also another magic circle around it, to cancel out any magic directed against it. Anti-magic though... its iffy.

Now... what do I want to do with these two?

[TalHex]

*filing down nails* why are you asking me? I'm stuck in this dumb magic circle, its not like i can just suddenly go WOOOOSH! and rescue them you know... *poking at the rune circle resent fully* do you have a satisfaction survey? cuz i'm very dissatisfied with the way this rune circle works... its suppose to fail so the demon inside can get break through like its paper and get to the mortal on the other side...

[Randomness]

That's when amateurs make them.

In any case... I have decided what to do.

*large machinery drops down from ceiling over paralyzed kitsunes, lots of light, noise, some yelps, etc.*

[TalHex]

thats the thing about kitsune, there is always a set number. *continues filing nails* it was dictated by Inari that there would only be a set number of kitsune in existence at once, i can't remember if that only applies to kitsune or general or just the ones who are loyal to Inari... anyways every time you murder one they just are reborn... call it a safety feature to make sure we don't end up like humans...

so can I get a soda or something while I wait?

[Randomness]

*light fades, circle is empty*

Yeah, sure.

*tosses Talon a soda*

Feel free to leave whenever.

[TalHex]

*catches the soda* thanks, oh btw thanks for taking care of those guys, occasionally they live too long and act like they got a stick up their ass with all their all might talk... *leaves*

[Randomness]

Heheheh.

Who said they died?

I suspect that they'll be quite weak for a while until they recover though.