Hey, Sorry I've Been Gone...

[Tact]

I haven't left you all, and I'm not dead. I had a lot of work to do over the winter holiday. That, family visits, Persona 4, and Wrath of the Lich King have all kept me from posting here for a while.

I'm back now, so... :wacko:

[Dhylec]

joo'r away?

[SStrikerR]

Yeah really, what's with all these people announcing their returns when we didn't even know they left? 'Cept Tal, we missed him.

[Lance813]

Welcome Back! I notice you weren't posting around as much.

[TalHex]

was wondering what happened to ya

[Tact]

Welcome Back! I notice you weren't posting around as much.

Yay, somebody noticed. *clap clap clap*

You get some claps. :wacko:

[Lance813]

Yay, claps!

[SStrikerR]

I noticed too, but I figured you just didn't feel like posting. SDOUFS

[TalHex]

Slightly Damned Of Untopic Frogs and Stuff?

[Lance813]

Silly Dogs Of Uganda Fornicate and STDs?

[SStrikerR]

Sick Dads of Uruguay Fly and Spike.

[Nai_Calus]

You get the Clap. :wacko:

http://www.iankunx.net/wackove.gif

[Lance813]

It hurts when I pee. :disapprove:

[Nai_Calus]

Should've gone with a different hooker.

[Ranmaru]

Didn't know you left. Welcome backe :3

[TheOneHero]

Hrigg came back, and he was like, "Dude, I want a zombie game."

[Tact]

Hrigg came back, and he was like, "Dude, I want a zombie game."

Ha...ha...ha. Ha. Hehe.

Yeah, running that was kind of annoying. I would have to come up with a new scenario and a new plot twist at the end, and... *rambles on and on about how he/she doesn't want to make a new zombie game*

[TheOneHero]

Running zombies!

(Don't know if you saw, but lots of people agreed it'd be cool.) ;o

[TalHex]

hmmm... oh i know! we could do a post-life one where we all die and go to hell (real hell not FKHELL) and we have to escape.

[TheOneHero]

Quick Tact! Research Dante's journey!

[TalHex]

I have a book on demonology! i can provide you with demons!

[Tact]

Quick Tact! Research Dante's journey!

Yes, you guys have to get out of Cocytus. If you manage to get out of the frozen lake and past the chained-up Satan, then you have to go through Malebolge and the rest of the nine layers.

[TalHex]

it would be interesting, and fun

[Moo2u]

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[Vanzazikon]

That cat has a staring problem.

[Tact]

The cat is practicing because he wants to outdo the dramatic gerbil/hamster.

[Lance813]

The cat is practicing because he wants to outdo the dramatic gerbil/hamster/gopher.

Fix'd

[Randomness]

Yes, you guys have to get out of Cocytus. If you manage to get out of the frozen lake and past the chained-up Satan, then you have to go through Malebolge and the rest of the nine layers.

The other way might be safer.

[TalHex]

the only problem with copying dante's quest is it doesn't leave room for all those horrible yet awesome punishments and insanities that FKL is known for... for instance, being forced between listening to an amateur play violin or listening to an emo's poem

[Tact]

the only problem with copying dante's quest is it doesn't leave room for all those horrible yet awesome punishments and insanities that FKL is known for... for instance, being forced between listening to an amateur play violin or listening to an emo's poem

...Or being Falcon Punched by an old man on a bridge... :wacko:

[TalHex]

or being objectionated off the FKL office building by de rol lee?

[Tact]

Nope, he was going for an aerial attack and was Objectioned. He flew back into a row of seats and then almost got lasered by the Barba Ray.

[TheOneHero]

Or being eaten by KaFKa...

[TalHex]

Nope, he was going for an aerial attack and was Objectioned. He flew back into a row of seats and then almost got lasered by the Barba Ray.

i'd like to correct that by saying i did get lasered...

[Randomness]

*remembers Spread Needling Barba Ray in the first game*

[TalHex]

I loved those games... they were a lot of fun

[Ranmaru]

How about getting killed by the debris Dal rol li cause to fall on me ;-;

[Ranmaru]

SINCE YOUVE BEEN GONE

[TalHex]

i've never been hit by that :wacko: stand on one of the corners of the raft and it will miss you ever single time

[Nitro Vordex]

False. I've stood on the corner and got decked.

[Tact]

False. I've stood on the corner and got decked.

Well, then, you must have picked the wrong corner. :wacko:

[Ranmaru]

I was in the corner somehow sometimes the debris hits me gah.

I support nitro with this. I was on the VERY FUCKING CORNER and got KO'D. WTF

[TalHex]

WTF indeed... that has never happened... I'd say stand at the back of the raft but the back looks exactly the same as the front

[Ranmaru]

I always go in the front to the left.

[Randomness]

I just try to dodge normally.

Thats the one thing I'd like the PSU region for. Move raft away from rcok.

[TalHex]

ugh i hated the psu version of that battle, moving the raft is for wimps!

[Hrigg]

Hi Tact! :O

[Larian]

Doesn't Barba Ray have a moving raft as well???

[Kard]

:wacko:

[CrimsomWolf]

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[Tact]

Doesn't Barba Ray have a moving raft as well???

Yes, it does. The Barba Ray battle is a little more visually-appealing, though.

[Ranmaru]

ARGH DEBRIS I HATE YOU.

[Meyfei]

I haven't left you all, and I'm not dead. I had a lot of work to do over the winter holiday. That, family visits, Persona 4, and Wrath of the Lich King have all kept me from posting here for a while.

I'm back now, so... :wacko:

:( lv80 got boring already?

[Tact]

:( lv80 got boring already?

Sadly, it sort of has. The daily quests are spread out all over Northrend, and the biggest concentration of them (Icecrown, arguably) has the most annoying quests to do. I haven't gotten into the Sholazar Basin ones. Maybe I should try those for money.

Leveling up my professions has gotten really freaking hard. In Burning Crusade, just about every level 70 monster could drop two or three Netherweave per kill. In Wrath of the Lich King, you either get no Frostweave (half of the time), 1-2 Frostweave (48% of the time), or anywhere from 4-7 Frostweave (2% of the time). I need 15 Frostweave Cloth just to make a single Bolt of Imbued Netherweave, and I then need at least six of those to make anything that can raise my skill. That means I need at least 90 Frostweave to get anything good, not to mention all of the Infinite Dust that I can only get from rare items. (They seem to drop more often in dungeons, but then I only have a 1/5 chance of winning them...)

Enchanting is also a bitch to level up. I need those aforementioned rare items to get any materials for Enchanting, and then I need a ton of Dust and a ton of Cosmic Essences (obtained from these rare items) in order to do anything with them.

It's hard to get money, it's hard to raise my professions, and to top it all off, my guild is starting to do 25-man raids that I don't have the gear for doing. These raids are on Saturday nights, the only nights when I can raid. If I attempt these raids, I'll probably bring the rest of the guild down with my bad damage output.

There you have it. I'm basically stuck with nothing to do that won't require at least five straight hours of work. I'm more of a casual gamer...I can't do this all the time.

[TheOneHero]

Tell your Guild to get better to make up for you so you can get stuff.

That's my biggest problem with WoW, it seems if you aren't 1337, you shouldn't play much of the game. >_>;

[Tact]

Tell your Guild to get better to make up for you so you can get stuff.


Are you kidding? I can't hold a bunch of people back just because I'm not doing as well as they are.

[TheOneHero]

So you have to lose out? That's not right. =/

Catch 22, I hate thee!

[Tact]

So you have to lose out? That's not right. =/

Catch 22, I hate thee!

Would you rather let 24 other people get better gear, or have them all wait because one person doesn't compare to the rest of them? It's a bigger net gain if you let them go ahead to the higher-end content.

[TheOneHero]

But you don't get better gear! It seems you only get it if you raid, but you don't have the gear to raid.

The only way to get ahead it seems, is take you through. >_>

[Tact]

But you don't get better gear! It seems you only get it if you raid, but you don't have the gear to raid.

The only way to get ahead it seems, is take you through. >_>

Oh, no, I do 10-man raids. Each level 80 raid has a 10-man (normal) and 25-man (Heroic) version. The Heroic versions are harder, but they will give out better loot. My damage output is barely good enough for the normal versions, so there's no chance of me doing well in the Heroic raids.

[TheOneHero]

Ah, well that makes sense. >_>

[Tact]

Yeah, so...I would actually bring the guild down in the Heroic raids with my current damage output. I should just stick to Heroic dungeons for loot and equipment.

TOH, have you gotten your silly Battle Chest yet?

[TheOneHero]

No! ;-;

Blizzard is being dumb.

[Tact]

Well, tell them to stop being dumb or you'll run a 25-man raid on their building. :wacko:

[TheOneHero]

I'd do it to! :wacko:

They said because of the holidays, things ordered from December 25th-January 5th wouldn't ship out till the 6th.

I ordered mine on December 27th. >_>; (Still hasn't shipped, but it's been processed and ready for shipment for over a week.)

Also, at the time, I didn't know about the holiday shipment thing. -_-

[Tact]

Well, get it shipped faster so we can play. I want to get rid of all this Netherweave.