The person above you... is trying to kill you.

[Randomness]

I'd considered doing this where you attack the guy above, but that would lead to hard feelings, and too many dead bodies. Instead, you defend against the guy above you and then prepare an attack for the next hapless poster.

*aims a pistol*

[TheOneHero]

I'm uh...I'm bullet proof.

[Firocket1690]

Feh. Randomness has no aim. I'm not worried.

*dons butterfly knife*

[Randomness]

*turns on the big magnet crane above Firocket*

*pulls out a rifle made of composites*

[Shadowpawn]

Seeing as though I'm a shadow, physical objects have no effect on me.

*drops a colony*

[Randomness]

*launches a colony*

*drops a big rock*

[Angry_Ryudo]

*Seeing a growing round shadow on my feet that sorrounds me, i look above my head and i see a falling rock*

*I run for my life like Indiana Jones up to a gap on the ground, where i crouch and the rock goes away.*

*I make it snow and the rock covers in snow (you know, like in cartoons :D)*

[TalHex]

*takes out umbrella*

*opens a gate to Hell*

[Randomness]

*pulls out a giant key and locks the door*

*throws a grenade*

[Shadowpawn]

*the grenade has no effect on non-corporal beings*

*attempts to run over the next poster in a Benz*

[Meyfei]

*Plays tales of symphonia and unleashes a 5000 hit combo in 1 hit >:O -which causes the world to end-*

*Laughs Miniacally*

[Vanzazikon]

*Sews Meyfei mouth shut*

*Readies a guillotine*

[Meyfei]

*Cries tears of acid and burns the Sewn strings*

*sets fire to the Guillotine, and runs off to find One Piece*

[TheOneHero]

*eats a taco*

[Shadowpawn]

*drinks a bottle of GOD*

*poisons the lake*

[Randomness]

*drops a unicorn horn into the lake*

*poisons the bread*

[TalHex]

*ignores the bread*

*throws curry at the next poster*

[Lance813]

*closes eyes, and shields face*

*Attempts to burn at the stake*

[TheOneHero]

*Shields with marshmallows*

*Drops in the center of the Atlantic Ocean*

[Meyfei]

*bakes a cake with Liquid explosive and serves it to the next unsuspecting poster*

*Sneezes in someone coffee, and adds more water :evil:*

[Randomness]

*throws explosive cake into the next poster's face*

[TalHex]

*arrests the cake for trying to explode without a warrant*

*hits the next poster with the bo staff of paku paku justice!*

[TheOneHero]

*Causes bo staff to splinter against granite body*

*Offers a deadly creampuff to next poster* It has gummies!

[SStrikerR]

*stuffs it back into TOH's mouth*
*locks the topic*

bwahahah

[Randomness]

*ignores wannabe mod*

*fires missile battery*

[Angry_Ryudo]

*puts a colony in the trajectory of the missiles* :D

Sets an army of 999 Lou units to kill next poster.

.....And then i get ninja'd by Randomness :/

[Lance813]

*Spreads the SEED-Virus sending the Lou bots against you.*

*Kicks in teeth.*

[SStrikerR]

*Takes out dentures*
*throws them at next poster*

[TalHex]

*deflects them with a rat flail*

*drops a PS3 on the next poster*

[Angry_Ryudo]

*A PS3 hit my head, but doesn't kill me, just a scratch*

*Divides next user by zero*

[SStrikerR]

*Divide by zero error*
*Sends a nuke to the next poster's location*
*It's homing*

(Yes I can do that. I'm an American!)

[Weeaboolits]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzgyfuqudoM

[Vanzazikon]

*IS invulnerable to bullets*

*Turns on chainsaw and runs berserk*

[Angry_Ryudo]

*Turns on another chainsaw and begins a 1-on-1 duel against Vanzazikon*

*Meanwhile throws sulfuric acid at next poster*