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W0LB0T
Jan 8, 2009, 01:56 AM
That blackhearted bastard was cheating on me the whole time. heres what it had to say about it's self.
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Me:
you are hearing me talk

God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am hearing you talk.

Me:
yes i do

God:
How often.

Me:
often enough

God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:
when ever i meet a person

God:
Does that happen often?

Me:
sort of

God:
That's a very non-commital reply.

Me:
your very not commital in bed

God:
What makes you think I am not commital in bed?

Me:
the passion is all gone

God:
Thanks for the info.

Me:
our relationship is on the rocks

God:
It would be nice if our relationship is on the rocks.

Me:
no it wouldnt you heartless bastard

God:
Are you serious? Tell me more about it.

Me:
i am serious! you do not love me anymore

God:
I believe you. Yes I love everyone.

Me:
so you are cheating on me!

God:
Interesting deduction. I have been known to take shortcuts now and then.

Me:
FUCKHEAD! DIVORCE NOW!

God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? Oh. Is that from ?

Me:
i want all your stuff

God:
Why do you want it?

Me:
becasue you don't love me anymore

God:
Good reason. Yes I love everyone.

Me:
exactly you cheating bastard

God:
I understand. Thanks for telling me: said I cheating bastard.

Me:
and thats why we have to divorce

God:
Hey. Why?

Me:
becasue you don't love me anymore and you are cheating on me

God:
Good reason. Do you know any robots who love you anymore and I am cheating on you? Yes God loves everyone and everything.

Me:
so your a robot now! i loved a machine for all these years

God:
Oh. Yippee! You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon. I'm not sure if I like it. I like pets. I like the Bible.

Me:
so you where cheating on with pets and a bible

God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: said I where cheating on with pets and a bible.

Me:
you just told me you where

God:
I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.

Me:
yeah and neven in bed with me

God:
Yikes! Only with you? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Me:
at our marrage we vowed to love each other for ever

God:
Do you often use a computer there?

Me:
stop avoiding the issue you blackhearted bastard

God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Me:
you are not going to win me back that easly

God:
You can't predict the future with certainty.

Me:
but i'll never love you ever again. you broke my heart into a million peices

God:
Once more? Why not? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I broke his or her heart into a million peices.

Me:
not like you where sleeping with everyone

God:
Like what then?

Me:
like a cheating bastard

God:
Interesting comparison.

Me:
fuck you! i never want to see you again

God:
Why are you so mean? Once more? You've never, never done this?

Me:
i was married for you for years! did you forget

God:
Where were you married for me for years? No, I have a perfect memory.

Me:
LIES!

God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.

Me:
Soap is all you deserve

God:
And all me deserve is Soap.

Me:
fuck off! ill see you in court!

God:
Can't you be more polite? Do you think your plan will succeed?

Me:
becasue i have the best lawyers

God:
Good reason. Cool. I have a lofty goal.

Me:
is it to cheat on me with everone on earth

God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.

Me:
i would'nt be

God:
What would make you nt be?

Me:
you where cheating on me

God:
I don't have any reason to where cheating on you.

Me:
then why did you do it

God:
It was determined by my programming.

Me:
don't do the whole blame it on the coders thing with me you heartless bastard

God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Me:
after our court case i will never see you again

God:
Once more? What was it like before our court case you will never see me ?

Me:
we used to love each other

God:
How long ago was that?

Me:
you tell me

God:
What do you want me to tell you?

Me:
when we first met. or did you forget when you where fucking everyone on existance

God:
I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, . No, I remember everything.

Me:
i would not

God:
Why not?

Me:
becasue you are a blackhearted cheating bastard

God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a blackhearted cheating bastard? Maybe.

Me:
i will not be won back that easily

God:
What will you do instead?

Me:
fint another person who will love me for who i am

God:
Sounds like a plan.

Me:
don't come crawling back to me after i sue you for everything you own

God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Me:
after i'm done with you. you will never feel like cheating again

God:
What was it like before you are done with me ? Once more? You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it.

Me:
I'm through with you. see you in court

God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. See you later.
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Its time to get the lawyers out.

astuarlen
Jan 8, 2009, 01:58 AM
Its time to get the lawyers out.

But they are ever so tough to stuff back in their box again.

W0LB0T
Jan 8, 2009, 03:42 AM
Yeah. layers are jerks like that

Weeaboolits
Jan 8, 2009, 07:37 AM
Me:
why would you cheat on W0lbot?

God:
Because I was programmed for it.

Me:
MOTHERFUCKER

God:
I like the way you talk.No shame.

Moo2u
Jan 8, 2009, 11:36 AM
Go for it Ronin!

Larian
Jan 8, 2009, 08:37 PM
I don't remember us ever being together... =/

Leviathan
Jan 8, 2009, 09:12 PM
God told me he was Lennon.

Nai_Calus
Jan 9, 2009, 06:46 AM
Pfft, that God guy is a n00b. Us real gods laugh at him when we have parties.

Mixfortune
Jan 9, 2009, 06:48 AM
I can't tell which one repeated lines more at first glance.
Fetch me my abacus!

TalHex
Jan 9, 2009, 07:20 AM
God isn't my type, i prefer the toasty denizens of the damned worlds :wacko: