Tingles Headache counter!

[Sayara]

As of today, Tingle has a successrate of NOT having a headache is

3/13. A 23% chance.




that is all.

[Larian]

Uhhh...Congrats? =D

[W0LB0T]

I think ill visit, and bring along some airhorns, gongs and mallets

[Sayara]

Sunabitch!

[Tessu]

Sunabitch!

Son of a bitch!

[Sayara]

4/14! 28% success rate!

[Sayara]

Cant win em all i guess!
5/16
31%

[Sayara]

6/19

Under 33% again.

[Sayara]

7/21

maybe 8/22 i dunno.

[Shadowpawn]

http://ps3media.ign.com/ps3/image/article/821/821361/metal-gear-solid-4-guns-of-the-patriots--20070920004511660.jpg





Sunabitch!
Son of a bitch!

MARDE DOS DIOS!

[Outrider]

MARDE DOS DIOS!

Ok, I've seen this a few times now, so just to clear things up:

Madre de dios =/= Son of a bitch

And I'm fairly sure that "marde dos dios" doesn't mean anything at all.

[Sayara]

MOTHER OF GOD.

[HUnewearl_Meira]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs

[Shadowpawn]

Ok, I've seen this a few times now, so just to clear things up:

Madre de dios =/= Son of a bitch

And I'm fairly sure that "marde dos dios" doesn't mean anything at all.

I know that. That's what makes it funny. It comes from a youtube video where Rex brust through a wall with three characters saying the previously mentioned quotes. I forgot the name of the series but AlexCraig posted a video of it once. And I meant to put de instead of dos there; after all, "mother, two gods" does not sound right.

[Outrider]

I know that. That's what makes it funny. It comes from a youtube video where Rex brust through a wall with three characters saying the previously mentioned quotes. I forgot the name of the series but AlexCraig posted a video of it once. And I meant to put de instead of dos there; after all, "mother, two gods" does not sound right.

Well, technically "marde two gods" since you had a typo, but yes, just to make sure we're on the same page.

Phew.

[Nitro Vordex]

Are you guys SERIOUSLY correcting Spanish when none of us speak it correctly anyway?

[Sayara]

needs more jajaja then
8/22

but i predict 8/23

[Tessu]

<3 Shadowpan.

[Rasputin]

I thought it would just be a picture of a giant pile of miscellaneous drugs

[Sayara]

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v157/129/48/624145480/n624145480_1827982_6588.jpg

Well plus Advil too.

[Outrider]

Are you guys SERIOUSLY correcting Spanish when none of us speak it correctly anyway?

Is speaking Spanish really that bizarre?

You should come to New York, my friend. We have LOTS of languages.

[Sayara]

8/23.

[Weeaboolits]

Are you guys SERIOUSLY correcting Spanish when none of us speak it correctly anyway?Eres una cresa.

[Sayara]

9/24.

[Sayara]

14/31!

[Firocket1690]

... how does Tingle calculate his headache success rate anyway? o.O

[Sayara]

X/Y

X=days i do NOT have a headache.
Y= days of the year thusfar.

[Boogie Troll]

I doubt you'll keep this thread alive the whole year.

[Sayara]

Im sure i won't.

Im going to try though.

[Sayara]

16/34

[Outrider]

Have you considered going to the doctor?

[Tessu]

Have you considered going to the doctor?

Best-case scenario:

"Hey doctor, I have a headache."
"Cool, here's some morphine."

[Outrider]

Best-case scenario:

"Hey doctor, I have a headache."
"Cool, here's some morphine."

Worst-case scenario:

"Hey doctor, I have a headache."
"OH MY GOD I'M ON FIRE WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING IT BURNS."

[Tessu]

When those two lines are swapped (and doctor changed to, like, your name) it becomes even better.

[Sayara]

Best case scenerio.

Its actually amatter of my teeth being dislocated and everytime i get aggrivated i clench and grind my teeth together, the fact they're dislocated causes the nerves to hurt. Itd cost me tons of $ to repair. One dentist even suggested jaw surgery. I said fuck that. I cant afford that.

I'd rather a headache then tons of bills and the possibility of not being able to eat properly for some long time

[Outrider]

Best case scenerio.

Its actually amatter of my teeth being dislocated and everytime i get aggrivated i clench and grind my teeth together, the fact they're dislocated causes the nerves to hurt. Itd cost me tons of $ to repair. One dentist even suggested jaw surgery. I said fuck that. I cant afford that.

I'd rather a headache then tons of bills and the possibility of not being able to eat properly for some long time

I was more concerned that it might be some sort of neurological problem or something along those lines.

Still, maybe some day?

[Sayara]

I am neurologically overtense.

Thats about it, as far as i know.

[FOAtHeart]

you might consider alexander technique (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Technique)

[Sayara]

20/40.

I dont do techniques based on peoples name so simply.

(til they make a Zeidi technique that is..)

[Sayara]

30/60

[astuarlen]

you might consider alexander technique (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Technique)

Fucking adbots--oh, HAY FO

[Nitro Vordex]

This is the first time that I realized that FO At Heart was read as that.

I kept reading it as FoatHeart. ._.

[Sayara]

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/2955/heeheecw2.jpg

[Sayara]

Headache-less days 49/97

[Rasputin]

And the ducks are still fucked.

[astuarlen]

How are the geese? Are they cooked yet?

[Sayara]

not yet

[Larian]

My head hurts right now if it makes you feel any better!? =D

[Sayara]

50/101

(it doesn't)