With this rampant chaos:Your reality [Archive]

ShinMaruku

Jan 17, 2009, 10:41 PM

http://www.admin.uio.no/fa/felles/countries/africa/images/Africa%20Satellite%20small.jpg
Why is Africa so fucked up ye say?

Tis the cradle of humanity.

Sins of the father you may say.

Randomness

Jan 17, 2009, 10:50 PM

Its official, Shin is a clueless witch. (Sorry, cradle of humanity is the Fertile Crescent. You know, Tigris and Euphrates? Middle East? As in, not Africa?)

*drops a 100-ton weight on Shin for failing the mandatory end-of-game quiz*

Wacko cookies for anyone who got that

ShinMaruku

Jan 17, 2009, 10:57 PM

Fertile Crescent may be the cradle of civilization but Africa is where humans originated and the fertile cresent is fucked up too. XD

Blood and iron that's how we do.

Randomness

Jan 17, 2009, 11:04 PM

Yeah. Um... There's no evidence for it being strictly Africa.

*Drops Shin into the secret fiery lava world of instant death*

You do NOT want to fail another quiz.

ShinMaruku

Jan 17, 2009, 11:12 PM

Homo sapiens idaltu says hi.
And don't let me bring up mitochondria eve please... Point still stands placers that nurtured humanity are cursed and are fucked up.

Randomness

Jan 17, 2009, 11:50 PM

Congrats. You just deemed Terra to be damned.

Zarode

Jan 18, 2009, 12:15 AM

Just like Spain, Africa too has ZOMBIES.

Thus, they are the cradle of DEATH. :disapprove: So is Mid-Western America, and where ever Code Veronica was.

ShinMaruku

Jan 18, 2009, 12:50 AM

Capcom owes me money

Dre_o

Jan 18, 2009, 02:33 AM

Banjo-Kazooie references are banned.

EDIT: And yes, primeval life as we can see it did come out of Africa originally. Nomads, but still.

Nitro Vordex

Jan 18, 2009, 02:42 AM

EDIT: And yes, primeval life as we can see it did come out of Africa originally. Nomads, but still.
Apparenty, they are still there too.

Lance813

Jan 18, 2009, 03:42 AM

Apparenty, they are still there and haven't adapted to their local surroundings yet.

FOCL.

Shadowpawn

Jan 18, 2009, 12:52 PM

Just like Spain, Africa too has ZOMBIES.

Thus, they are the cradle of DEATH. :disapprove: So is Mid-Western America, and where ever Code Veronica was.

Code Veronica took place on a island just north of Western Europe.

ShinMaruku

Jan 18, 2009, 02:08 PM

Code Veronica took place on a island just north of Western Europe.
Actually it's around south America.

CrimsomWolf

Jan 18, 2009, 02:40 PM

http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr261/TheQ651/Eldar_Motivational_Poster_2_by_T_H_.jpg

ShinMaruku

Jan 18, 2009, 03:41 PM

That's why you purify them with the emperor's fury.

CrimsomWolf

Jan 18, 2009, 03:49 PM

Other than that I sympathize with Eldars, I prefer Tzeentch's murder pigeons.

http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr261/TheQ651/motivator3139644.jpg

ShinMaruku

Jan 19, 2009, 01:39 PM

Rampant chaos.
I'd light his pigeons with my flamer.

CrimsomWolf

Jan 19, 2009, 01:49 PM

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn225/dameongreen/Thousand%20Sons/DSCN0054.jpg

Did you think that pigeons are the only thing I planned?

ShinMaruku

Jan 20, 2009, 07:52 PM

http://www.noodle.loveaduck.net/USERIMAGES/Salamanders%203000pts%202%7Bweb%7D.jpg

astuarlen

Jan 20, 2009, 08:39 PM

:E

:E

XD:E

:E

:E

:E

ZOMBI:ES.
D:EATH

:E

:EDIT

:E

FOCL.

:E

:E

:E

:E

:E

I'd light his pigeons with my flamer.
That's what she said.

:E

:E

CrimsomWolf

Jan 21, 2009, 02:33 AM

Best thread recording I've seen in ages.

You get a (woe/wacko) cookie.

ShinMaruku

Jan 21, 2009, 09:51 PM

I have claimed you all :E

Shadowpawn

Jan 21, 2009, 10:15 PM

Actually it's around south America.

Really now? I must be getting senile in my old age.

ShinMaruku

Jan 21, 2009, 10:19 PM

http://dawnofwar2.com/media/downloads/wallpapers/2/2_1280X800.jpg
Bow down!

Randomness

Jan 22, 2009, 12:40 AM

*cheats*

http://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/daily/stf/stf22_progenitus.jpg

Your army loses.

ShinMaruku

Jan 22, 2009, 03:11 AM

My army destroys souls.

CrimsomWolf

Jan 22, 2009, 03:20 AM

Providing that your enemy has a soul

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj80/Imrix/art-01.jpg

Because, I think that Necrons would disagree.

ShinMaruku

Jan 22, 2009, 04:20 PM

They have souls, just bound to their bodies. :E

Vanzazikon

Jan 22, 2009, 04:24 PM

I has no soul. Wanna Fight? :wacko:

TalHex

Jan 22, 2009, 04:24 PM

http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/2h/images.gamezone.com/screens/26/3/24/s26324_pc_78.jpg

I win, golems, pure puppets, and they have 75% magical resistance

ShinMaruku

Jan 22, 2009, 04:25 PM

They don't use magic >_>

CrimsomWolf

Jan 22, 2009, 05:02 PM

They have souls, just bound to their bodies. :E

http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr261/TheQ651/motivator5120659.jpg

They're called soulless for a reason y'know.
The same for which they don't employ any warp-based technology.
Not even for FTL travel.

ShinMaruku

Jan 22, 2009, 07:19 PM

Inertialess drives FTW

Randomness

Jan 23, 2009, 01:00 PM

*cheats*

http://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/daily/stf/stf22_progenitus.jpg

Your army loses.

No, seriously, your army loses.

This bad boy is invincible. Literally. In fact, its so invincible that you can't even aim at it, much less hurt it.

Vanzazikon

Jan 23, 2009, 04:17 PM

Damn Elitist Pigs.

TalHex

Jan 23, 2009, 04:26 PM

No, seriously, your army loses.

This bad boy is invincible. Literally. In fact, its so invincible that you can't even aim at it, much less hurt it.

I've killed one before, they are actually quite weak, now the ones you have to worry about are black dragons, those are a pain in the ass to kill

Randomness

Jan 23, 2009, 04:31 PM

Talon, that's a hydra, for starters.

Secondly, it vs. TOH, I'd give it 50/50 odds. (Its basically a god... for an entire dimension)

Vanzazikon

Jan 23, 2009, 04:38 PM

I think I've seen it before somewhere...

Oh yeah, here it is:

[spoiler-box]http://www.yugioh-cards.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/promo/huge/SD09-ENSS1.jpg[/spoiler-box]

Randomness

Jan 23, 2009, 04:44 PM

*bzzt!*

Wrong answer!

[spoiler-box]http://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/tcg/products/conflux/i5h6maq7x_EN.jpg[/spoiler-box]

CrimsomWolf

Jan 23, 2009, 05:46 PM

Actually it's hydra.

Therefore you'll need a lot of:

*Promethium (Warhammer 40k napalm only more powerful)
*Swords, spears, knives etc, - whatever can chop off the heads.
*Lots of antidotes against venom.
*Bandages

Lance813

Jan 23, 2009, 06:25 PM

:wacko:

^ The only thing that can kill hydras. to an extent...

Randomness

Jan 23, 2009, 06:57 PM

Actually, you can't hurt it with anything. At all.

Lance813

Jan 23, 2009, 07:32 PM

You can..

But three moar heads grow in the last ones place...

Weeaboolits

Jan 23, 2009, 09:04 PM

Depends on who you ask, you either just have to not cut its heads off in favor of an alternative method of destruction (or simply cauterize after cutting to prevent them from regenerating), or you can kill all but the ninth head (the ninth being immortal; according to at least one version it can even be removed entirely, and a severed head isn't much more useful than a dead hydra, especially if cauterization can act as a preventative measure for its regenerative abilities).

Either way it can be hurt, but not necessarily killed depending on which version you like, but certainly incapacitated.

Also, looking back at your previously ignored spoiler-box, if you're resorting to pulling half-assed, invincible, mythological beast rip-off monsters from TCGs to win forum roleplay fights, you should stop and consider that you're being a maggot.

Also, hydra regrows two heads for every one severed, not three.

Lance813

Jan 23, 2009, 10:37 PM

Was it two? Damn, its been a while.

Randomness

Jan 23, 2009, 11:32 PM

No, as in, this particular beast is literally immortal. NOTHING can hurt it.

Best you can do is put it to sleep. Or move it somewhere else. Its absolutely, completely, immortal.

Weeaboolits

Jan 23, 2009, 11:37 PM

Maggot.

TalHex

Jan 23, 2009, 11:48 PM

yes random, I am quite aware that it is in fact a hydra, and there is always a way to destroy it, the fact that it hasn't been destroyed yet simply means that the weak point has yet to be found, not that there isn't one, even gods themselves can be destroyed

Randomness

Jan 24, 2009, 01:39 AM

We're talking the incarnation of a whole dimension.

There's a difference between killing it and dealing with it.

TalHex

Jan 24, 2009, 11:15 AM

Maggot, I never said kill, I said destroy, there is always a weak point

CrimsomWolf

Jan 24, 2009, 12:04 PM

Cause quantum disturbance in fabric of existence of that dimension.
In short, annihilate entire dimension.

No dimension = No problem.

Nitro Vordex

Jan 24, 2009, 12:45 PM

No matter how smart all of you are trying to look(besides Ronin), you still look like idiots.

Also, only maggots and nurds use summons to win battles.

Nitro Vordex

Jan 24, 2009, 12:50 PM

Actually, you can't hurt it with anything. At all.
It said protect, not impervious.

Nitro Vordex

Jan 24, 2009, 12:51 PM

Damn elitist pigs.

Tessu

Jan 24, 2009, 12:51 PM

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Nitro Vordex

Jan 24, 2009, 12:52 PM

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2128/ragescreenny7.jpg

Randomness

Jan 24, 2009, 01:06 PM

It said protect, not impervious.

Protection from everything means nothing can damage it, target it, or block it.

That seems rather like impervious to me.

Vanzazikon

Jan 24, 2009, 01:20 PM

CrimsomWolf

Jan 24, 2009, 01:29 PM

No matter how smart all of you are trying to look(besides Ronin), you still look like idiots.

Also, only maggots and nurds use summons to win battles.

Nitro: And then I summ...wait, why are you laughing? I have just beaten you!
Randomness: Did you? Look at what have you become.
Nitro (with sudden realization): Oh, God NOOOOO!!!!!!
Randomness: That's right YOURE ONE OF US NOW! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Nitro Vordex

Jan 24, 2009, 01:32 PM

Protection from everything means nothing can damage it, target it, or block it.

That seems rather like impervious to me.
Oh well, let me point this out really fast.

if you're resorting to pulling half-assed, invincible, mythological beast rip-off monsters from TCGs to win forum roleplay fights, you should stop and consider that you're being a maggot.

Also, it doesn't harm me because I deny it's existence.

CrimsomWolf

Jan 24, 2009, 01:36 PM

Also, it doesn't harm me because I deny it's existence.

I don't think it's real, therefore it doesn't exist?

Awesome point for philosophy classes.
Ever thought of becoming a teacher?

Randomness

Jan 24, 2009, 03:08 PM

Also, looking back at your previously ignored spoiler-box, if you're resorting to pulling half-assed, invincible, mythological beast rip-off monsters from TCGs to win forum roleplay fights, you should stop and consider that you're being a maggot.

Its a Shin thread. Normal rules dont apply >.>

Nitro Vordex

Jan 24, 2009, 05:35 PM

I don't think it's real, therefore it doesn't exist?

Awesome point for philosophy classes.
Ever thought of becoming a teacher?
Talk to Randomness, he started that and we poke fun at him for it picked up on it.

Solstis

Jan 24, 2009, 11:39 PM

I don't think it's real, therefore it doesn't exist?

Awesome point for philosophy classes.
Ever thought of becoming a teacher?

Reality and existence are two separate concepts.

If you trust Plato, that is.