Something is Wrong.

[Leviathan]

Something in my leg feels lik it's being stretched vertically.
My stomach feels like a salmon is swimming upstream in it.
My head has a headache.

[SpikeOtacon]

Usually you don't eat the fish whole, unless it's a goldfish cracker.

[Leviathan]

I actually had some of those a few minutes ago.

[SpikeOtacon]

Then we're gonna have to count on a sci-fi romance action buddy flick to save the day!

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/558/innerspacever5ve9.jpg

[Shadowpawn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HjDfELonTU&feature=related

[Tact]

It's all Somari's fault! :disapprove:

Levi, stop playing Somari and you'll be fine.

[W0LB0T]

Something in my leg feels lik it's being stretched vertically.
My stomach feels like a salmon is swimming upstream in it.
My head has a headache.


I think you need to be put down.

[TheOneHero]

Something in my leg feels lik it's being stretched vertically.
My stomach feels like a salmon is swimming upstream in it.
My head has a headache.



1. Don't stand for long periods of time without moving. Keep your knees slightly bent.
2. Um...not...not gonna touch that one.
3. There are dozens of reasons for headaches. Here's a few:

-congestion:
-jaw problems
-back problems
-ear infection
-being too close/around a tv/computer for extended periods of time

Got out, get fresh air, drink lots of water, and do NOT use Q-tips for inner ear cleaning.

[Tact]

I don't think we can just "put down" another person like that. You know about those euthanasia laws.

[W0LB0T]

But TOH puts people down all the time

[Tact]

Well, he does that against their will. Of course, there are still laws against it, but for some reason it doesn't seem as bad as euthanasia. :wacko:

[Leviathan]

My headaches came from the weather going from 70 to 30 in a week.

It only makes sense.

[Tact]

Oh, yes, a temperature decrease of forty degrees will do that. I assume it's Fahrenheit and not Celsius.

[Leviathan]

Fahrenheit.

[Tact]

Considering the fact that 70 degrees Celsius would be way above 100 degrees Fahrenheit, it's not surprising that we're using Fahrenheit temperatures. :wacko:

[Sayara]

Dear Daughter.

As your mother i feel that you should not try to take up in my cliche of pain and headaches. If you wish for a comprimise see me.

With love
Grandma

[TheOneHero]

But TOH puts people down all the time

No, no, I put them in their place.

[W0LB0T]

So thats what you call it now.
Adelaide the Murder putting people in their place capital of the world

[CrimsomWolf]

Take aspirin or other painkillers. Or stomach medicine if that annoys you more.
Drink lots of water.
Avoid rapid movement and loud sounds.

[Tact]

Avoid rapid movement and loud sounds.

I don't think it would be very easy to avoid the loud sounds if she uses Skype. :wacko:

[Sayara]

>> Skype
>> Noise

[W0LB0T]

Especially when I'm around.

*BANG* *BANG* *BOOM* *DO DO DO DOOOOO!!!*

[Leviathan]

You're never around.

[W0LB0T]

Oh but when i am...Ear bleed time.
That soundboard sure is awesome.

[Moo2u]

You live in upside down land where people put shoes on their hands and hamburgers eat people!

[CrimsomWolf]

Help line: Yes, how can we help you?

Levi: Well, I have this headache... and there's that stomach pain...

Help: Oh yeah, we get it a lot this time of the year... do you have Skype? Twitter? Salomon fishes nearby?

Levi:well...yes?

Help: No Skype. No Twitter. No God-dammned social websits. Salomon fishes... they have to go. Printer and radio too. Microwaves. Their waves can interfere with your brain and stomach. All this tuff needs to be trown out and burned. Now take load of pills. Drink lots of water. Don't eat anything other than bread. Occasionally butter. Lie down and sleep. No cookies or ice cream.

Sorry, couldn't resist.