FKL Boredom RolePlay: FKL's Treehouse

[Tact]

I got bored, so I decided to start another roleplay thread. This time, we all live in a house as usual. However, this house is in the middle of a large tree. :wacko:

[Randomness]

*claims the treetop*

[MetaZedlen]

"Huh, that's a BIG tree"

*walks over*
*knocks on door*

"Umm, hello?"

[Tact]

*walks over to the door on the ground floor, opens, and bows*

*needle dress clinks*

Hi there! Welcome to the FKL Treehouse.

[Larian]

-=After days of wandering about, his travels have brought him in front of a large tree. Looking up in amazement of the size, he notices that inside the foliage and branches is actually what appears to be a house.=-

"This is quite interesting indeed. Maybe I should look into this further."

-=And with those thoughts, he begins to start a long climb to the top of the tree where the house awaits.=-

[MetaZedlen]

"Hey there Tact! Didn't know this was your treehouse! Can I come- why is there somebody climbing up the tree?"

*pulls out shotgun*

*readied action for any action from Larian*

[Larian]

-=Continues climbing the great tree. But then, he notices a glint of light coming from closer by the house.=-

"That can't be the sun...There are way too many trees in the way. Could it be something reflecting off of the building? Or is it something pointed at me? Am I being watched?" He thought to himself.

-=Regardless he continues his clinb...but with a bit more caution.=-

[Tact]

It's not just my treehouse. It's all of FKL's. You're welcome here anytime!

*gleefully smiles*

[Leviathan]

<Floats up to the top of the house.>

"Hey there," piped Levi, "Can I stay here for a while I'm sick, I can cook food for you guys if need be."

[MetaZedlen]

Larian has made an action, I shall now proceed with my action repsonse.

*cocks shotgun*

"Hey Tact, did you see him *points to Larian* climbing up the tree?"

[Tact]

*steps outside and looks up at Larian* Hey! You know, there is a door down here! If you want to go in, you don't have to go through a window!

[MetaZedlen]

*puts shotgun up to shoulder-*

"wait, where is there a window in a tree?"

*takes 10 points of nonlethal damage because of too much thought*

[Randomness]

*pokes rifle out of the branches*

Now now, don't be so rude. (I love an excuse to attack)

[MetaZedlen]

*sees the rifle, picks up shotgun again*

"So, who are you pointing that at?"

[Randomness]

Nobody.

*pistol-whips Zedlen from behind*

Thats just tied to a branch.

[MetaZedlen]

*takes 4 more points of nonlethal damage*

"Oww, you know... my head already hurts from the, uhh... 'over'thinking I just did..."

*Walks into the treehouse and proceeds to transform into MetaZedlen*

[Randomness]

*rides the elevator back to the top*

[Larian]

-=Freezes at the voice telling him he is kinda dumb for climbing.=-

Wait...wha? Oh shi--

-=Finally reaches a branch only to realize the voice is right. There are no doors up here, only windows. Thankfully there is an open window conveniently placed in front of him. He climbs in=-

Now only if I can find my way back down to where everyone is...

[Randomness]

*wall opens up, revealing the elevator car, conveniently on Larian's floor*

[MetaZedlen]

*Sees Larian make his way in the window*

"Jump!!! I'll catch ya!"

[Larian]

-=Notices the elevator that appeared right in front of him=-

Hmmm...that is a bit too weird for me...I saw "Nothing But Trouble" and from that I don't think it would be in my best interest to trust that...Oh what's that...

-=Looks over to a sign that says "stairs" That is next to a door.=-

I think I'll try my luck here...

[Tact]

*sighs and sits down in the "Greeting Chair" again, waiting for the next person to come to the door*

*opens a GOD and takes a sip*

[Randomness]

*begins playing chess with self*

[MetaZedlen]

"Hmm..."

*pulls up a chair near Tact"

*So... yea... how goes things?*

reminder: I am now MetaZedlen for as long as I please :P

[Randomness]

*checkmates Black*

*MetaZedlen is sealed*

Sorry. Can't have that. We don't the place ruined.

[MetaZedlen]

*Casts Cryptic Command*

"I will counter your seal and... uhh... bounce Larian back up to the top of the tree."

"oh yea, what makes you think that I would ruin the place? I will be nice :D"

[Larian]

-=The decent is long...Sweat beads begin pouring down his face...The long climb up took it's toll on his body and is dulling his senses. Out of nowhere he suddenly finds himself flung upward with great force...Smashing through the wooden staircase. Pieces of wood begin to fly everywhere, splinters gorge themselves into his flesh.=-

"Yeaoch!!" He screams out in pain.

-=He is unable to slow himself down. Everything he tries to grab onto gets torn away and gashes into his hand. In a last effort to slow himself down he rips his scythe from its holder and slashes it into the wall. He begins taring at the wall with his blade to slow himself...It is futile. The pain in his hand becomes too much for him. He removes the scythe from the wall and switches hands, only to find himself flung clean out of the top of the building. He finally stops, but sadly, gravity sets in and he smashes down into the roof. He just lays there in pain.=-

[Randomness]

*cancels out Zedlen's spell with Last Word*

Sorry, that was rude.

[TalHex]

*sets up lawn chair on the front lawn and lays back, takes out PSP and put on head phones*

[MetaZedlen]

"Oh wait, I don't have any Cryptic Commands... DAMN!!!"

*Powers back down to normal Zedlen*

;_;

[Randomness]

Now maybe we can have some peace.

[MetaZedlen]

*Walks outside in a fit of... not-happiness...*

[Larian]

-=Sits up only to realize that he is in the stairwell where he was before being flung upward. He also realizes that everything is as it was before the incident. He is also in good condition.=-

What the...Was I having a vision...Or was it those leftovers I ate today? My head does feel really fuzzy, does it have something to do with where I am?

-=Descends another flight of stairs and comes to a door.=-

[MetaZedlen]

*Walks back in the tree*

"Hey guys, check this out!!!"

*Brings boombox along inside, blasts Robot Rock, begins robot freestyling*

[Nitro Vordex]

A ragged looking young man with very little facial hair is seen in the distance. He seems to be dragging some sort of janitors cart, with a mop and a staff poking out of it. He's walking quite camly with his wits about him.

Suddenly he trips over his over feet and stumbles. He catches his balance and continues on. As he comes closer, you notice there is half of a bucket on his head, just over his glasses. He's chewing on a toothpick. At about 5' 8" he isn't much, but he has a silly grin on his face as he approaches.

"Oh thank Spork, it's about damn time! How ya been Tact? Looks like this place will need a jantor!"

[Tact]

*sees Nitro and waves*

Ah, it's my favorite jantor. This place is much bigger than what you're used to...do you think you can handle it?

[Randomness]

*checkmates Black again*

*a second mop and bucket appears behind Nitro*

[Nitro Vordex]

Oh totally, I'll be fine-

*turns around* The hell? o_O

*gets another toothpick and chews happily*

*starts cleanin'*

[Larian]

-=Swings open the door only to find...




Another set of stairs! =/=-

[Tact]

Nitro, there's no rush in cleaning but this place has a bunch of floors. You'll have to tap into some Jantor magic or something to keep it tidy. :wacko:

[Nai_Calus]

*appears floating above a branch of the tree, looking around calmly for a few seconds, then vanishes again*

[Randomness]

*links chessboard to Ian's movements*

[SStrikerR]

*appears out of nowhere, seemingly having traveled through space and time to get to the awesome "FKL treehouse" he had heard about*
*Promptly falls out*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Randomness]

*catches Striker with a fishing rod*

So, what address should I use for pizza delivery?

[TalHex]

0666 North FKL DR, Hell

*pulls out a book and opens it to the book mark*

[Randomness]

*places an order for 10 pizzas loaded with meat*

[Vanzazikon]

*Comes out of nowhere and throws a water balloon at Tree house*

*Gives TOH water balloon* HE DID IT!!!

*Runs away*

[Randomness]

*shoots Vanzazikon's ankle*

Oh no you don't.

[Tact]

It's a tree house, people! Water's not going to be a problem at all! :disapprove:

[Randomness]

Of course. But he gave me an excuse.

*throws sticky-juice-balloon out the window*