Ode to Spam...

[BlackRose]

Spam can, spam can.
How nicely do you fit in hand.
How I admire your yellow band
Carressing across the tin of the can.

I like you in a pan
I like you on a LAN
I just like you, man
Thou imitation ham.


...everybody post a stanza or two, we'll see how far we get!

[Guntz348]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif

[-BK-]

Who loves spam? I love spam!
I love it when it's fried.
Have you ever tried?
Bet you'll love the spam.

Spam the man.
See the can?
It's not ham!
That's my spam!

[AdamW]

Spam is fine and dandy
But what would be really sweet like candy
Is you getting shot in the face
Or sprayed with mace

[pixelate]

No.

[CajunSamurai]

"O!, you possess thy Holy Spam can!
I shall sacrifice it unto the Borcht Man,
For his cold beet soup is mighty fine.
Combined, the two make Sporcht Wine."

... Kill me next time I post something like this at 3:30AM, please.

[Ness]

SPAM SPAM SPAM