they ruined Splatterhouse.........

[Saner]

http://kotaku.com/5148554/new-splatterhouse-trailer-not-horrific-in-a-good-way

how could they???? Splatterhouse games were harder and scarier than all of the Resident Evil games combined! they even rivaled Silent Hill's scaryness. The gore surpassed RE2. the terror
was unlike anything else. now they turned Rick into some cartoony fusion between The Hulk
and Casey Jones. and it seems like he moves slow like a tank. even powered-up Rick
in Splatterhouse 3 moved and attacked faster than that. also the guitar music
doesn't fit, where are the classic unique themes that have haunted players forever?
they are turning it into another mainstream mess. This is more insulting than anything
Sonic has been through. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE SPLATTERHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

also the boss designs are terrible. they aren't frightening and demonic like the ones in the
classic games. the sunny level designs are terrible too. aaaah what a waste. they should
just port the classic 3 games to XBLA (arcade version, and the two Genesis games) .

[Shadowpawn]

They added platforming to a brawler...this won't end well.

[W0LB0T]

Don't make me ruin someones face

[Outrider]

What? Splatterhouse was never a game worth writing home about. It was like Mortal Kombat - nobody cared about it except that it was gory and it bugged their parents.

Why does everybody suddenly care about it when they're trying to make a God of War-esque update to it? (I think I just answered my own question.)

[Weeaboolits]

Isn't that the game where you punched piles of blood to death?

[Nitro Vordex]

Wait, Splatterhouse was a good game?

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/3689/middlefingerer2.jpg


That finger is huge...

[CrimsomWolf]

What was that about again?

Never heard of, never cared.

Good bye.