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Feb 15, 2009, 11:45 PM
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Feb 14 2009 Real-Life Warhammer 40,000 Rhino Transport (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/reallife_warhammer_40000_rhino.php)
MORE: awesome (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=awesome&blog_id=1), cars (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=cars&blog_id=1), crush him! (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=crush%20him%21&blog_id=1), death and destruction (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=death%20and%20destruction&blog_id=1), games (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=games&blog_id=1), new (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=new&blog_id=1), real life (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=real%20life&blog_id=1), reality (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=reality&blog_id=1), replica (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=replica&blog_id=1), tank (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=tank&blog_id=1), video game (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=video%20game&blog_id=1), vroom vroom (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=vroom%20vroom&blog_id=1)
So the creaters of Warhammer went and made a real-life Space Marine Rhino replica (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/massive_stargate_sg1_lego_ship.php) to folks excited about the upcoming video game. And, also, to crush the hell (http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/epic_failures_how_not_to_drive.php) out of some little cars. Per my tipster, Sam:
Thought you might be interested in knowing about this, as it was modified from a old WWII British tank to promote the upcoming Warhammer 40000: Dawn of War 2 game that is about a week away from being released.
Nothing really amazing if it was just a normal tank (http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/post_57.php) (crushing cars is still cool, but still would be nothing new) but since it was heavily modified into a working replica (mostly) of the Warhammer 40000 Space Marine Rhino transport, it's been an ecstasy trip for 40kiers like me and anyone else seeing one their favorite tabletop franchise coming to life.
Freaking sweet -- I want one. And not just because some jerk broke my passenger side mirror off without leaving a note. No, it's because I want to crush the car that did it -- driver too! With a tank (http://www.geekologie.com/2008/04/boy_builds_homemade_12_scale_p.php). A Warhammer tank. VROOM VROOM!! This ain't no table-top game, bitch, this is real life!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PEU_201IfI
Thanks to Sam, who Wars the Hammer like nobody's biz.
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Feb 13 2009 See, This Is Why You're Fat (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/see_this_is_why_youre_fat.php)
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I'm serious, lay off the Turbaconucken. But it's just so good! *chewing* Hit the jump to see a bunch more delectable treats (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/geekologie_readers_bacon_beeri.php) from thisiswhyyourefat.com (http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/) that will stop your heart (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/move_over_baconcheese_roll_the.php)before you can say NOM NO
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Feb 13 2009 Geeky Cars: I Can't (Floppy) Drive 55! (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/geeky_cars_i_cant_floppy_drive.php)
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While this little gallery of cars undoubtedly showcases some seriously geeky automobiles, I don't know if they're the geekiest. I'd like to think the Zelda-mobile (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/sweet_ride_a_legend_of_zelda_t.php) and the AeroCivic (http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/the_diy_aerocivic_will_definit.php) would be in the running for top prize. That said, I would still never be caught dead in one of these -- unless my bookie finally finds me. In which case, can a person harvest their own organs? Are ears worth anything?
Hit the jump for the rest.
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Feb 13 2009 Don't Try This At Home: Shooting Friend With Black Powder Powered Nerf Projectile (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/dont_try_this_at_home_shooting.php)
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Note: Video contains a little foul language. Sailors, please ignore this warning.
Basically these asshats stuff a suction-cup tipped Nerf projectile (http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/human_vs_zombie_tag_a_growing.php) into a real gun (http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/human_vs_zombie_tag_a_growing.php), pack the thing full of black-powder, and shoot some guy in the gonads. It looks like it hurts. Skip to about 2:30 for the actual shooting to begin. But warning: you may want to cover your own junk with a coffee cup while you watch. Haha, just make sure it's empty first -- MEDIC!
Tip: don't fire a Nerf dart out of a real gun (http://dvice.com/archives/2009/02/tip_dont_fire_a.php) [dvice]
Thanks to Ryan, who once shot a friend in the ass with a blow-dart gun and would have gotten his ass kicked had he not coated the dart in poison frog.
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Feb 13 2009 Where's The Gold?: The End Of A Rainbow (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/wheres_the_gold_the_end_of_a_r.php)
MORE: butterflies and zebras and moonboons and fairy tales -- that's all she ever thinks about....riding with the wind (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=butterflies%20and%20zebras%20and%20 moonboons%20and%20fairy%20tales%20--%20that%27s%20all%20she%20ever%20thinks%20about... .riding%20with%20the%20wind&blog_id=1), driving (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=driving&blog_id=1), give me the gold (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=give%20me%20the%20gold&blog_id=1), gold (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=gold&blog_id=1), i want the gold (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=i%20want%20the%20gold&blog_id=1), iphone (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=iphone&blog_id=1), leprechaun (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=leprechaun&blog_id=1), photography (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=photography&blog_id=1), picture (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=picture&blog_id=1), pot of gold (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=pot%20of%20gold&blog_id=1), pretty (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=pretty&blog_id=1), rainbow (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=rainbow&blog_id=1), rich (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=rich&blog_id=1), unicorns (http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=unicorns&blog_id=1)
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/13/pot-of-gold.jpg
This is the end of a rainbow (http://www.geekologie.com/2008/09/crazy_rainbow_in_the_sprinkler.php) as captured by Jason Erdkamp on his iPhone (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/9year_old_writes_finger_painti.php) while traveling down Highway 241 in Orange County, California. Are the leprechauns (http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/scary_gnome_still_gnoming_stro.php) in the back of that SUV?
But Jason, from the Los Angeles suburb of Lake Forest, said: "There was no pot of gold, but I did win $25 that night on a lottery ticket."What do you mean "no pot of gold?" How the hell is there no gold? Clearly, it's buried. I'm gonna rent a backhoe and uproot that road.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8. I want the gold. Give me the gold. I want the gold.
Photographer captures the end of the rainbow on his iPhone - amazing picture (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/02/13/photographer-captures-the-end-of-the-rainbow-on-his-iphone-amazing-picture-115875-21119134/) [mirror]
Thanks to Richie-Con-Carnie, who drew the amateur sketch.
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Feb 13 2009 I Swear, People Google The Weirdest Things (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/i_swear_people_google_the_weir.php)
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http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/12/google-search.jpg
People really search for the darndest things. Using Google (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/sorry_lhc_google_beat_you_to_i.php) auto-complete, you can see just how screwed up people out there on the web really are. And yes, these are the same people responding to your singles ad. Typing the words (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/wordle_makes_word_clouds_with.php) in bold will result in the following:
• 883,000,000: Why do I have no friends.
• 7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea.
• 4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge.
• 7,120,000: Why do I have to pee so much.
• 230,000,000: Why do I have gas or so much gas.
• 456,000: Why do men have nipples.
• 6,000,000: Why men don't call.
• 8,380,000: Why men lie.
• 4,980,000: I want a new drug.
• 114,000,000: I want a wife.
• 783,000: I have one testicle.
• 21,900,000: I have one more drink.
• 12,400,000: I have three breasts.
• 320,000: I have three testicles.
• 1,580,000: I have three girlfriends.
• 42,300: Why Luke Skywalker is an idiot.
• 1,610,000: I would like to buy a hamburger.
• 286,000: I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party.
• 818,000: I think im pregnant.
• 442,000: I hate Indiana Jones 4.
Neat. Now do some Googling of your own and post the funniest results in the comments. And also, a current picture. Are you really as pretty as I imagine?
Google Proves Humanity Is Sick and Sad, Yet Absolutely Hilarious (http://i.gizmodo.com/5152141/google-proves-humanity-is-sick-and-sad-yet-absolutely-hilarious)[google]
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Feb 13 2009 Batwoman Is Back And Lesbian-er Than Ever (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/batwoman_is_back_and_lesbianer.php)
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After 30 years, Batwoman (http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/mayor_of_turkish_city_batman_i.php) is back on the prowl. As a redhead! And a lesbian! YOW YOW!
Billed as a 'lesbian socialite by night and a crime-fighter by later in the night', she replaces Batman, who was himself killed off in a recent issue of Detective Comics, the publication which introduced him to the world back in 1937.
Batwoman - the alter ego of Kathy Kane - is clad in a figure-hugging black outfit and knee-high red stiletto boots. She is the comic's first openly gay superhero.
She was originally invented as a love interest for Batman and first appeared in her present present incarnation two years ago, sparking a slew of publicity about her sexuality. However, her outings to date have been sporadic and this is the first time she will be the lead character in the comic.
Well it's about time. After all, gays are superheroes too. Am I right? Damn yeah I am. Also, I demand a Batwoman movie be made. With kissing, looooots of kissing. Mwah XOXOX kissey mwah mwah XOXOXO kissey kissey. Oh yeah, that's the stuff romance novels are made of.
Holy Smoke! Batwoman makes her comic book comeback as red-headed lesbian (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1141588/Holy-Smoke-Batwoman-makes-comic-book-comeback-red-headed-lesbian.html) [dailymail]
Thanks to Allison, who could whip Batwoman's ass in a catfight, claws down.
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Feb 12 2009 Good Times: David After The Divorce (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/good_times_david_after_the_div.php)
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Remember David, the little kid who was high as a kite after going to the dentist (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/cute_little_kid_after_drugs_at.php)? Well this is him 20 years later after going to get a divorce. The video was made by a couple members of the Upright Citizens Brigade theater. I thought it was humorous, but possibly only because I can relate. And now David, I'd like to share with you a passage from my memoir, The GW: Life and Times of an Illustrious Blogger, that may help you through this troubled period.
"...and in my hour of darkness I approached The Superficial Writer (http://www.thesuperficial.com/) with my problems. Prophetically, he spoke, "Lap dances. As many as you can get before they catch on." Then, stuffing a stack of photocopied $20's in my jacket pocket, he sent me on my way.
Later that night, as I entered The Cat Box for the first time, I felt a lightness about me -- as if a giant weight bitch had been lifted from my shoulders..."
Like that? Well stay tuned for Chapter 6: Getting Tested. The GW: Life and Times of an Illustrious Blogger hits book shelves this fall.
If that video wasn't your cup of tea hit the jump for the David After The Dentist Remix as well as Chad Vader After The Dentist.
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Two satellites (http://www.geekologie.com/2006/05/nasa_space_crash_explained.php) in earth's orbit (http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/post_28.php) recently crashed (http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/what_to_do_in_a_plane_crash_tw.php) into each other and caused a huge mess (http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/space_screw_it_its_just_a_vacu.php). "Cleanup in outerspace aisle 4!" Great, right when I was about to get off too.
In an unprecedented space collision, a commercial Iridium communications satellite and a defunct Russian satellite ran into each other Tuesday above northern Siberia, creating a cloud of wreckage, officials said today. "As of about 12 hours ago, I think the head count was up (to around) 600 pieces," Carey told CBS News late today. "It's going to take about two days before we get a solid picture of what the debris fields look like. But you, I think, can imply that the majority of that should be probably along the same line as the original orbits."
Lovely, more space junk for me to run into in my rocket ship when I finally blast the hell out of here. And if you're having trouble understanding how two satellites could accidentally run into each other, just look at the image above, which is a rendering showing some of the 18,000 objects that are being tracked in earth's orbit. With that much stuff floating around, accidents are bound to happen. And speaking of which, Happy Birthday, son!
Two satellites collide in orbit (http://spaceflightnow.com/news/n0902/11iridium/)[spaceflightnow]
Thanks to Dr Necropolis and E of R, who both agree this was planned by those devious Ruskies.
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Feb 12 2009 Just In Time For Valentine's!: An Ox Is Born With A Heart On Its Head, Named "Heart" (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/just_in_time_for_valentines_an.php)
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Per the Gospel according to Geekologie:
And before the day of Valentine's, you will be blessed with an ox. And this ox will carry a sign. Of peace and love. And also, deliciousness. Jesus, quick -- water into barbecue sauce!
Hit the jump for another very special Valentine's heart animal.
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