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NPCMook
Mar 12, 2009, 12:06 AM
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/class/images/banners/Swordmage.jpg
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So FKL, what Class are you?

This poll is so easy to manipulate on what you want it to say...

Nai_Calus
Mar 12, 2009, 12:08 AM
I get Bard but the picture is so fucking ugly and the quote so goddamned retarded I refuse to post the banner here.

I'd rather play Swordmage anyway.

SpikeOtacon
Mar 12, 2009, 12:48 AM
Level 1 Thief named Boba Fett.

CrimsomWolf
Mar 12, 2009, 03:25 AM
Sorcerer

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/class/images/banners/Sorcerer.jpg

There is nothing better than play smart-ass and then incinirate somebody with a snap of finger.

And of course, all evvviiillll characters need to know bases of magic (if they are fantasy characters)...

W0LB0T
Mar 12, 2009, 03:54 AM
Level 187 Guy Ritchie.
Enter Cockney rage and smash all those soddin twats with me bat don'cha know don'cha know for fucksake

Tact
Mar 12, 2009, 05:05 AM
I found that most of those choices were pretty obvious about which class was associated with them. :disapprove:

Weeaboolits
Mar 12, 2009, 05:08 AM
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/class/images/banners/Rogue.jpg
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darkante
Mar 12, 2009, 06:01 AM
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/class/images/banners/Barbarian.jpg
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Interesting, as i were aiming for a hybrid of some sort. XD

Outrider
Mar 12, 2009, 10:16 AM
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Why is that thief tough-talking a dead body? The second line tells us the person is dead, so why is he saying the first line?

I just don't think dead bodies usually look surprised.

Vanzazikon
Mar 12, 2009, 01:32 PM
I found that most of those choices were pretty obvious about which class was associated with them. :disapprove:
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/class/images/banners/Paladin.jpg

:wacko:

Tessu
Mar 12, 2009, 04:30 PM
Why is that thief tough-talking a dead body? The second line tells us the person is dead, so why is he saying the first line?

I just don't think dead bodies usually look surprised.

Can't you just go with the flow for once?

Outrider
Mar 12, 2009, 05:43 PM
Can't you just go with the flow for once?

You've got to admit that it's a weird thing to say.

I think I understand what Ian was talking about. (I kind of want to read the rest of the terrible character lines.)

Nitro Vordex
Mar 12, 2009, 07:30 PM
To be honest that kinda rubbed me too.

CrimsomWolf
Mar 13, 2009, 04:02 AM
Logic will prove that Ronin's argument is invalid.

I'd show it here, but my school computer has really screwed keyboard, and my home computer still isn't fully fixed.

Nai_Calus
Mar 13, 2009, 05:38 AM
Yeah, every class, paragon path and epic destiny in 4e has a quote for it.

All of them, without exception, are FUCKING STUPID. :3

Swiftstrike
Mar 13, 2009, 06:07 AM
Why is that thief tough-talking a dead body? The second line tells us the person is dead, so why is he saying the first line?

I just don't think dead bodies usually look surprised.

The body is dead and the person is talking to the body. It's a "closing statment", a technique frequently used in movies and sometimes in books.

Code isn't working well for me.

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/class/images/banners/Druid.jpg

My Class is Druid ... "I am the seeker. I am the stalker. I am the storm."

Vanzazikon
Mar 13, 2009, 10:12 AM
Outrider wasn't being serious. He just thought it was funny that someone would talk to a dead body if it was in a real life situation.

Outrider
Mar 13, 2009, 10:17 AM
I think everybody is missing how ridiculous the juxtaposition of those two lines is.

HE IS SAYING TO A CORPSE THAT IT LOOKS SURPRISED TO SEE HIM.

Hopefully cooler heads will prevail here.

(BTW: My class of choice has been Ranger, recently.)

raikomaru40
Mar 13, 2009, 10:32 AM
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Umm, alright then, I guess. Yea, that could've been easier to manipulate than making my 5 year old nephew believe that ketchup is actually blood (which was quite easy, and fun). :wacko:

Weeaboolits
Mar 13, 2009, 02:00 PM
I think everybody is missing how ridiculous the juxtaposition of those two lines is.

HE IS SAYING TO A CORPSE THAT IT LOOKS SURPRISED TO SEE HIM.

Hopefully cooler heads will prevail here.

(BTW: My class of choice has been Ranger, recently.)It could suck out the comedy if he killed them between the two lines.

Outrider
Mar 13, 2009, 02:46 PM
It could suck out the comedy if he killed them between the two lines.

Thank God there's no break between them, then.

astuarlen
Mar 13, 2009, 03:45 PM
Why, yes, I am classy, thanks for asking.


Sorceror: Apparently, I have a very disturbing beard (not the kind that would say omghi2u to you)

Lance813
Mar 13, 2009, 11:15 PM
Ima warden. Feer meh.