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HUnewearl_Meira
Mar 15, 2009, 11:08 PM
Wham. Text-based web browser. It's ugly, but when your GUI freezes, it does the job.

Dhylec
Mar 15, 2009, 11:56 PM
nothing stops meira from reaching the internet

TheOneHero
Mar 16, 2009, 12:28 AM
Not even Al Gore.

CrimsomWolf
Mar 16, 2009, 03:39 AM
The march of Red Purple Army?

Ranmaru
Mar 16, 2009, 08:12 AM
WHERE DO I FIND THESE?

Dhylec
Mar 16, 2009, 08:51 AM
WHERE DO I FIND THESE?

mr T: i pity da foo who can't find 'em
rawr ;3

HUnewearl_Meira
Mar 16, 2009, 01:35 PM
Not even Al Gore.

Especially not Al Gore.

Ranmaru, try googling "elinks". It's open source, so you should be able to come to some arrangement, whatever operating system you're using.

Outrider
Mar 16, 2009, 02:05 PM
This had better be a web browser that interprets every webpage like it's a setting in a text-based adventure game.

"You are looking at a gray page with several links to message boards.
Possible exits: Back, Favorites, North"

HUnewearl_Meira
Mar 16, 2009, 02:14 PM
Careful, Outrider-- if you don't pick up the screw driver within your first six turns, you're sure to get banned.

TalHex
Mar 16, 2009, 02:22 PM
you have wandered into the desolate wasteland of FKL

Possible exits: none

Shadowpawn
Mar 16, 2009, 02:36 PM
You're at 4chan without PICS, you're likely to be eaten by a n00b. Proceed? Y/N

CrimsomWolf
Mar 16, 2009, 03:46 PM
Y

You roll d20, due to unforeseen mistake on the part of fate.

You manage to escape n00b's...

BUT:

You're sucked by space-time window and end up at Desert of madness and oblivion, behind mountains of despair and rivers of magma and blood, in ravaged land called FKL.
And everyone hates you, and is out to get you.

You have a musket, and one lead bullet, a razor and melon.

Command?

Lance813
Mar 16, 2009, 03:49 PM
It that actually happened i would turn my PC off on the tower.

Ranmaru
Mar 16, 2009, 04:41 PM
You are at your house. You open the fridge and get:

Orange Juice, Bad Eggs, Live Salt shaker.

Y/N?

TalHex
Mar 16, 2009, 04:44 PM
Melon Bread acquired. It doesn't really taste like melons though

Ranmaru
Mar 16, 2009, 04:49 PM
You now encounter the Jelly Monster that likes to take acid thing. What do you do?

A. Run to your room
B. Hide
C. Attack
D. Sneak Attack
E. Flash it

Randomness
Mar 16, 2009, 04:57 PM
D, then C, then B.

TalHex
Mar 16, 2009, 04:58 PM
C, C, C

got to do a combo attack :wacko:

Randomness
Mar 16, 2009, 05:04 PM
I'm comboing too. By hiding, I can start over form ambush.

CrimsomWolf
Mar 16, 2009, 05:07 PM
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER !!!!!!

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm243/Inferno3x/FateTestarossa.jpg

Uncle_bob
Mar 17, 2009, 03:04 AM
Can I get ye flask?

Vanzazikon
Mar 17, 2009, 02:22 PM
You run into Vanz and he asks for your soul. If you refuse, he will haunt you for the rest of your life. Will you give it to him?

A. Yes
B. No
C. Knee him in the groins and run.
D. A jar of almonds.

Ranmaru
Mar 17, 2009, 02:31 PM
I'm comboing too. By hiding, I can start over form ambush.

Also good one.


C, C, C

got to do a combo attack :wacko:

Nice one.

Can I get ye flask?

YESH. BUT IT DUZ NOTHING!


You run into Vanz and he asks for your soul. If you refuse, he will haunt you for the rest of your life. Will you give it to him?

A. Yes
B. No
C. Knee him in the groins and run.
D. A jar of almonds.


D.

SpikeOtacon
Mar 17, 2009, 02:40 PM
You run into Vanz and he asks for your soul. If you refuse, he will haunt you for the rest of your life. Will you give it to him?

A. Yes
B. No
C. Knee him in the groins and run.
D. A jar of almonds.

:E. Get Ye Flask

Vanzazikon
Mar 17, 2009, 02:44 PM
A flask of Almonds. :E

Blitzkommando
Mar 19, 2009, 03:02 AM
I remember using links and browsing image boards with it. That ended shortly thereafter, though it was interesting browsing through terminal.

The correct response for, "What browser do you use?" would have to be "NCSA Mosaic" though.