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ShinMaruku
Mar 18, 2009, 06:57 PM
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r13/x-men_universe/x-men%20pictures/jean%20grey/jean2.jpg?t=1237420592
All will serve.
Gods among men.
:E

Randomness
Mar 18, 2009, 07:06 PM
*Shoves through mirror*

Vanzazikon
Mar 18, 2009, 07:11 PM
"Mirror Mirror on the wall. Who's the fattest of them all?"

Why that would be Randomness Talkitsune of course.

MetaZedlen
Mar 18, 2009, 07:27 PM
*points finger at Randomness and laughs*

W0LB0T
Mar 18, 2009, 07:32 PM
:E

;e

.

astuarlen
Mar 18, 2009, 09:42 PM
When I clone a human being,
it will want to hold my hand.
When I clone a human being,
it will be a member of my band.

Larian
Mar 18, 2009, 10:31 PM
Cyclops was a pimp!!!

Jean, Madeline, Betsy, and Emma....Damn he is good for a nerd...

Wait!! I'm a nerd...How come I can't get women like that!!! =(

Oh yeah...they are on paper... =/

Randomness
Mar 18, 2009, 10:50 PM
1st Theorem of Art with Female Subjects:

Guys draw hot chicks.

NPCMook
Mar 18, 2009, 11:47 PM
Purge the Xenos!

CrimsomWolf
Mar 19, 2009, 03:12 AM
They are not gods

They bleed and die like all mortals

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o114/Novoxis/Valkyrie.jpg


And my warriors will prove it to you:
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/raegen/Valkyrie.jpg

Tonight, we will bathe in their blood.

Outrider
Mar 19, 2009, 10:38 AM
To be honest, I'm not terribly threatened by your pictures of underage girls with swords.

CrimsomWolf
Mar 19, 2009, 10:42 AM
You're such a spoilsport

That's because, I haven't got pictures of them bathing in blood.

Though, their purpose isn't to intimidate outright.
They're supposed to look harmless.

So when they go beserk, it's twice as scary... theoretically.

raikomaru40
Mar 19, 2009, 10:43 AM
That's because, I haven't got pictures of them bathing in blood.


I certainly hope not. :(

CrimsomWolf
Mar 19, 2009, 10:45 AM
You'd be surprised how many will find that attractive.

raikomaru40
Mar 19, 2009, 10:51 AM
No, I'm aware of that, and I'm not saying I'm against it, it's just a little creepy.

CrimsomWolf
Mar 19, 2009, 10:53 AM
it's just a little creepy.

You sound like our English teacher, when he's describing Greek mythos.

And trust me those things are weird.

Though, I prefer my blood-bathing girls.
Man, I'm depraved...

raikomaru40
Mar 19, 2009, 10:59 AM
It's ok, we all have our weird little desires.....

CrimsomWolf
Mar 19, 2009, 11:03 AM
Now let's all sit down in circle and talk about them.

raikomaru40
Mar 19, 2009, 11:05 AM
You go first

CrimsomWolf
Mar 19, 2009, 11:07 AM
I like bloodstained, sociopathic girls, with long hair.

I laugh maniacally when I get nervous breakdown and I enjoy wanton, indiscriminate destruction.

I also have sick imagination and like lasagna. And tiramisu ice-cream.
Oh yeah, I got inferiority complex and maid/miko dress fetish
Your turn.

raikomaru40
Mar 19, 2009, 11:12 AM
I like any cute emo girl (especially freshmen) and hentai girls with worried expressions on their face.

I have a foot fetish.

I drink BBQ sauce/hot sauce.

Outrider
Mar 19, 2009, 11:43 AM
http://wondermark.com/c/2008-11-14-461weirdo.gif

CrimsomWolf
Mar 19, 2009, 12:00 PM
That's awesome. In fact, it should be cross-posted to thread which tries to explain purpose of internet.

Now sit down and tell us your problem.

Outrider
Mar 19, 2009, 12:25 PM
My problem is that I keep reading these kinds of threads.

Oh snap!

CrimsomWolf
Mar 19, 2009, 12:39 PM
See? There's always something!

Get it off your chest, it might make you feel better.

raikomaru40
Mar 19, 2009, 12:57 PM
It's ok to feel saaaad.........

Vanzazikon
Mar 19, 2009, 01:21 PM
I LIKE HAM!

raikomaru40
Mar 19, 2009, 01:28 PM
HOLY SHI-

You're one messed up SOB.........

Vanzazikon
Mar 19, 2009, 01:48 PM
Exactly why I eat souls. :E

"Your soul is mine" ~ Shang Tsung

raikomaru40
Mar 19, 2009, 01:51 PM
“Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.”

But apparently you can take the precious nutrients from a soul.

ShinMaruku
Mar 19, 2009, 03:47 PM
http://www.famitsu.com/image/326/lWW1Un6IjKI1QkvY36KZLc1294S9yX18.jpg

TalHex
Mar 19, 2009, 05:06 PM
I have a thing for battle android chicks...
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/143.jpg

ShinMaruku
Mar 19, 2009, 06:05 PM
http://www.famitsu.com/image/326/JPqS99nLJrRa648ny2OI2W86Q8SJDKzg.jpg

Randomness
Mar 19, 2009, 06:10 PM
So, anyone know what game Shin seems obsessed with?

Vanzazikon
Mar 19, 2009, 06:12 PM
TOH madness.

Randomness
Mar 19, 2009, 06:16 PM
Nah, if TOH was there you couldn't TAKE a screenshot.

TalHex
Mar 19, 2009, 06:33 PM
the universe would break if a picture was ever captured of him

ShinMaruku
Mar 19, 2009, 06:58 PM
So, anyone know what game Shin seems obsessed with?
Tommy says for shame.
http://www.famitsu.com/image/326/UwxgE5MSebLKi8eaR57O64vWYSDKg39R.jpg

TalHex
Mar 19, 2009, 07:00 PM
this might just be intuition speaking for me... but i think it has something to do with... pirates... yup, pirates, definitely pirates

Outrider
Mar 20, 2009, 09:16 AM
Y'know, I played the demo of Ninja Blade last night, and I enjoyed it far more than the demo of Ninja Gaiden II, if only because it didn't take itself so damn seriously.

And while the character designs weren't great (seriously, what's up with the hero's bizarre mask?), they never got so bad that they dipped into Team Ninja territory.

I mean, seriously:



http://www.famitsu.com/image/326/UwxgE5MSebLKi8eaR57O64vWYSDKg39R.jpg

What the heck is that pink thing supposed to be? How is a boring, pink humanoid supposed to be an interesting thing to look at? It doesn't even look creepy - it just looks stupid.

Cool sword, though.

[/rant]

ShinMaruku
Mar 20, 2009, 09:52 AM
Team ninja focuses on the boobies.
http://www.famitsu.com/image/326/jWPVVmA3Qt9I98BEwxg13jQ63r6LY7Ws.jpg
I can appreciate that.
:E

Outrider
Mar 20, 2009, 10:15 AM
But their female characters all look like either Realdolls (Dead or Alive characters) or transvestites (Ninja Gaiden characters).

ShinMaruku
Mar 20, 2009, 11:33 AM
Blame their art style.
And Ninja Blade is a souless rip off of NG anyhow. XD

Outrider
Mar 20, 2009, 12:26 PM
And Ninja Blade is a souless rip off of NG anyhow. XD

Oh, no doubt about that.

I got the feeling that its design document consisted of just one sentence:

"It's Ninja Gaiden... but hilariously over-the-top."

Scrub
Mar 20, 2009, 12:37 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/nlyfyp.jpg
KEEP POSTIN
KEEP POSTIN

Randomness
Mar 20, 2009, 04:16 PM
*fires ion cannons*

TalHex
Mar 20, 2009, 04:22 PM
*fires BOOT TO THE HEAD cannon*

HUnewearl_Meira
Mar 20, 2009, 06:35 PM
Cyclops was a pimp!!!

Jean, Madeline, Betsy, and Emma....

Kind of like this guy--
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e358/VanGarrett/frank-burns.jpg

astuarlen
Mar 20, 2009, 08:27 PM
Kind of like this guy--
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e358/VanGarrett/frank-burns.jpg

This must be some sort of old people joke.
Hey, geezer, go back to posting on the A*A*R*P boards with your Jitterbug.

ShinMaruku
Mar 21, 2009, 11:39 PM
http://www.famitsu.com/image/326/svd9X8PM4kJPtQ16IUW3pc81T2p24s8S.jpg

astuarlen
Mar 22, 2009, 12:27 AM
How right you are.

ShinMaruku
Mar 22, 2009, 01:16 AM
http://www.blizzard.com/us/inblizz/fanart/images/screens/ss750.jpg

Outrider
Mar 22, 2009, 04:29 PM
http://www.famitsu.com/image/326/svd9X8PM4kJPtQ16IUW3pc81T2p24s8S.jpg

Is that the Statue of Liberty?

Okay, that's hilarious and awesome.

Randomness
Mar 22, 2009, 04:38 PM
Haha, it does look like the statue of liberty now that you mention it.

TalHex
Mar 22, 2009, 04:39 PM
America brings freedom to you! bitches!

Ranmaru
Mar 22, 2009, 05:14 PM
1st Theorem of Art with Female Subjects:

Guys draw hot chicks.

I can prove you wrong. Well, I can't, but I can in my mind. Why?

a friend of mine randomly drew this awesome picture, of a girl of course. REALLY NICE.

ShinMaruku
Mar 22, 2009, 07:05 PM
Is that the Statue of Liberty?

Okay, that's hilarious and awesome.
It's a boss.

Outrider
Mar 23, 2009, 12:23 AM
It's a boss.

It's a ninja fighting the Statue of Liberty, and that's all that I need to know.

ShinMaruku
Mar 23, 2009, 11:49 AM
I'll give them props for actually being that bold to do that.

Vanzazikon
Mar 23, 2009, 11:55 AM
This photo symbolizes a ninja who spits on Freedom and liberty. We have to contact TOH! *Awaits Epic ninja battle*

Outrider
Mar 23, 2009, 02:17 PM
I'll give them props for actually being that bold to do that.

Erm... see, that's kind of what I was talking about with Ninja Gaiden being taken too seriously. This isn't really a bold move - it's silly, if anything.

Besides, Ghostbusters 2 did it first. (With slime and the NES Advantage controller!)

EDIT: Okay, wait, but in Ghostbusters they were using the Statue of Liberty to destroy a museum. Okay, actually a slimy ghost barrier surrounding a museum.

It's, uh... it's a very nuanced film.

ShinMaruku
Mar 23, 2009, 03:50 PM
That's exactly why I say it's bold, they try to be all serious but it just comes out stupid.

Ninja Blade too is ridiculous and neither should be taken seriously with the content.
The Japanese are too crazy.

Outrider
Mar 23, 2009, 11:31 PM
Kuh-razy, even.

ShinMaruku
Mar 24, 2009, 01:08 AM
http://gdc.gamespot.com/video/6206586/ninja-gaiden-sigma-2-official-trailer?hd=1&tag=videos;hd;1