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Vanzazikon
Mar 25, 2009, 09:57 AM
He/she/it may not have a soul, but without him/her/it I would not have been able to make this thread. Thank you internet and I love ya, baby. ;)

Dhylec
Mar 25, 2009, 10:07 AM
kinky~

Internet
Mar 25, 2009, 10:33 AM
I'm flattered (holy shit, Dhylec's stuff does stuff), and I would date you if I weren't already in a commited relationship with The Zinc Demon, sorry, Iron's just not my thing right now. (and I'm a hermaphrodite) But as far as you know, I love you too. Ba-ba-ba-baaabyyy.....

Vanzazikon
Mar 25, 2009, 10:37 AM
NOOOOOOOOO! Curse you, Zinc. You always get the better stuff and are always trying to top me.

raikomaru40
Mar 25, 2009, 10:44 AM
There's only one way to settle this.....

http://www.techshout.com/images/mc-2.jpg

Vanzazikon
Mar 25, 2009, 10:53 AM
Make it Cyrax Vs. Sektor

raikomaru40
Mar 25, 2009, 10:56 AM
I'm just googling images, so this is the best......

http://www.midway.com/images/MKA/MKA_Sektor_Cyrax.jpg

Sayara
Mar 25, 2009, 06:30 PM
i thought me and the internet had a thing going


IM IN DESPAIR
THE INTERNET HAS ME IN DESPAIR.

TalHex
Mar 25, 2009, 06:38 PM
go tell the twins Rant and Blog about it, i'm sure they will keep you company :wacko:

Vanzazikon
Mar 25, 2009, 11:41 PM
I have a crush on the internet too. :love:Aha! The Zinc Demon shows her his face. Internet is MINE! *Enters fighting stance*

Randomness
Mar 25, 2009, 11:44 PM
Aha! The Zinc Demon shows her face. Internet is MINE! *Enters fighting stance*

Well, the only crimson metal I know of is iron... (Well, iron oxide)

And Devils>Demons...

Are you picking a fight with your boss?

Vanzazikon
Mar 25, 2009, 11:58 PM
Like I said, the Zinc Demon had always tried to top me. (And succeeded everytime)

CrimsomWolf
Mar 26, 2009, 03:53 AM
The iron is more rust-collored.

Also, I'm afraid Vanz, that I can't allow you to succeed.
You've been a great friend but... the Messiah has a plan to get on with...

Sadly, you ain't gonna be there.

*Transmission ended*

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb100/The-Foreman/ion_cannon_firing.jpg

Internet
Mar 26, 2009, 06:51 AM
Please, please, one at a time. You can each make a thread dedicated to me and I'll decide who I want to be with. :wacko:

Mysterious-G
Mar 26, 2009, 07:52 AM
I hate you, Internet. You destroyed my life and took away all my social contacts. :(

Internet
Mar 26, 2009, 10:26 AM
Success!!!

CrimsomWolf
Mar 26, 2009, 12:16 PM
Actually, I arranged Ion Strike on Vanz, so it's easier for me to replace you with my AI which will masquerade as you, so that when time is right, I will jam internet and cripple all communications on Earth.

raikomaru40
Mar 26, 2009, 01:05 PM
That's not very nice of you. Good luck not getting massacred when millions of fat nerds realize they can't get their precious German schiza hentai pictures/videos.........

CrimsomWolf
Mar 26, 2009, 01:16 PM
If they can find me... If they do... well flamethrower equipped infantry, attack VTOL crafts, defensive turrets and orbital weaponry, including Ion Cannons.

Rather, good luck to them.

raikomaru40
Mar 26, 2009, 01:21 PM
But they have the strength of friendship and this guy.......

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e46/markhill66/NintendoNerdLord.jpg

Vanzazikon
Mar 26, 2009, 01:59 PM
But they have the strength of friendship and this guy.......

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e46/markhill66/NintendoNerdLord.jpgOMG! It's Captain N or TOH as a youngling. Man, saving the world can cause massive burnouts.

CrimsomWolf
Mar 26, 2009, 03:08 PM
Strength of friendship is all well and good in jRPG, but not in all out, ruthless strategy, fully backstabbing.

In fact, I'm willing to bet there are just those waiting to get bribed.

Vanzazikon
Mar 26, 2009, 03:13 PM
JRPG Vs. ARPG. Love, honor and Friendship vs. Power, Tyranny and Ambition.

CrimsomWolf
Mar 26, 2009, 03:25 PM
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/fatdamien/tyrrannyjpg.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k307/Animus000/a-ambition.jpg

TalHex
Mar 26, 2009, 07:13 PM
BRPG: CRUMPETS AND TEA!

raikomaru40
Mar 27, 2009, 06:17 AM
CRPG: HOCKEY AND MAPLE SYRUP!!!

Outrider
Mar 27, 2009, 10:55 AM
BRPG: CRUMPETS AND TEA!


CRPG: HOCKEY AND MAPLE SYRUP!!!

I would play those games in a heartbeat.

CrimsomWolf
Mar 27, 2009, 02:17 PM
RRPG: VODKA AND WANTON DESTRUCTION!!!

Lance813
Mar 27, 2009, 02:33 PM
RRPG: VODKA AND WANTON DESTRUCTION!!!

Yes!

...Rasputin gets shot minus 5 hp.

Rasputin- HP >9000

You lose....