There Are 52 Ways to...

[Leviathan]

murder anyone.

One and two work the same and they work as well.

I'm coming clean for Amy.

Julie doesn't scream as well.

and the cops won't listen all night.

So maybe, I'll be over.

Just as soon as I fill them all in.

and I can remember when I saw her last.

We were running all around and having a blast.

But the back seat of the drive-in is so lonely without you.

I know when your home,

I was thinking about you.

There was something I forgot to say,

I was crying on Saturday night.

I was out cruising without you,

they were playing our song.

Crying on Saturday night.

[astuarlen]

cheat at poker
draw the first card
change habits
choose the first character
construct an identier. of length 1
do technology
murder anyone
kiss someone
sweep streets?
express this fraction in the ancient Egyptian system of unit fractions where the denominator is always one
trip a turbine
get that perfect professional look



In contrast, there are only 21 things I want in a lover and no wrong way to eat a Reeses.

[beatrixkiddo]

In contrast, there are only 21 things I want in a lover

15 years and 6 inches?

How crude of me!

[astuarlen]

A very short member of Jailbait Nation? Pass.

[Solstis]

I'd be your lover astuarlen, but alas, I am a fighter*.

*I may be lying