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CrimsomWolf
Apr 1, 2009, 05:03 PM
In order to *sniff* commemorate *sniff* ending of Battlestar Galactica I'm presenting here FKL version.

Well, at least it's cast.

I'm not responsible in any way for trauma you may suffer. If you don't know who you are, then look it up.

Now, let the madness begin!

Admiral Adama: Spike. Cool, composed, father-like figure with an edge. Yup, yup, yup.

President Rosalin: astuarlen. I thought about Levi first, but ummm... You're a bit too young... and Rosalin is sort of bloodthirsty old hen. I'm sure you'd understand...

Tom Zarek: Once hero, a rebel, now stuck on prison ship. VanHalen.

Lee Adama: TOH. Who else? That righteousness, enthusiasm and still that "I've-been-through-stuff" edge. And always get's out of scrapes too.

Sturbuck: There's one choice I think. Levi. Because Levi is awesome, and somebody who plays Starbuck must be awesome. And have guts equal to a dragoon regiment and have soul akin to somewhat misguided artist, deep below though shell.

Colonel Tigh: Outrider. 'Cause you're grumpy old man :wacko:

Lieutenant Gaeta: Funny guy who says important stuff. Lance it's you.

Boomer: Saner. Dunno why, but there's always something fishy about Saner.

Chief (Tyrol): Does all the dirty jobs (mechanic) and is not afraid to stand up if things get though. And ekhm... relationship. With the person above... Nitro, that's you.

Dr. Baltar: Me. Obviously. Because I'm genius, can speak with at least trace English accent and I have treacherous, plotting streak. And I'm tad schizophrenic, at least when I'm tired :wacko:

Dr. Cottle: Either Randomness or Ranmaru. Both are bit cynical, strange science people.

No. Six: Seductive, smart-ass, cunning. And having capacity to rip off somebody's spine. That leaves only Tessu.

Centurions: We can replace them with mass-produced KOS-MOS models.

Admiral Cain: Airalean. I always got the feeling there's something evil about her.

No. Five: Fanatic who hates humans. PR spec. Talon, I leave you to it.

No. One: Bit of old, cynical creep. ShadowPawn.

No Four: Vanzazikon.

Hera: Tact :wacko:

I'll add more soon, or even write first episode, if I'll bother myself enough.

Leviathan
Apr 1, 2009, 05:21 PM
I looked at the wikipedia page. :wacko:

The character's physical appearance is based on Sackhoff's perception of Starbuck as an extremely fit, hard-drinking individual. "I didn't want Starbuck to be completely ripped," said Sackhoff. "This is a girl who drinks most of her calories."[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kara_Thrace#cite_note-Canwest01-1)

Starbuck has a natural talent for flying and is considered Galactica's best pilot, although she is also known for being an avid card player and drinker. Adama loves Kara despite her flaws and considers her something of a surrogate daughter. However, Starbuck and Colonel Tigh (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saul_Tigh) share a mutual sense of loathing.

CrimsomWolf
Apr 1, 2009, 05:32 PM
"If the crew doesn't hate the XO, then he's not doing his job" :wacko:

Hope you like it so far.

Lance813
Apr 1, 2009, 08:50 PM
Lieutenant Gaeta: Funny guy who says important stuff. Lance it's you.

Haha, You've officially made my life bearable.

I'm going to miss this show.

I'm honored to be Felix!


It stopped!

Tessu
Apr 1, 2009, 09:24 PM
It's always interesting to see how people perceive you.

I've never watched the show but I can't say I'm upset with my characterization. I think you over-estimate my ability to remove someone's spine, though. x]
You've piqued my interests.

Nitro Vordex
Apr 1, 2009, 10:36 PM
"Does all the dirty jobs (mechanic) and is not afraid to stand up if things get though."

Good Spork, I sound like a generic anime hero. Dammit.

Outrider
Apr 2, 2009, 10:29 AM
Frakkin' toasters.


"Does all the dirty jobs (mechanic) and is not afraid to stand up if things get though."

Good Spork, I sound like a generic anime hero. Dammit.

He's really not. Think of him more as the everyman character.

C'mon, a guy as normal-looking as the Chief couldn't be in anime!

Vanzazikon
Apr 2, 2009, 01:16 PM
You were descriptive with everybody else, until you went downer and downer and you came to me and said "Number 4. Vanzazikon" :disapprove: You even missed the period behind "No" D: Well, I can't blame you. You must've gotten tired writing all those description... But Tact gets a wacko! >:U

Did you know people (Not pointing any fingers >_>) thought I had a somewhat feminine voice. :wacko: Number 4 seems quite a bit like me (IRL) and I'm quite intrigued that you made an almost accurate perception of how I might be like. *rubs chin*

CrimsomWolf
Apr 2, 2009, 01:55 PM
Because I'm a frakking genius a.k.a Dr. Baltar.

And Tact gets :wacko: , cause Tact plays a kid.

Well, mitochondrial Eve of humanity, but still a kid.

Outrider
Apr 2, 2009, 01:56 PM
Which one is No. 4 again?

That's not Leoben, right?

CrimsomWolf
Apr 2, 2009, 01:59 PM
It's Simon.

The guy who makes experiments on Starbuck, and who gets stabbed by her in neck with piece of mirror.
And then another pops up right as she escapes from that facility. With frakload of Centurions behind.

I think Leoben is No.2

Lance813
Apr 2, 2009, 04:06 PM
I still can't get over that you said i was like Felix. :wacko:

Felix is my favorite. 8D

CrimsomWolf
Apr 2, 2009, 04:41 PM
He always struck me as funny guy.

My favorite was Baltar Which is why I, as director, placed myself in his role

Shame that series ended. However, my school library has extensive collection of Battlestar Galactica DVD's, seeing as several teachers are fans.

The show's got some of the best quotes I heard.

No. Six: Do you want children Gaius?
Dr.Baltar: Let me think about it. *faces her* NO.
No. Six: Procreation is one of God's commandments.
Dr.Baltar: Well, I'm sure if you'll be a good Cylon, he will reward you with a lovely little toaster of your own.

Starbuck: Can I make a suggestion you won't like?
Lee: Do you make any different kinds of suggestions?

Rosalin *To Commander/Admiral Adama (about Thigh's wife which was trying to grab Lee's ass during dinner): So you think that women is a Cylon, Commander?
Lee: If she isn't, we're in for a lot of trouble.

Dr. Baltar (to Rosalin and Adama): PLEASE DON'T ARGUE HERE! THAT'S A THERMONUCLEAR BOMB, FOR FRACKS SAKE!

Lance813
Apr 2, 2009, 04:53 PM
I heard from my Humanities teacher that they were starting another series.

I hopeful, haha.

CrimsomWolf
Apr 2, 2009, 05:00 PM
There will be some supplemental movie, or short miniseries from what I heard, but I don't think that they'll make some continuation so soon, especially seeing how they sold most props at the auction.

More quotes:

Lee: Don't worry Dad, I'll bring it back.
Adama: You better or I'll kick your ass. It's a good lighter.

Starbuck: Lords, it's Kara Thrace. I'm runnin'... running a little low on O2 and I could use a lucky break... No? OK, just thought I'd mention it.

It's also hillaroius when Galactica gets supplies from Pegasus and one of first things Felix asks is if they have porn in that software they gave them... Well, who cares if most of mankind was just blasted with nukes, you gotta keep your priorities. Naughty boy, Lance :wacko:

Lance813
Apr 2, 2009, 05:02 PM
Felix asks is if they have porn in that software they gave them... Well, who cares if most of mankind was just blasted with nukes, you gotta keep your priorities. Naughty boy, Lance :wacko:

You caught me! ^^;

CrimsomWolf
Apr 2, 2009, 05:08 PM
See?

Seems my guess towards most people were correct.

Now let's make that Cylon detector episode!

Lance813
Apr 2, 2009, 05:12 PM
The FKL n00bs are the cylons trying to come aboard Freshkillactica.

OHSHIT!

Randomness
Apr 2, 2009, 06:19 PM
I'd always meant to get around to watching that :(

Shadowpawn
Apr 2, 2009, 06:34 PM
I don't know whatever I should be offended or offended.

Leviathan
Apr 2, 2009, 07:58 PM
I don't know whatever I should be offended or offended.

I think the latter.

TalHex
Apr 2, 2009, 09:40 PM
yay! now I have another thing to watch... >.> after I buy season 4 of doctor who

Nitro Vordex
Apr 2, 2009, 10:34 PM
Because I'm a frakking genius a.k.a Dr. Baltar.

loldisputable

Solstis
Apr 2, 2009, 10:34 PM
There will be some supplemental movie, or short miniseries from what I heard, but I don't think that they'll make some continuation so soon, especially seeing how they sold most props at the auction.


Caprica, full show.

And that movie/mini-series that I forgot the name of.

Weeaboolits
Apr 3, 2009, 02:51 AM
I feel left out, but I didn't watch that show anyway, so I wouldn't even know.

Outrider
Apr 3, 2009, 09:44 AM
Caprica, full show.

And that movie/mini-series that I forgot the name of.

It's called:

THE PLAN.

And it takes place before and during season one, if I recall correctly.

Nai_Calus
Apr 3, 2009, 09:53 AM
Bullfrak, everyone knows that *I'm* Tigh. I'm even missing an eye. http://www.iankunx.net/wackoscar.gif

Outrider
Apr 3, 2009, 10:44 AM
Bullfrak, everyone knows that *I'm* Tigh. I'm even missing an eye. http://www.iankunx.net/wackoscar.gif

You are more bitter than I am.

Plus, I'm pretty sure you're a bigger fan of shooting people out of airlocks.

Solstis
Apr 3, 2009, 12:18 PM
You are more bitter than I am.

Plus, I'm pretty sure you're a bigger fan of shooting people out of airlocks.

I picture Outrider as a male version of D'anna (Number 3).

Why am I here? FRAK. I am SO bored.

CrimsomWolf
Apr 3, 2009, 12:23 PM
You can be a Hybrid.

Fine, Ian can be Tigh (he can switch with Outrider)

Outrider can be No. Three.
Now... we need to find Ellen. Any volunteers?

Outrider
Apr 3, 2009, 02:44 PM
Outrider can be No. Three.

Does that mean I have to sleep with you and Tessu?

Lance813
Apr 3, 2009, 03:57 PM
Yes. :wacko:

CrimsomWolf
Apr 3, 2009, 04:27 PM
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......

Ummm... we can skip this part. Unless Tessu really wants it.

Tessu
Apr 3, 2009, 04:38 PM
Both at the same time or individually?

If it's at the same time, does that mean Crimsom paired me with a character that slept with the character he paired himself with?

CrimsomWolf
Apr 3, 2009, 04:43 PM
Actually, I wasn't aware that he slept with No. Three.

Haven't seen all episodes yet ^^;

Solstis
Apr 3, 2009, 06:11 PM
Both at the same time or individually?

If it's at the same time, does that mean Crimsom paired me with a character that slept with the character he paired himself with?

There's too much confusion

CrimsomWolf
Apr 3, 2009, 06:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka_sHy9cVH0&feature=related

Outrider
Apr 3, 2009, 10:45 PM
Actually, I wasn't aware that he slept with No. Three.

Haven't seen all episodes yet ^^;

Oops, sorry.

(But it's all three at once. Baltar is just too much for female cylons to handle, I guess.)

astuarlen
Apr 4, 2009, 12:26 AM
There's too much confusion

No reason to get excited!!

Vanzazikon
Apr 4, 2009, 12:35 AM
Outrider may have slept with Tessu but TOH gets the green women.

Curse him

Adriano
Apr 4, 2009, 12:38 AM
STARGATE.

Larian
Apr 4, 2009, 03:34 AM
Seconded!! =D

Nai_Calus
Apr 4, 2009, 10:06 AM
Frak Stargate. *throws Adriano and Larian out of an airlock*

Lance813
Apr 4, 2009, 10:09 AM
Frak Stargate. *throws Adriano and Larian out of an airlock*

Agrees. Although I never really got into Stargate.

CrimsomWolf
Apr 4, 2009, 12:58 PM
It's okay, if your alternative is some ugly breakfast TV show.

But really, it can't handle a candle to Battlestar. Like, Ori supergate? That's just bad Halo rip-off. That whole Ori thing was mediocre anyway. At least in case of Cylons, they put some effort into establishing their society, motives; not just made "ancient-human ancestry race that's Egyptians, Mayans and Greeks rolled into one" thing.

Outrider
Apr 5, 2009, 02:56 PM
STARGATE.

"IT IS A FARGATE! F! Goes far, get it? From the makers of Findependence Day! We're NOT getting sued!"