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Nai_Calus
Apr 15, 2009, 07:27 PM
And your father was a lasagna!
SpikeOtacon
Apr 15, 2009, 07:28 PM
So that makes you a spaghetti sandwich?
Nai_Calus
Apr 15, 2009, 07:29 PM
No, that makes me a God.
SpikeOtacon
Apr 15, 2009, 07:29 PM
Must be hard, being the god of the floors at an Italian restaurant.
Nai_Calus
Apr 15, 2009, 07:30 PM
No, no, I'm the elven God of Dice.
SpikeOtacon
Apr 15, 2009, 07:32 PM
That's what they all say. Look at that meatball on the floor! What atrocity is this?!
Nai_Calus
Apr 15, 2009, 07:34 PM
Well, look closely cousin and you'll notice it's rolling out the door. Soon it will roll through the garden, and under a bush, and then someone will step on it, and it will be mush.