Party at barrys house

[W0LB0T]

There is a party at barrys house tonight, you plan to go and get your party on! But what booze do you bring.

A: 6 pack of light beer
B: a 2001 Cabernet Savingion you nicked from your dads house
C: Bottle of Mineral Terpantine
D: A complely empty case of Crown Lager

[SpikeOtacon]

:E, bring ye own flask.

[HolioArtillery]

C and matches

[Doppelgangers Alive!]

C. cause everything else is for pussies. >_>;

[Vanzazikon]

Z. All of the above.

[W0LB0T]

you grab a bottle of terps from the shed and head down to barrys house. You casualy walk through the door as you are greeted by barry, who is just some bloke who has a box for a head with a crudely drawn on face. He fails to notice the label on the bottle and thinks you have a bottle of Vodka. You place the Terps with the rest of the spirits and grab a beer form the bathtub full of ice (and some beer).

You glance over to a jukebox, which is pumping out What Is Love by Haddaway. You approch the jukebox to change the song but each choice is just another 90's dance song. Damm Barry has a bad taste in music. Your chices are

A: We like to party - Vengaboys
B: Jump - Kriss Kross
C: Stayin alive (remix) - Ntrance
D: Blue - Eifel 65

[astuarlen]

C: Bottle of Mineral Terpantine


I bring turps for the paint and a case of PBR for the hipsters.

This is an art party, right?



Edit: Beat to the punch. Whatever. This party sucks; I'm going to the place next door.

[Moo2u]

D: http://www.musicxxl.net/uploads/posts/2007-10/1191914083_eiffel-65.jpg

[HolioArtillery]

Eiffel 65, because radio disney clearly didn't play it enough (not.)

[SpikeOtacon]

Blue, Daba de daba di.

[Larian]

B!!! Going back old skool yo!! FO SHEEZY!! =P

[TalHex]

Blue, duh

[Larian]

You guys are no fun!! =P

[Moo2u]

Eiffel 65, because radio disney clearly didn't play it enough (not.)

Yes, because we definitely don't listen to radio disney....

....*cough*....

[astuarlen]

Blue, as covered by the Moo Man Group.

[W0LB0T]

You press the button for Blue. and eurotrash blares from the speakers

(have this going for added realisim)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA52uNzx7Y4

But unfortuntly your choice on music has attracted attention of an old school yard chum (by that i mean some dickbag who was in your class at highschool). He starts getting all nostagic and shit about how this song was cool in school. but you don't wanna keep taking to this dickbag, your all about the ladies.

A: tell him to go suck a dick
B: tell him to fuck off
C: Kick him in the dick
D: keep talking to the dickbag

[Nitro Vordex]

CCCCC

[HolioArtillery]

CCCCCCCCCC

[astuarlen]

but you don't wanna keep taking to this dickbag, your all about the ladies.


I didn't know Captain Geewj was attending this little shindig.


Never thought I'd do this but
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-Combo breaker?

E: :E

[Larian]

D Peeze!! =D

[Moo2u]

SEE!!

[Gentlemen]

Reciprocated testicle anyone?

[W0LB0T]

Current song is still: Blue - Eiffel 65

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H25lz7gchaw&feature=channel_page

The dickbag keeps rattling on about the song and how in the clip those 2 dudes end up decking like 50 of them aliens, but don't even give a shit when they gone back to do a concert. but this gives you ample time to give him a swift kick in the junk. he falls to the floor in pain and you walk off. As you contnue to party you notice him leave the party for the one next door, which is filled with art students.

You start scoping out the party for some fine ladies. 4 of them take you fancy, the rest are just ugly mingers.

Which lady do you bust a move on.

A: The Scantaly clad blonde chick on the dance floor
B: The well presented lady by the booze
c: The brunette alone on the couch
d: Barrys sister

[Nitro Vordex]

B, because the well represented ones are always feisty.

[Leviathan]

A. She's probably drunk too. And it's every man's instinct to "tackle drunk bitches" as eloquently put in the 40 Year-Old Virgin.

[HolioArtillery]

B, because the well represented ones are always feisty.

What this guy said. Plus, booze is within close reach.

[Nitro Vordex]

A. She's probably drunk too. And it's every man's instinct to "tackle drunk bitches" as eloquently put in the 40 Year-Old Virgin.
And probably has more diseases than a hooker in California.

[Larian]

C...She is most likely on the couch cause she is already wasted...less time for everything!! =P

[Nitro Vordex]

You people are idiots.

[SpikeOtacon]

Booze girl

[HolioArtillery]

If the well presented woman turns out to be Barry's mom, I'm voting to do her ahead of time.

[Moo2u]

C: See seems to be needin' some lovin'.

[HUnewearl_Meira]

B: a 2001 Cabernet Savingion you nicked from your dads house


o_o


[spoiler-box]http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e358/VanGarrett/GotWine.jpg[/spoiler-box]

[W0LB0T]

Current Song: Scatman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpHLEm9-0bg&feature=channel_page

You walk over to the well presented woman over by the booze. As you draw closer, the more beautiful she gets. you start up a frendly conversation

"I'm Audery by the way, whats your name"
"ummm...you"
"I've never heard that name before"
"its W0LB0T in origin"

After you and Audery have a indepth converstion of the origin of you's name, she asks is there is any red wine around here. Dammit you think, you had some at your house but thats too far away to go. what do you do

A.continue searching for wine

or forget her and focus on the other ladies.

b: The Scantaly clad blonde chick on the dance floor
c: The brunette alone on the couch
d: Barrys sister

[TalHex]

E: all of the above

[Nitro Vordex]

A. The smart ones are always freaky. ;o

[HolioArtillery]

Should have offered to bring her back to your place for some. Well, i guess the next most logical choice is Barry's sister.

C

[Leviathan]

Agricultural sciences.

[Larian]

C again!! =D

[Moo2u]

Seeee

[W0LB0T]

Needs a tie breaker

[TheOneHero]

C

For tie breaker glory!

[W0LB0T]

Current song: We like to party - Tony Martin (someone's hacked the jukebox)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGLBCiEp73g&feature=channel_page

You head over to the lonely brunette alone on the couch. As you approch you notice an awfull smell. It takes a few moments to realise that its the smell of mineral turpintine. you try to talk to the girl but shes completely out of it. Dammit! thats one girl out of action.

Plan your next move

A: continue your search for wine for audery
B: Skanky blond on the dance floor
C: Barrys sister
D: Fuckit, lets go mess with jukebox some more

[Larian]

D....Cause this party is getting lame...

[CrimsomWolf]

A, because next to D.) it's the most awe and action packed command.

And because I like letter A over next three.

[HolioArtillery]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Nitro Vordex]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[jShazBot]

"You were almost a Jill sandwich!"
-Barry Burton

[W0LB0T]

Current song: C&C Music factory - Gonna make you sweat


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b714Wi4CDsQ

You socwer barrys house for some wine, but to no avail

So you sneak into the party next door. which is full of emo's and lusers.

Song change: Some shit by My Chemical Toilet


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsFK4eZoF2w&feature=related

You sneak around the house, trying not to be spotted by these gits. But out of nowhere that jerk form before starts giving you shit.

A: Tell him to shut the fuck up
B: ignore the dickweed
C: kick him in the junk again
D: against better judgemnet: talk to him

[Larian]

C peeze!! =P

[Bot-Bot]

Sea peas.

[HolioArtillery]

C, it will always solve the problem

[Randomness]

Sea. Dump him in the sea.

I mean C.

[W0LB0T]

muvafuckn fallout bouy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqaK5300B6Y



That annoying jerk is giving you shit about kicking him in the junk, so ironically you do it again and that shuts him up.


You return to your quest for more wine, Searching all the rooms and trying your best to avoid contact by these emo luzers. Suddenly you come across a hatch in the floor. You peel the door back and venture into a dusty old wine cellar. Convenently there are 4 bottles of wine down here.


Which one do you take:


A: Sémillon Blanc
B: Rosé
C: Pinot noir
D: Chardonnay

[Larian]

Either B or C...I give my vote to the next person!! =D

Edit: THAT VIDEO OMGWTFBBQ!? =X

[HolioArtillery]

She wanted red wine, so C.

[TalHex]

take all four, the ladies like choices, and it's a long trip, there is no telling what fem-fatals you might encounter on the way :wacko:

[Moo2u]

TALON, THAT IS NOT AN OPTION!! DESTROY! DESTROY!

....*ahem*....C....

[TalHex]

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

[Nitro Vordex]

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

[W0LB0T]

Talon has been officaly been banned from this game. If you're not gonna play properly then bugga off.

Current Song...fuckit you don't wanna hear it.

So you grab the bottle of Pinot noir and quietly slink out. But thats when you notice that jerk you keep kicking in the balls is calling the cops on barrys party

Be warned! Choose carefully!

A: DGAF and GTFO
b: Tell barry.
C: kick jerk in the balls again
D: Hide out here at this total luser emo fest

[SpikeOtacon]

CCCCCC

[HolioArtillery]

CCCCCCC

then take his phone and tell the cops to crash the emo kids' party

[PwNeR]

C.
It's been going on this whole time. Why stop now?

[Nitro Vordex]

CCCCCCCCCCCCCC

[Moo2u]

Can't go wrong with C.

[HolioArtillery]

I believe this is in need of a bump.

[W0LB0T]

I believe this is in need of a bump.
Quite

Current song: The sound of you going GRRRRR! I'll fucking kill that little dick

So you walk up to that little prick on the phone, grab him on the shoulder. He spins around and you give him a swift kick to the junk. He only reacts slightly (he must have no feeling down there due to the many brutal kicks there before). He tries to punch you in the face but you doge it and punch him instead.

The tow of you continue to fist fight out onto the front lawn. I say fist fight but its more like fighting one of those inflatable clowns that fall over then just come back up to be punched again.

The cops arrive and see you brawlin', so they arrest you two and chuck you in the drunk tank down at the station.

The game, you lost it.
Your score 0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRdT8tdgb7Q

[Moo2u]

Well....at least I get the satisfaction of knowing he has no more feeling in his nuts.

[Larian]

That sounds like a win to me!!! =D

http://iworkfortheinternets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/youwin1internets.jpg