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HolioArtillery
Apr 20, 2009, 01:49 PM
Choose your character

A. a pigeon
B. a scarecrow that has mysteriously come to life
C. an anthropomorphic platypus, male (for all you furry lovers)
D. some guy that works in a cubicle
raikomaru40
Apr 20, 2009, 01:53 PM
Guy in cubicle (portrayed by Ron Livingston)
Vanzazikon
Apr 20, 2009, 02:24 PM
A) Pigeon
Alnet
Apr 20, 2009, 02:33 PM
I pick Option E.) Scatman John.
HolioArtillery
Apr 20, 2009, 03:01 PM
What does this look like to you, Green Jelly's Misadventures of Shitman?
Rasputin
Apr 20, 2009, 03:03 PM
D, please
Mixfortune
Apr 20, 2009, 03:04 PM
A scarecrow that mysteriously comes to life only to find he works in a cubicle.
Outrider
Apr 20, 2009, 04:03 PM
A pigeon-filled scarecrow that mysteriously comes to life only to find he works in a cubicle.

That's more like it!
astuarlen
Apr 20, 2009, 05:20 PM
What do you guys have against platypi?
Nitro Vordex
Apr 20, 2009, 05:45 PM
DDDDD
HolioArtillery
Apr 20, 2009, 05:57 PM
You are an average boring man with a wife and two kids (each another nail in the coffin that is marriage.) You struggle to make ends meet as a paper pusher in the cheapskate Nukes-4-U company with no promises of moving up. One day your boss hands you a newspaper, detailing a leak about one of the companie's projects. Since you're the only one in the building that seems to even have a damn clue about how computers work, your boss asks you to install spyware on all the company computers (accept his,) in an attempt to discover who is leaking company secrets. You agree to the task and do as you were told. However, being suspicious you also install the spyware on your boss' computer as well without him knowing. Sure enough, it seems your boss was the one selling the secrets. Do you:

A. Confront your boss and try to convince him to stop selling secrets for the sake of an already failing company
B. Blackmail your boss for all he's worth
C. Blow the whistle like a good little tattle-tale
D. Find the nearest computer cable of sufficient length and hang yourself
SpikeOtacon
Apr 20, 2009, 06:10 PM
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
HolioArtillery
Apr 20, 2009, 06:12 PM
Wing nights are on fridays >:U
Nitro Vordex
Apr 20, 2009, 06:16 PM
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
Randomness
Apr 20, 2009, 06:19 PM
Blackmail, naturally.
Boogie Troll
Apr 20, 2009, 07:25 PM
Blackmail.
astuarlen
Apr 20, 2009, 08:38 PM
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

QUIT SENDING MIXED MESSAGES

The safe combination is hidden behind the bureau.



Don't try to touch the combination in the empty laundry hamper. It bites.
Leviathan
Apr 20, 2009, 09:09 PM
LIKE A BOSS.