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Nai_Calus
Apr 21, 2009, 01:41 AM
Get used to it.

Also get used to the elf ears, they're permanent.
Nai_Calus
Apr 21, 2009, 01:46 AM
And the urge to hug trees is perfectly normal.
darkante
Apr 21, 2009, 05:24 AM
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm52/darkante1/PSU/30479576v6_150x150_Front.jpg

:wacko:
Nai_Calus
Apr 21, 2009, 06:19 AM
Damned straight.
Waki Miko Syamemaru!
Apr 21, 2009, 09:25 AM
Sorry my dear but I'm already a slave to a Goth Lollita. And she's English to boot. So that makes it awesome. Like "Its over Imma Firin mah SPARTAAAA Lazah 9000" awesome.

Also I like Goth Lolis so there!
Vanzazikon
Apr 21, 2009, 11:06 AM
I sliced my ear off, sir!
W0LB0T
Apr 21, 2009, 11:31 AM
I aint yo bitch Ian.

Now wheres me chainsaw. i need some lumber for my toothpick factory
HUnewearl_Meira
Apr 21, 2009, 12:24 PM
"Its over Imma Firin mah SPARTAAAA Lazah 9000"

SUP DAWG, I HERD U DIDN' LIEK FORMING BABBY, BUT I ACCIDENTALLY IN YOUR BASE.
CrimsomWolf
Apr 21, 2009, 12:29 PM
SO I HEARD YOU LIEKED MUDKIPS?

Other than that, I'm already slave to my female mind counterpart, that manifests herself as that very sexy girl in that absolutely enchanting kimono... so sorry, find somebody else.
Scrub
Apr 21, 2009, 02:37 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/14lj7df.jpg

Artistic rendering of Ian.
Dhylec
Apr 21, 2009, 02:39 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/14lj7df.jpg

Artistic rendering of Ian.

looks like his virtual self ;o
Nitro Vordex
Apr 21, 2009, 05:41 PM
Sorry Ian, but I don't publicly talk about the fetishes I have on a spam forum when nobody asks.



I hate you all...
darkante
Apr 21, 2009, 10:47 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/14lj7df.jpg

Artistic rendering of Ian.

Ohh noes! Snow elf...>.O (cough)
Scrub
Apr 21, 2009, 11:04 PM
There should be a law against a faggot like that profaning the sanctity of Viewtiful Joe.
darkante
Apr 21, 2009, 11:12 PM
Yeah, damned..uhh White elf! D:

Joe, kick that elfs ass!
*SLOOOOOOWWWW!!* Start punching... *Elf returns with the ridicolous laugh.."HMM!"
And then proceeds to kick Joe in ultra speed in his apples*...
Joe respond:"Dude..not cool..not at all..uhhh"..Falls down and twitches in pain.

Elf respond:"Ahh sorry Joe, it had to be done"

Alastor suddenly arrives and says:" Joe, you suck. Letīs fight!"
Joe says:" What the hell man...iīm injured in my thingy bingy"
Alastor says:" I donīt give a shit, i suck more therfore i need you to be handicapped to beat you."
Joe says:"Ohh...makes total sense...cow..a.."
Alastor gets shocked and says:" Iīm not a cow! Muhhh!"
Scrub
Apr 21, 2009, 11:25 PM
This is why I don't post here anymore.

I'll be back in a few months.
SpikeOtacon
Apr 21, 2009, 11:29 PM
ily scrub
Rasputin
Apr 22, 2009, 12:06 AM
I'm no man's slave nor a slave to whatever you are... now slave to a woman... that's debatable >.>
Nitro Vordex
Apr 22, 2009, 12:10 AM
Yeah, damned..uhh White elf! D:

Joe, kick that elfs ass!
*SLOOOOOOWWWW!!* Start punching... *Elf returns with the ridicolous laugh.."HMM!"
And then proceeds to kick Joe in ultra speed in his apples*...
Joe respond:"Dude..not cool..not at all..uhhh"..Falls down and twitches in pain.

Elf respond:"Ahh sorry Joe, it had to be done"

Alastor suddenly arrives and says:" Joe, you suck. Letīs fight!"
Joe says:" What the hell man...iīm injured in my thingy bingy"
Alastor says:" I donīt give a shit, i suck more therfore i need you to be handicapped to beat you."
Joe says:"Ohh...makes total sense...cow..a.."
Alastor gets shocked and says:" Iīm not a cow! Muhhh!"
Get out. Right now.
darkante
Apr 22, 2009, 05:56 AM
Get out. Right now.

Haha XP
TalHex
Apr 22, 2009, 02:31 PM
I almost cared... almost... then the viewtiful joe mini-fanfic killed it...

God do I need a vacation... >.>
Vanzazikon
Apr 22, 2009, 02:36 PM
I would be banned if I gave my opinion about it. Needless to say, the punishment sounds enjoying in contrast to reading the fanfic.
Randomness
Apr 22, 2009, 02:43 PM
*activates Thor and fixes history*

Problem solved.
TalHex
Apr 22, 2009, 02:46 PM
I almost cared... almost... then the... something... killed it...

God do I need a vacation... >.>

whoa Deja vu
darkante
Apr 22, 2009, 10:43 PM
Me thread destroyer? Thatīs a first. Lol
HolioArtillery
Apr 22, 2009, 10:50 PM
Viewtiful Joe was a crappy overrated cult hit. The humor was dumb as hell, the voices were more annoying than not, the game play was fine but nothing special. Story line was just plain stupid.
darkante
Apr 22, 2009, 10:53 PM
Viewtiful Joe was a crappy overrated cult hit. The humor was dumb as hell, the voices were more annoying than not, the game play was fine but nothing special. Story line was just plain stupid.

Your point? Thatīs not news. Haha XD
HolioArtillery
Apr 22, 2009, 10:55 PM
Your point? Thatīs not news. Haha XD

Last time I checked I didn't need to post new shit.
darkante
Apr 22, 2009, 10:58 PM
Last time I checked I didn't need to post new shit.

Nah, i meant i knew that since i first purchased the game. =P
Which were about 4 years ago ago.
HolioArtillery
Apr 22, 2009, 11:07 PM
Feels hard to believe it's gone by that fast
Nai_Calus
Apr 23, 2009, 09:53 PM
This thread is about elves and how you're all my slaves, not stupid shit about shitty stupid games. BACK ON TOPIC.

Also I like Scrub's picture, but I'm not sure I'm actually manly and badass enough for it.
TalHex
Apr 24, 2009, 07:31 AM
Viewtiful Joe was a crappy overrated cult hit. The humor was dumb as hell, the voices were more annoying than not, the game play was fine but nothing special. Story line was just plain stupid.

Outrider has already filled the role of annoyingly cynical bastard >.>
Vanzazikon
Apr 24, 2009, 10:59 AM
The more the merrier. :wacko: