Nitro Vordex
Apr 27, 2009, 01:14 AM
BILL NYE: THIS TIME, LEAD HIM THE WANT YOU WANT TO LEAD HIM.
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"Mr. Nye, we have yet another assignment for you." The Bawss, Bill Nye's only superior, was talking on the phone. Nye had just gotten back from sabotaging the LHC and was taking a well deserved break in his lab. He had sent all the volunteer kids home and was busy pouring himself a glass of Pabst Blue Ribbon. "We need you to go down to Mexico-"
"WHOA. I AM NOT GOING THERE." Nye interrupted. After the battle with the Chupacabra, he'd had enough of those things. He'd lost his favorite revolvers in that battle and refused to go there.
"Now Nye, this isn't a request, it's an order," The Bawss said. "I assume you've heard about the Swine Flu yes?"
"Of course, who hasn't?" He answered in his T.V. voice.
"You know I don't like it when you talk to me like that, Nye," The Bawss said with a little irritation in his voice. "Anyway, I need you to go down there and investigate. Agent Random will be accompanying you."
"Oh god, that little pecker again? Fine," spat Nye,"As long as I get to wail on him." Nye hangs up the phone and waits for Agent Random to come.
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PERSPECTIVE SWITCH
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*From this point on, you are now Bill Nye, 42 Corp. Agent.
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sigh
You really don't like this guy, but he gets the job done. You take a swig of some PABST BLUE RIBBON, and lean back in your swivel chair. That research needed to be done, and it needs to be done now. You give your computer a hefty kick, and it turns on. Opening up Girepra, your web browser, you type in Wikipedia.
And then you feel like an idiot. Turning off the computer, you wander over to the bookshelf.
Which book do you pull off the shelf?
1)Ten easy steps to curing thangs.
2)When I was the best: Autobiography of Rick Astley.
3)Dinosaurs and Cadillacs: Diseases of today and how they relate to the past.
4)Shit was Soak Ash: PhD in a pamphlet.
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2287/12190393062829294840nx1.jpg
"Mr. Nye, we have yet another assignment for you." The Bawss, Bill Nye's only superior, was talking on the phone. Nye had just gotten back from sabotaging the LHC and was taking a well deserved break in his lab. He had sent all the volunteer kids home and was busy pouring himself a glass of Pabst Blue Ribbon. "We need you to go down to Mexico-"
"WHOA. I AM NOT GOING THERE." Nye interrupted. After the battle with the Chupacabra, he'd had enough of those things. He'd lost his favorite revolvers in that battle and refused to go there.
"Now Nye, this isn't a request, it's an order," The Bawss said. "I assume you've heard about the Swine Flu yes?"
"Of course, who hasn't?" He answered in his T.V. voice.
"You know I don't like it when you talk to me like that, Nye," The Bawss said with a little irritation in his voice. "Anyway, I need you to go down there and investigate. Agent Random will be accompanying you."
"Oh god, that little pecker again? Fine," spat Nye,"As long as I get to wail on him." Nye hangs up the phone and waits for Agent Random to come.
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PERSPECTIVE SWITCH
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*From this point on, you are now Bill Nye, 42 Corp. Agent.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
sigh
You really don't like this guy, but he gets the job done. You take a swig of some PABST BLUE RIBBON, and lean back in your swivel chair. That research needed to be done, and it needs to be done now. You give your computer a hefty kick, and it turns on. Opening up Girepra, your web browser, you type in Wikipedia.
And then you feel like an idiot. Turning off the computer, you wander over to the bookshelf.
Which book do you pull off the shelf?
1)Ten easy steps to curing thangs.
2)When I was the best: Autobiography of Rick Astley.
3)Dinosaurs and Cadillacs: Diseases of today and how they relate to the past.
4)Shit was Soak Ash: PhD in a pamphlet.