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Randomness
Apr 29, 2009, 08:38 PM
Hello, you have reached the customer service center of the 10th bank of FKL.

Your post is very important to us.

Please post concerns below.

Do not post about us trying to collect from a dead person. Dead people don't exist.
SStrikerR
Apr 29, 2009, 08:41 PM
By any chance did you like the thread in OT?
Doubt it, but I'm just gonna take a guess.
TheOneHero
Apr 29, 2009, 08:42 PM
There is a distinct lack of loli-pops here.
jShazBot
Apr 29, 2009, 08:46 PM
No Comment
Randomness
Apr 29, 2009, 08:52 PM
There is a distinct lack of loli-pops here.

We can get you a lolipop for the low low rate of $100,000 dollars, on a 50-year payment plan and annual 50% interest.
Larian
Apr 29, 2009, 08:53 PM
Yes...Can you please give me :wacko:10,000 Please?
Randomness
Apr 29, 2009, 09:07 PM
Sure. That will be 1,000,000,000:wacko:.
Leviathan
Apr 29, 2009, 09:30 PM
I came to cash my check. Lemme put in my number!

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Bot-Bot
Apr 29, 2009, 09:37 PM
I'd like to deposit these two dead kittens.
Randomness
Apr 29, 2009, 10:01 PM
I came to cash my check. Lemme put in my number!

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Very well. The service charge is $1,000.


I'd like to deposit these two dead kittens.

That will be a $1,000 service charge, and a $10,000 bribe, thank you.
Larian
Apr 29, 2009, 10:10 PM
Sure. That will be 1,000,000,000:wacko:.

Oh...Gee...I'm not sure if I have that exact amount. Can you divide by 0 for me?
Randomness
Apr 29, 2009, 10:13 PM
Unfortunately, we must now close. To facilitate money lost by being unable to scam serve you, we must impose a fee of $10,000 on all recent posters.

Remember, you're monies are very important to us.

All right, I'm done.
Vanzazikon
Apr 30, 2009, 12:10 AM
I'd like to deposit this corpse.

*Holds Randomness dead body*
CrimsomWolf
Apr 30, 2009, 12:38 PM
I'm CEO of Vector Industries.

It's a bank, pseudo-religious militant organization, heavy industries and serious R&D rolled into one.

Why should I deposit money at you bank?
Nitro Vordex
Apr 30, 2009, 05:27 PM
You should deposit because...

I read that as "...serious D&D rolled into one."