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TalHex
May 1, 2009, 05:45 PM
a little spider living in my keyboard ~<3

HolioArtillery
May 1, 2009, 05:47 PM
poor bastard must lead a stressfull life, everytime someone goes to type:

THUMPITY THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMPITY THUMPITY THUMPITY THUMP THUMP THUMPITY

CrimsomWolf
May 1, 2009, 05:48 PM
I'd squash it, If I were you.

Outrider
May 1, 2009, 08:42 PM
I've got little white spiders that live in my car.

They pop up every summer.

They don't bug me and I don't bug them. It's been working out pretty well.

AlexCraig
May 1, 2009, 09:03 PM
There's a large black and white spider hiding in one of our outlets.

SStrikerR
May 1, 2009, 09:09 PM
My school has rats and stinkbugs all around, does that count?
Seriously, rats. What the hell?

Alnet
May 1, 2009, 11:29 PM
There used to be spiders all over my house. I dunno what happened, but one day they just stopped showing up. I must have bored them all to death.

Anyhow, they bit me so many times I swear my blood must be toxic or something. And it's unpleasant waking up with a sore throat and coughing up an inside-out spider.

To sum it up: I don't have a very positive view of spiders.

ShinMaruku
May 1, 2009, 11:38 PM
These spiders around my house like to jump.

Outrider
May 2, 2009, 10:20 AM
There used to be spiders all over my house. I dunno what happened, but one day they just stopped showing up. I must have bored them all to death.

Anyhow, they bit me so many times I swear my blood must be toxic or something. And it's unpleasant waking up with a sore throat and coughing up an inside-out spider.

To sum it up: I don't have a very positive view of spiders.

Have you noticed any increased agility of strength, or maybe ability to climb walls or sense danger, by any chance?


Just curious.

CrimsomWolf
May 2, 2009, 01:03 PM
I used to have wasps fly into my room onto regular basis.

Several hits with astronomy book and a net on windows solved the problem.


Oh, yeah, that couple of crushed carcasses might've helped too.

Alnet
May 2, 2009, 03:11 PM
Have you noticed any increased agility of strength, or maybe ability to climb walls or sense danger, by any chance?


Just curious.
Sadly, no. Just spots.

Lots and lots... of spots. :disapprove:

ShinMaruku
May 3, 2009, 01:09 PM
I read somewhere blondes (or women with the blond gene somewhere) tent to have more estrogen, so they're more likey to have bigger boobies.

CrimsomWolf
May 3, 2009, 01:57 PM
You really are a misogynist, aren't you?

ShinMaruku
May 3, 2009, 04:17 PM
You people are all insane.

CrimsomWolf
May 3, 2009, 04:19 PM
Or, we're all sane and you're paranoid schizophrenic.

ShinMaruku
May 3, 2009, 05:22 PM
One's who read negativy too much are the paranoid ones. :E

Outrider
May 4, 2009, 10:44 AM
I just don't think I've ever seen you post anything regarding women that wasn't derogatory or treating them as objects in some way.

Vanzazikon
May 4, 2009, 10:49 AM
I read somewhere blondes (or women with the blond gene somewhere) tent to have more estrogen, so they're more likey to have bigger boobies.What's this have to do with spiders?

UnderscoreX
May 4, 2009, 11:31 AM
You'll find out when you get a litlle older.

Vanzazikon
May 4, 2009, 11:33 AM
I don't think so.

UnderscoreX
May 4, 2009, 11:44 AM
Little did you know, that litlle leagues licked leaves.

Vanzazikon
May 4, 2009, 12:08 PM
Knowledge of a critters "meal"... Blondes with overly excreted estrogen thus increasing breast size... Spiders in a keyboard... Nope, nothings related.

Oh right, FKL...

autumn
May 4, 2009, 01:55 PM
Spiders >_>; You should squash it