Hey Levi...

[Airalean]

Make me a sandwich women.
Either that, or you're the husband.

[Leviathan]

I like dresses so...

[spoiler-box]http://inlinethumb53.webshots.com/41844/2102319950103384527S425x425Q85.jpg[/spoiler-box]

Only the best for you<3

[Larian]

Mmmm Pita!!

[Airalean]

That looks wonderful. But I too like dresses.
There not as CONSTRICTING as pants.
So, we'll both be the waifus.
Tess can be the husband.


Open marriage is Open, did somebody say Polygamy?

[Outrider]

Is that a cheeseburger in a pita?

AMAZING.

[Leviathan]

Is that a cheeseburger in a pita?

AMAZING.

Yes, and topped with provolone.

[Outrider]

That looks wonderful. But I too like dresses.
There not as CONSTRICTING as pants.
So, we'll both be the waifus.
Tess can be the husband.


Open marriage is Open, did somebody say Polygamy?

I mean - three people in a marriage doesn't necessarily mean it's an open marriage.

An open marriage is when the participants are able to go sleep around with people outside of that marriage.

[Lance813]

FRONE GET TO IOWA, QUICK!

[CrimsomWolf]

ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod...

*Brain crash...system rebooting in 5...4...3...2...1... reboot complete*

Talk about excess hotness. My, ekhm fantasies will now be ummm...much more interesting for next weeks to come.

[TalHex]

O.o ohmygod... pita cheeseburger with salsa! <3

[Airalean]

ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod...

*Brain crash...system rebooting in 5...4...3...2...1... reboot complete*

Talk about excess hotness. My, ekhm fantasies will now be ummm...much more interesting for next weeks to come.
You're talking about the sandwich aren't you? :disapprove:

[Sayara]

Looks sort of like Falafel

[CrimsomWolf]

You're talking about the sandwich aren't you? :disapprove:


Wouldn't you want to know sweetie~

[Airalean]

Wouldn't you want to know sweetie~
Sweet...ie? Are you feeling alright?

[CrimsomWolf]

No *tehehehehehe*

I loooovvveeee yoouuu~~~

*giggle-giggle-tehehehe*

[Airalean]

What is this... I don't even...

[CrimsomWolf]

Commeee here~

I'll give you a huggy-kissy~

*tehehehe*

[Airalean]

You'll go to jail.

[CrimsomWolf]

I do not care.

[TalHex]

Mega Milk Jail Bait?

[Airalean]

What did I DO?!? And before you make any fast decisions on.. going to jail?
Lets talk this through.
Now Crimsom, WHY on earth are you acting this way?

[CrimsomWolf]

I..I wish I knew.

Maybe it's your behavior...it's...it's honest a-and there's some-something enchanting about it...

[Vanzazikon]

You shouldn't fap and type at the same time, buddy.

[CrimsomWolf]

*facedesk*

I was being shy there Sherlock.

Now go into the corner, you're ruining the mood.

[Nitro Vordex]

SO KAWAII~~~~~ ^^ :burger:

I just realized how the smiley pales in comparison to the burger. o.o

[Ami~]

This is SO not kawaii desu. seriously.

[Airalean]

...I don't even

Ami, in FKL??!
Crazy.

[Nitro Vordex]

Typing one handed is quite a feat, depending on your speed.

Like I am now!
http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/5420/idontevencare.jpg

[TalHex]

ITT: ew. external appearance damaging stuff

[Ami~]

...I don't even

Ami, in FKL??!
Crazy.

WELL. you DID post the link on es-skype so it kinda took me here?!?!?

[Nitro Vordex]

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z121/feisord/Hell-1-1.jpg

[CrimsomWolf]

...I don't even

Ami, in FKL??!
Crazy.


Oh don't worry love, it's just a..temporary shock...
You'll be alright soon, my dear.

*steals a kiss*

[Nitro Vordex]

Probably shouldn't read the transcript from one of your animes.

[CrimsomWolf]

Actually, I made it myself.

[Airalean]

*facepalm*

[TalHex]

X.x kick to the family jewels or a slap is impending

[Nitro Vordex]

http://compulsivec.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/crazy-eyes.gif

[CrimsomWolf]

*facepalm*

Ohhh c'mon, it's not that bad, is it?

*setting up the dancing music:*

[spoiler-box]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSYPYq9D_No&feature=related[/spoiler-box]

*Takes Airlean into slow dance*

You're so lively when you're annoyed...so...beautiful.

[Nitro Vordex]

(Zero echo Niner, we have a swift kick to the balls on radar. Permission to swing leg.)
(This is control tower, permission granted. Fire when ready.)

[CrimsomWolf]

Jealous, aren't we?

[TalHex]

of getting kicked in the balls? no not really

[Vanzazikon]

He'll probably godmod around your kick.

[CrimsomWolf]

Oh, you just can't get it, can you?


Sorry Talon, I'm not sharing~

Unless, of course she insists~

[Airalean]

I'm a happily married women.

[CrimsomWolf]

Damm

The pains of love~~

I'll be back.

*steal another kiss*

That other sig suits you~

@Van: If it's her kick, I'll take it. Unlike some others.

[Lance813]

Crimsom, what the fuck?

[CrimsomWolf]

You have no idea *grins*

[Lance813]

Either do you. *Grins*

[Vanzazikon]

Why are we grinning? *Grins*

[Outrider]

Wow. I wouldn't be surprised if this thread suddenly deleted itself out of shame.

[CrimsomWolf]

Thus, it should be recorded for generations to come.

Now shut up, and start grinning like everyone else!

[Airalean]

*facepalm*
FOCL.

*grins*

[CrimsomWolf]

See?

We're one, big, happy family with friends and lovers, all holding hands together, against the strings of faate...

[Airalean]

No incest plz.

[CrimsomWolf]

Fix'ed

[Lance813]

Without benefits...

[Airalean]

Lance is naked right now. Truth.

[CrimsomWolf]

That's uh... interesting.

You're certainly well...informed?


Group cybersex time nao? Y/N

[Airalean]

This topic seems to be getting a LITTLE dirty for FKL.

[CrimsomWolf]

Absolutely.

Also, Is it just me, or did FKL viewers number just increased?
Correlation much?

[Airalean]

Forum groups main topic: Crimsom fapping while postin'
Ur gossip now boy.

[CrimsomWolf]

I'll try to take gossip part (ignoring the rest) as compliment.

Ah, to be noticed... :wacko:

[Airalean]

Speaking of being noticed. Apart from your.. um.. displays of affection? In this thread.
I've been feeling ignored lately.
Nows the time to whore myself out?
Attention whore tiemz.

[CrimsomWolf]

No.

The *to-be-noticed* thing was somewhat sarcastic.

I don't have any need to be attention whore, I'm quite content with my friends.

It was affection-showing time... sweetheart~

[Out_Kast]

lmfao.

I even did it in lower-case letters, to show I wasn't joking. :wacko:

[Airalean]

This topic went from defining my marriage to... yeah..
Whatever it is now.

[Out_Kast]

Ms. Airalean, let's get married! Just the two of us! (:

[CrimsomWolf]

Not my faaauullttt, blaameee me hearrrtttt~

Next time, be more careful~

@Out_Kast

Not you too!

[Airalean]

Ms. Airalean, let's get married! Just the two of us! (:
Ha, you know I would in a second. Provide air fair, and I will get the dress.

[CrimsomWolf]

NOOOOO....

You're breaking my heart~

Wait, what about Levi?

[Out_Kast]

Not my faaauullttt, blaameee me hearrrtttt~

Next time, be more careful~

@Out_Kast

Not you too!

I'm sorry dude, but you've gotta admit it WAS pretty funny ;D

Edit: Out_Kast comes first, before all others. :wacko:

[Airalean]

It's true, Outkast did come first.
He'll just have to marry Tess and Levi too. <3

[CrimsomWolf]

This is not over yet sweatheart~

[Airalean]

Problem being Crimsom, Outkast, Levi and Tessu can all have me... Legally. :wacko:

[CrimsomWolf]

Yes, I'm sure we can all reach an, umm...agreement?

[Out_Kast]

Brittany calls the shots, she decides the 'agreement' ;D

[Airalean]

And... Outkast has been seducing me with his accent for months, maybe even a year!
To bad he doesn't speak to me anymore~

[Out_Kast]

Don't rub it in, I've got a lot of stuff on my plate ;D ♥

[Wyndham]

Wynd says hi to Levi.

[CrimsomWolf]

Don't rub it in, I've got a lot of stuff on my plate ;D ♥


Oh God, do you know how that sounds!?

Guess more time is needed.

The compromise it is then. Whatever you decide.

[Airalean]

Wynd only says hi to himself. Wynd likes to pop into the threads and make them about him.
Wynd should go back to playing with his ugly dolls ;o

[Out_Kast]

Oh God, do you know how that sounds!?



Only to the corrupt mind. ;]

[CrimsomWolf]

Or English person.

Edit: Sorry. But I've spend last 5 years in English school, and their humor is really morbid.

[Wyndham]

I just thought I'd pop in and say hi. I haven't been here recently.

[CrimsomWolf]

That's... great.

Only in different thread.

This one is packed, as you can see.

[Out_Kast]

Or English person.

Oooh, was that a stab at my home country good sir!? :wacko:

[CrimsomWolf]

See my edit good sir.

You do have some good tea and chocolate over there though.
Versus lack of rubbish bins, people who look like they're about to rob you and kill you and crazy sandwiches.

Unless it's only London.

[SpikeOtacon]

Hands off my daughter ya freaks.

[Airalean]

British accents and German accents.
Ah~

[Out_Kast]

people who look like they're about to rob you and kill you and crazy sandwiches.


That's the truest thing I've read all day! :wacko:

Edit: Hi, Spike (:

[CrimsomWolf]

You're welcome sir :wacko:

English accent (the sort of generic one) took me a while to learn and is tiring to use, but fun.

Other than that, I speak with Polish/Prussian accent.

Hell yeah.

[SpikeOtacon]

Out_Kast mah boi! It's been a while since i've seen ya around. Hope everything's going well. Sorry about the mess...

http://i433.photobucket.com/albums/qq60/mcmanmeat/Left4Bread/vlcsnap-782372.png

You caught me while I was cleaning. Lemonade?

[TalHex]

Normally I would only use this once per week... but this warrants special circumstances...

ITT:
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/1197081564059un7.jpg

[Out_Kast]

It's cool man, I was doing a spot of cleaning myself.

[spoiler-box]http://thebarefootkitchenwitch.typepad.com/the_barefoot_kitchen_witc/images/2008/04/28/img_1105_1.jpg[/spoiler-box]

Yes, I will have some lemonade. Things are going well. How's life at your end of the bargain?

Edit: And I didn't mean that as in I was cleaning myself up. Don't get the wrong idea.

[CrimsomWolf]

Boy, did we go crazy here.

But that was most fun I had in some time.

[Airalean]

No drama here Talon ;o
I'm just over here, sipping my boxed orange juice.

[CrimsomWolf]

Go few pages back for (soap) opera though.

[TalHex]

It's only a matter of time >.>

[SpikeOtacon]

Lemonade and Tea, eh? So you're an Arnold Palmer man, Out_Kast? I like that.

Jaffa Cake?

[Nitro Vordex]

Mah boi has returned!

Gotta visit us more often boi!

[CrimsomWolf]

Every place needs it's ehh...quirky English resident.

[Out_Kast]

Lemonade and Tea, eh? So you're an Arnold Palmer man, Out_Kast? I like that.

Jaffa Cake?

Seen my latest Myspace shot?
http://www.billpappas.com/Portfolio/Corporate/ArnoldPalmer.jpg

Yes, I'll have two, please.
How am I looking these days?

[Vanzazikon]

Sorry about the mess... You caught me while I was cleaning. Lemonade?

It's cool man, I was doing a spot of cleaning myself.

Go few pages back for (soap) opera though.I've got a sudden urge to clean.

[SpikeOtacon]

Seen my latest Myspace shot?
http://www.billpappas.com/Portfolio/Corporate/ArnoldPalmer.jpg

Yes, I'll have two, please.
How am I looking these days?

Looking a lot better than me, old sport.

http://i433.photobucket.com/albums/qq60/mcmanmeat/Left4Bread/betterthanme.png

But I suppose it is as best I can do with all of these youngin's around.

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/4236/istockphoto4810999twoja.jpg

[Out_Kast]

Tell yer what, chap, I'll give you a few cans of this stuff:

http://cageboy.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/arnold_palmer_blk_lg.jpg

It's what keeps me looking young and active, see?
Goes nicely with Jaffa Cakes, too.

[SpikeOtacon]

Looks fantastic, and this way I can keep you around the house a bit more often! I'm sure Airalean would like that.

[Nitro Vordex]

Can I get one of those? They're really good. ._.

[CrimsomWolf]

Looks fantastic, and this way I can keep you around the house a bit more often! I'm sure Airalean would like that.


My..Prussian..genes..are..calling...must...resist. ..chopping...his..head off

*keeps wrestling with his hand*

[Out_Kast]

We'll see, son, we'll see.
I've got some golfing tournaments upcoming; going to go swing the ol' driver to kingdom come!

[TalHex]

aye... they do look good... especially with it being so hot here... (not compared to arizona, but for here it's pretty hot)

[CrimsomWolf]

The joys of living in Northern Hemisphere...

[Airalean]

Looks fantastic, and this way I can keep you around the house a bit more often! I'm sure Airalean would like that.
Keep in mind papa, I'm a teenager. With heightened hormones!

[Retniwreven]

I really need to pay more attention to random threads that come along. So many things I could have said on the first page that are now, sadly pointless...

Retni is sadcat. ;~;

[CrimsomWolf]

There, there, I'm sure you'll get the chance, eventually.

Speaking of which, Levi won't forgive any of us once she sees this mess *gulp*

[TalHex]

*throws a bucket and mop at crimsom* get cleaning then, our jantors unemployed right now, so you have to do it yourself

[Wyndham]

That's... great.

Only in different thread.

This one is packed, as you can see.

go poop yourself.

[CrimsomWolf]

Waiiit, how about employing him here then...

Oh, guess I have to do everything now...

*starts cleaning*

@Wyndham: You just had tom post seconds before me, didn't you :wacko:

[TalHex]

if we employed nitro, then he wouldn't be our unemployed jantor anymore, now would he?

[Retniwreven]

Ah, the curious dynamics of FKL relationships.
I somewhat miss the fluff-bus days of the cats thread.
So many suggestive posts, now we have regressed to gaming.

[CrimsomWolf]

....
.....
......
.......

*owl is heard in the background*

O-okay.
Almost finished.

[Retniwreven]

I kind of want to see what Levi's reaction will be. =D

[CrimsomWolf]

I hear the boots of Fury

I see her beautiful face, the bloodied blade, the fiery touch.
No mortal man shall survive the anger.

Thus the rapiers break, castles crumble and shields weaken.
One Era is over.
The other one is rising, in the blood and fire.

Until the dawn, our ashes shall settle, the ground for future bright.

[Out_Kast]

I kind of want to see what Levi's reaction will be. =D

Facebook's taken over my brain D:
I was just trying to 'Like' this statement... when I remembered that I can't!
...
...
I like this. (Y)

[Retniwreven]

Facebook's taken over my brain D:
I was just trying to 'Like' this statement... when I remembered that I can't!
...
...
I like this. (Y)

Wait, what?
I fail to understand you somehow.

[CrimsomWolf]

Fury, fury there a Tyrant!

The red, the red. Bloodied sword bring doom. The dawn shall be paid by blood. No mercy. No reason. Just to watch the world burn.

The white, the white. Arrows of conquest; blot out the sun. One to take all, one to cover all, one to rule and bind them.

The black, the black. Scales that tip, and kill. One to suffer, one to die.Old and young, rich and poor, tragedy touches all.

And now, behold, the pale horse.

Our doom. Our road. The hand of Fate touches all. You may run, you may hide, none shall survive.

[Wyndham]

*spins!*

[Out_Kast]

Wait, what?
I fail to understand you somehow.

You know how Facebook works, right? ;D

[Retniwreven]

You know how Facebook works, right? ;D

Nope.
Despite all odds, I have never had a facebook account, nor have I visited the site for any length of time at all.

[Out_Kast]

That'd explain why you don't understand ;D

[Leviathan]

My..Prussian..genes..are..calling...must...resist. ..chopping...his..head off

*keeps wrestling with his hand*

Bend over, Freddy of Prussia
Let the Empress take aim.
Yuor butt will fly to Russia,
Your brians to sunny Spian.

My Spanish genes are showing. :blush:


There, there, I'm sure you'll get the chance, eventually.

Speaking of which, Levi won't forgive any of us once she sees this mess *gulp*

!@#$%^&*()_+ :argh:

I'm running away.
















[spoiler-box]
Run right into the arms of ________.
[/spoiler-box]

[Nitro Vordex]

VanHalen.

Or Mr. Reznor. ;o

[Airalean]

Better be fucking running into my arms.

[Retniwreven]

I have more arms than any of yuo.
That's right. yuo heard me.
[spoiler-box]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Tonberry_Parfait/1240287963024.jpg[/spoiler-box]

[CrimsomWolf]

Jesus Holy Christ, what is that thing!?

Also, Levi, please forgive me.

Will you marry me?

[Airalean]

She's married. >:U

[Retniwreven]

She's married. >:U

You know, I never did congratulate you two on that. =O
*Throws a handfull of somewhat stale rice that happened to be in the cupboard*

[CrimsomWolf]

She's married. >:U

You started the whole thing on three-way marriage.

It's not like she will say yes to me, or jump into your arms.

Give it a time.

She's probably still pissed...

[Leviathan]

[spoiler-box]http://i24.tinypic.com/wce16b.jpg

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk127/erinfuzzy/andersoncooper.jpg
We're getting matching biceps! :3[/spoiler-box]

[Vanzazikon]

Permission to facepalm, ma'am!

[Wyndham]

Permission to facepalm, ma'am!

permission porked.

[Nitro Vordex]

Holy shit he's pale. Paler than Wyndham!

(Get it?)

(No?)

(TOO FUCKIN' BAD.)

[Wyndham]

Holy shit he's pale. Paler than Wyndham!

(Get it?)

(No?)

(TOO FUCKIN' BAD.)

I'm extremely pale, look at my photo.

[Vanzazikon]

Go hangout in the sun more.

Oh wait

[Nitro Vordex]

Go hangout in the sun more.


I second this.

Oh wait-

[TalHex]

The unemployment office called nitro, they are cutting off your unemployment checks... they say you are fired...

[Nitro Vordex]

How can I be fired if I'm unemployed? ;_;

DOUBLE FIRED

[TalHex]

not sure, but somehow, you managed it

[Nitro Vordex]

Achievement Unlocked!

[Lance813]

I feel really left out now...

Where do i stand in this crazy love hexagon?

[TalHex]

[spoiler-box]
*<-hexagon is here














































































*<-you are here[/spoiler-box]

I hope that cleared up any questions :wacko:

[Lance813]

I figured as much. :wacko:

[Wyndham]

I second this.

Oh wait-

I go outside every day.

[Volcompat321]

I go outside....



at night. Does that count?

[TalHex]

i work in a green house!

[Volcompat321]

I work in a mental health facility....

[CrimsomWolf]

I work in slaughterhouse full of maniacs Theater.

[TalHex]

do you get to eat free stale popcorn?

[CrimsomWolf]

No, we don't sell popcorn in theaters.

Though after the show, the bars are open for business. But still no popcorn.

[TalHex]

man, your job sucks

[Lance813]

I was about to say, "what the fuck? No popcorn in theaters?" but then I realized...

Ewwww, That kind of theater...

[Volcompat321]

lol...I thought that kind of theater too.
Alcohol bars are always nice though. If that's the kind of bar you meant..

[Leviathan]

The only kind of bar that is fun is this.

[spoiler-box]http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/askville/377829_1794567_mywrite/fun-size.jpg[/spoiler-box]

I don't mind tavern bars, just leave me alone, i need to sulk and drink in my own misery. (//___>)

[CrimsomWolf]

...What is it now?

It's European drama theater, popcorn is... not welcomed much.

Unlike alcohol If bar doesn't have at least 4 different types of beer, 2 different vodka's + something else, then it sucks, hard.

[SpikeOtacon]

That's how drama was meant to be experienced. Buzzed and bruised!

[CrimsomWolf]

As long as players are (relatively) sober and can get to act together, it's fine.

Also, Old Porter is nice for sore throat, which you get a lot at long speeches and/or speaking with fake accents.

[SpikeOtacon]

I should try to be on stage and a little hammered at the same time. It'd be the challenge of a lifetime!

[CrimsomWolf]

Never tried it, but if you're feeling up for it...

The best cover is drunkard/alcoholic role.

[SpikeOtacon]

Naturally. Town drunkard would be the perfect disguise...

One day crimsom we must take the stage together.

[CrimsomWolf]

Naturally.

If either you come to Europe, or I manage to get into U.S