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Konekochan07
Jun 24, 2009, 08:45 PM
Ok, so I figured maybe some of the SEGA ppl will read this and pass it on to higher-ups. This is a SERIOUS thread. Just write your "Dear SEGA" letter and hopefully someone like Edward will let the actual ST or SoA/SoJ ppl know about it.

I figured why not make a thread where ppl can complain without bashing each other. Don't worry about what other ppl post, just tell SEGA how you feel.

Dear SEGA,
Why are our updates so few and far between? Why are we so far behind the Japanese servers? Why can't we have our updates properly installed in a timely manner? Please don't give any excuses, just tell us players why. Don't lie, don't pretend, just give us the facts. We want to know what's going on. If it's just technical issuses or something, tell us. We'd be able to understand and then wouldn't be so upset about it later. Just tell us the facts as to why the updates are late or split up. I think the entire player base would be happy just to know the facts about our PSU updates.

Thank you for your time,
Koneko

pikachief
Jun 24, 2009, 08:56 PM
Dear SEGA,

Thanks for making such a wonderful game. Its so addicting but its supported by practically an endless amount of things to accomplish. Even if your updates may seem far and inbetween at times, at least you made an online game so that we have friends to spend the time with and so many different things we can do while we wait. Thank you for the level up system, PAs, multiple character slots, and such a fantastic character creator so that we can all have unique characters.

It was truly a great game keep supporting your players, Love Kitty =^.^=

roardova lengths
Jun 24, 2009, 09:26 PM
Dear SEGA,

It's me again, please make an expansion for the PS2 players, 160 items need to be seen by those, so the friends that we all have on the PS2 will still be here for the long haul. By the way, make Bajuracs drop from Wikkos. I've gotten everything else from the game except that and please update the older missions! I would really like to use a scape doll before I meet the four Svaltus on Block 4 of Sleeping Warriors S2!

It's Been Real,
Roardova Lengths

Volcompat321
Jun 24, 2009, 10:11 PM
Dear SEGA,

Thanks for the almost 3 years of this game. I hope to continue playing this game fora while, since it's been a great 2+ years. Other than updates coming a quite slow, I have no complaints. Thanks again for the amazing game you provide for us players.

ashley50
Jun 24, 2009, 11:12 PM
Dear SEGA,

Keep up the good work.

RAGNAGELPPOD
Jun 25, 2009, 12:03 AM
Dear sega

I enjoy coming home from a long day of work to PLAY an mmorpg as opposed to just clicking one. I also enjoy playing a virtual african american character and teaming up with other characters of all weights, ethnicities, hairstyles and skin tones because variety ( and fine asians) are the spice of life.

Powder Keg
Jun 25, 2009, 12:34 AM
Dear Sega,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TzPDsBNtsw

Gibdozer
Jun 25, 2009, 02:18 AM
Dear Sega, Thanks for keeping Phantasy Star special throughout the ages, and making the games(old and new) available on so many systems!

darkante
Jun 25, 2009, 02:25 AM
Not to be mean or anything, isnīt it more likely they read any message on the official site?
Why not just post it there.

Yunfa
Jun 25, 2009, 07:46 AM
Dear SEGAC,

Sincerely, cApN

P.S. t('-'t)

I read your status...and it's so ironic. I won't even give you any credit at this point...are you stupid? That guy has Xenogears as his top #6 of his most hated games. His #2 most hated game is PSO Blue Burst, and MOST hated game sitting on rank #1 is PSU.

- Did you have what you thought was an epiphany when you read that article a few years back when it first made it's way to these forums? *scoff*

aquafire
Jun 25, 2009, 09:03 AM
http://forums.sega.com/showthread.php?t=284671

Is this a fad? :o

cApNhOwDy
Jun 25, 2009, 12:09 PM
I just tell it how I see it, it's my own opinion and I dont expect anyone else to agree. I respect everyone else's opinion and will just agree to disagree.

Billy Mitchell
Jun 25, 2009, 12:45 PM
Dear Sega,

Are you not doing updates because you can hear me hittin your sister in the room next door? If so, I'll tell her to keep it down. She just loves my hot sauce.

Sorry!
Billy

Calsetes
Jun 25, 2009, 01:36 PM
Dear Sega,

Can you please increase the monthly fee amount to $15? I really think it would help keep the game more active and remove some of the dead weight from the servers. Or, at the very least, can you make White Beast a premium pay-per-run mission? Thanks.

Sincerely,
Someone-who-likes-playing-more-than-one-boring-mission-and-hates-lobby-spam

Waki Miko Syamemaru!
Jun 25, 2009, 02:41 PM
Dear Sega,

Greetings from America! I wa-hey wait where are you going? Come back I just want to talk! Listen, you've got an awesome game here and I'm not kissing any ass. You seriously have a great game on your hands. I know you may not like the western audience because we are "barbarians" and "Japanophiles" in your eyes but hear me out. We'd love for you to treat us with the same respect as your home audience! I know 60 some odd years ago we kinda "nuked" your country and we are sorry about that. The past is past and...well...can't we all just...get along? You have a big fanbase here in America and Europe. This relationship is kinda like a Lifetime movie. We show you our love and devotion but you just get drunk and get all "Dio Brando" on us then drop a road roller on our heads. In a way your tearing this family apart. We love you Sega.

P.S.: Can you get your katana out of my stomach? It's hindering my ability to digest food stuffs. K thx!

-Syamemaru!

RemiusTA
Jun 25, 2009, 03:00 PM
Dear Sega (a.k.a. INTEGRITY!)


Hey I really love your game. We all do. Its great! You know what we also love? Updates. Yeah, the things we pay you for. Also I heard about that new "ice" event the Japanese players are about to receive. That's AWESOME! Cant wait to get it....we are getting it, right? OH dont feel pressured or anything. We really dont mind paying the same amount as the japanese players did and getting only 40% of the content they did. We also dont mind being denied content for months with no explanation. We also REALLY don't mind being a year behind you in updates. Also, when we do events, we also dont mind you lying to us about when we get the awards. Dont sweat it, its all good, really. We understand how you really feel. Like my parents always say, "be as you are!", LoL! We're just having fun paying such an amazing company. You guys are the GREATEST!

So, tell your US/EU higher-ups that they're doing a GREAT job! We really dont give a rats' behind about updates -- PSSH, who needs those to enjoy an MMORPG? Be chill. Take your time. Take your precious. fucking. time.




Love,
Remius.



























P.S.

Fuck you.

Shinko
Jun 25, 2009, 04:15 PM
Dear Sega

I love your Phantasy Star Universe game. It's a very unique mmo that I have enjoyed. I been Playing it since it came out and I really REALLY enjoyed it.... However I do grow tried of the screws and lack of updates. For someone who's been around as long as me... I know how all the BAD and some good things that when on though the course of this game unlike most new players that say that it isn't that bad. However this isn't a letter to tell you how bad you guys are. I'm just asking could you really put more effort into this game (Mainly EU/US)

I really like this game and would hate to see it die. The population is starting to get so low. (Ps2/PC side is kind of sad.... I know you see this) The older players are get bored and upset. And there's many people leaving to go to the JP side (Which been on my mind also... that or just quitting all together)

I don't know how we ended up so far behind JP.... and we rarely get an explanation for anything which I feel is wrong. You guys could at least give us an reason. And then when you guys give us promises you go and brake it. This has happen so many times that it's hard to take you guys seriously.

All I'm asking is please try a bit hard for your fans. I see my self a big fan of PSU but there only so much I can take. Thanks Sega

P.S - PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE BETTER SONIC GAMES. Sonic was the reason I started playing video games. I'll hate to see him dies as well :( I like him alot



- Prince Seon

Delete
Jun 25, 2009, 04:23 PM
Dear Sega

Why do people think "Segac" is funny/cool ?

RemiusTA
Jun 25, 2009, 06:06 PM
You are not funny or cool. You may not challenge its comedy appeal.

MegaZoneXE
Jun 25, 2009, 07:56 PM
Dear SErvice GAmes

*Seriousness*
Yeah umm... i got online on Phantasy Star Universe about Christmas 2006 and been on ever since. PSU is truly a good game, met a lot of COOLNESS people. Sega you have made a good social MMO...

Yes, the social part of the game is good[ when people are actually on...] but the whole PLAYING the game is lacking. plain and simple....we need better SERVICE....!

Why are we Playing/Paying with hardly no updates.?
-Why are we so far behind the Japanese server?
--What does the future hold for the US server?

Why are u dragging the contents out..?
-Are u trying to make the game last longer, instead of just making new contents[not including PSP imported content] [i.e missions]?
--Why are there so many mission counters with out....NO missions.

yes, yes....umm... .. . .....yeah

-MegaZoneEX





P.S. please respond.........*goes and plays PSU*

GeoSword
Jun 25, 2009, 09:45 PM
Dear Sega or to who care,

I remember reading EGM many moons ago (as a matter of fact, I found such magazine in my stacks and re-read the PSU section) and read at the wonders that was going to be PSU for years to come. Firstly, whatever happened to drivable vehicles and such that your article stated? Second, how come you guys don't like adding the big swords in and just add in weapons people generally hate or grow tired of? How about adding a Dragon Slayer or Last Survivor (no, DeRagan Slayer doesn't cut it) Flowen's was nice but how about more big swords. J-Sword or Zanba wouldn't hurt, would it?. Third, for the love of every living entity of this universe, stop making whole Episodes online only. I'd like to play PSU Ep3 as well but not pay for it every dang month. Also, the whole "connection required to play offline" is the biggest load of putrid pile of the most vile excrement I have ever seen. I hope the next Phantasy Star does not shaft people this way, that is, if you even care about that or any of your Western/Union fanbase.

Good day.

Alpha001
Jun 25, 2009, 10:11 PM
Dear Sega
have you even apolagized for these problems?
do you care about the japanese server more than us?

Riviera
Jun 25, 2009, 10:35 PM
Dear SEGA:

Ok then... seeing the lack of serious responses in this serious thread made out of serious win and boredom, I'll join in the serious seriously duty of being in a serious thread and post my sincerely serious opinion, sincerely:

I never was the kind of QQing player, but that might be due to the fact i jump from MMORPG to MMORPG, and never allowed the game to bore me to the limits of near-insanity.

I know the "I'll-quit-PSU-cause-lack-of-updates" threat doesn't work anymore, as clearly shown by the server population decline over the months. You made your point, and I already understood that ranting over this will only bring me... well, i cant think in anything better than "nothing".

Sometimes when I'm playing, I get the feeling im playing in some "fan-managed" PSU server: lack of quality, updates take -literaly- years to come by, GMs are rarely present cause they have extremely important duties aside from their GMing works (most of GMs in fan-based servers atend to school and university, so yeah), etc etc... I could accept this, if i didnt had the small detail of paying 10€ a month. Resuming, even paying this, I feel I'm getting the kind of treatment I would get by not paying.

I like this game. I care. But i don't understand why it has to be like this. I could go on and say the benefits of updating more fluently, but i would just be repeating, say... an hundred of ppl? Well, I bet an hundred of ppl already posted something like this, and I'm doing it again... why? Cause from some point onwards, ppl just get tired of it. (I'm kinda sad at me for letting myself go down the lvl of trying to tell you what's best like I'm the Boss. Don't be mad at me :>)

I know I could seek another good MMORPG like I stated before somewhere. But I'm taking a break from my old MMORPG, and from my point of view, no other MMORPGs are worth my atention for now. For now, i want PSU. But i would like it to be more than this, cause I'm getting tired of it kinda fast (seriously fast). At least things can't become worse. Can they?

AAAAAAAND they lived happy forever, THE END, period.

Delete
Jun 26, 2009, 12:43 AM
You are not funny or cool. You may not challenge its comedy appeal.

Hey, letter to "SEGA".........."SEGA"
Not you...... ----_____----

DOOMY DOOOOOM
Jun 26, 2009, 01:18 AM
Dear Sega,

I like like long walks on the beach, icy hot on my finger tips , and cold chicken wings

Turn ons are: being pet like an animal, Ryan, role playing, Getting fresh to Michael Buble, and sitting in the pavilion while people with 90k+ ID's call me trash

Turn offs are: Lack of updates, hot chicken wings, 4 play, When people argue with me that megatron was originally a tank or jet..HE WAS A GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN, and putting lotion on my skin so I don't get the hose again

Porn Master x
Jun 26, 2009, 04:45 AM
psu is trash because sega treats its players like trash. (Usa players that is)

RemiusTA
Jun 26, 2009, 09:57 AM
Hey, letter to "SEGA".........."SEGA"
Not you...... ----_____----

<3 <3 <3

Volcompat321
Jun 26, 2009, 10:07 AM
psu is trash because sega treats its players like trash. (Usa players that is)

US/EU

roardova lengths
Jun 26, 2009, 10:13 AM
and putting lotion on my skin so I don't get the hose again

FREAKING PRICELESS!! XD

RemiusTA
Jun 26, 2009, 10:28 AM
Dear Sega,

I like like long walks on the beach, icy hot on my finger tips , and cold chicken wings

Turn ons are: being pet like an animal, Ryan, role playing, Getting fresh to Michael Buble, and sitting in the pavilion while people with 90k+ ID's call me trash

Turn offs are: Lack of updates, hot chicken wings, 4 play, When people argue with me that megatron was originally a tank or jet..HE WAS A GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN, and putting lotion on my skin so I don't get the hose again


+ 9001 awesome points

I do believe this is the best post this forum has ever seen. Ever.

buzyb77
Jun 26, 2009, 11:38 AM
Dear Sega

Quit having you "kool- aid" sniffing suck-up/ employees post on forums as they Know nothing and believe you are god. also Please Hurry up and Release the Last event that will unlock the Last Achievement on Xbox 360 so I can Forget you and your lousy Game .... Because of the Horrible updates in this Game I plan to NEVER Buy another game From you. I hope the Sega is Bought up By the Monster That is EA and the They can transform your IPs into half of their former glory.

and to the FanBoys/ Girls Stop Brown-Facing Sega (Btw Brown-Facing is Just like Brown-Nosing only alot deeper) and wake up and Look at the game for what it is...

Cakeskull
Jun 26, 2009, 01:21 PM
Dear SEGA

I have been playing since march 2007 and have enjoyed every minute of play i have spent on your game.
I have even taken to Sitting on the 4th floor of the guardians colony on universe 1 and watching the "community interaction" while i fall asleep. It's kind of like an interactive reality TV show.
I am a very forgiving and tolerant person by nature, and i find it hard to hold a grudge against anyone for the most part.
However i find myself asking the same question more and more often of late;
"What is the problem here?"
I have come to the conclusion that there must be something seriously lacking in the team responsible for the US/EU servers, and their maintenance and update schedule.
i honestly see no acceptable reason for the delays and mistakes that have occurred in the last near-three years.
The team running the Japanese servers seem to be quite prompt and efficient, begging the question
"why the delay?"
I have heard many theories, the most common of which is that translating the names and descriptions of new missions and items, or the dialog of a new story mission takes some time, or (this is an xbox specific one) that the new content has to be approved by microsoft before it can be implimented.
The idea that translation delays could cause such a setback is proposterous, and all the content that does not require an actual downloaded update is already on the game disc, or contained in the AOTI download. Meaning it has already been approved by microsoft for distribution and use on the xbox 360.
Both of these and all other theories i have heard are merely excuses, not reasons.
Reasons explain why and how, and state facts that answer the questions asked.

Excuses are made when no reasonable explanation can be put forward.

For example;
The servers shut down unexpectedly- it is found that the air conditioning units in the server room have broken and so the failsafe shut off power to the servers to prevent permanent damage.

This is a reasonable explaination as to why the problem occurred and we the players can accept that without serious complaint.

However, i am unable to find any similarly acceptable explaination for the near discriminatory difference in service, regularity and reliability of maintenance and updates between the US/EU servers and those in Japan.

So i ask you sega, what IS going on here?
What is the REASON for this gargantuan display of procrastination?

We, as paying customers, have every right to know what our subscription fees are paying for when we are clearly not recieving the services promised.

Yours hopefully,

Lord Cakeskull

(i will post this in the thread on the official boards aswell in the hope it is noticed)

P.s. Very sorry for the over-long post, but hey, you did say a LETTER to sega after all :P

XFoxPrower
Jun 26, 2009, 07:00 PM
Dear Sega,

Thank you for cleverly delaying our STD bonuses including 3* Luck so that our Jaggo Sonichi hunting could be more rewarding.

Nano535
Jun 28, 2009, 01:57 AM
Dear SEGA,

I love PSU but i do not like how you always delay stuff. Please work on it. Other then that its great :)

Oh and get rid of White Beast, seriously, its been the popular mission for over a year now.....its getting boring.

Nano535
Jun 28, 2009, 02:00 AM
Dear Sega

How is babby formed?


-Concerned Citizen (9)
Well it looks like your still a baby by your spelling. =P

Delete
Jun 28, 2009, 02:03 AM
Dear Sega

Apparently, you got a lot of Haters ;)
On topic, Thanks for the 2 years of PSU. Sure there was some downfalls, (ROLLBACKS), but honestly....I had a great time.

PS: Make another Phantasy Star game for PS3 please, it's where I'm moving on too :)

Arika
Jun 28, 2009, 02:44 AM
Dear SEGA,
Do you find that it is hard to separate 3 little servers and maintenance them one by one? Do you tired to update the same content so many times? Consideration that total population combine from 3 server isn't even as large as the previous year in JP server now, I strongly suggest that it is easier to manage just one whole server..

Sincerely
Arika

Segya
Jun 28, 2009, 05:15 AM
I really hope someone actually reads this, because it could be fixed so easy.

Dear Sega,
I enjoy your game Phantasy Star Universe very much, particularly because of the great character models.
Now I'd like to see them more detailed, in my monitor's native resolution. Please add resolutions such as 1920*1200 or 1920*1080 to the options of the game.
I also would love to play the game in stereoscopic 3D with anaglyph or other glasses, so it wouldbe nice of you to ask Gameguard to whitelist the drivers available there: http://www.iz3d.com/t-dcdriver.aspx
(They sell polarized monitors+glasses, but the drivers support a great variety of other 3D glasses/solutions too)

Sincerely Yours,
Segya

PS: Oh and it'd be great if you could fully customize your stats instead of having stats based on gender/race. Or make women have more accuary than men at least.

DreXxiN
Jun 28, 2009, 07:21 PM
Well it looks like your still a baby by your spelling. =P

You're*

Waki Miko Syamemaru!
Jun 28, 2009, 08:15 PM
Its a joke from Something Awful. I figured no one would get it. Except for that guy over there.

Dear Sega,

Thanks for not charging my credit card for that Guardian's License. I apreciate it alot. Maybe your not so bad after all looking after this poor barbaric yankee whom your afraid that might impregnate your innocent daughter with his filthy American nut juice.

P.S.: Ha ha! Sucker!

-Currently running away laughing, Syamemaru!

autumn
Jun 28, 2009, 09:49 PM
Dear SEGA,

July 17th a 2+ year subscription runs out and will likely never be renewed. You have fucked up your game to the point that I no longer have any interest in dealing with your asinine service. I refuse to keep paying a monthly fee for the redheaded stepchild version of Phantasy Star Universe. I had a good run of things and lasted longer then most of the people I started this game with. The population is negligible anymore and the only thing you can think to do about it is delay releasing the things that the scant handful of players are looking forward to. You obviously don't care and are simply eaking out what money you can from those stupid enough to still be in the love-hate relationship. I wash my hands of the mess and wish the hangerons and hopefuls the best of luck: they have more patience then I do.

ab2502
Jun 29, 2009, 12:24 AM
sega u f'd ur self

Shinko
Jun 29, 2009, 01:03 AM
Dear SEGA,

July 17th a 2+ year subscription runs out and will likely never be renewed. You have fucked up your game to the point that I no longer have any interest in dealing with your asinine service. I refuse to keep paying a monthly fee for the redheaded stepchild version of Phantasy Star Universe. I had a good run of things and lasted longer then most of the people I started this game with. The population is negligible anymore and the only thing you can think to do about it is delay releasing the things that the scant handful of players are looking forward to. You obviously don't care and are simply eaking out what money you can from those stupid enough to still be in the love-hate relationship. I wash my hands of the mess and wish the hangerons and hopefuls the best of luck: they have more patience then I do.


xD You know I'm almost at this point myself. But some how they still have me lol.

I'm sure a few more rollbacks and screw-ups will put me there xD




I refuse to keep paying a monthly fee for the redheaded stepchild version of Phantasy Star Universe.

That made me laugh lol

leblancdiaz
Jun 29, 2009, 03:19 AM
So I lerk in the shadows to put my voice in.

First off I am not here to bash people here when I say this but only to put my two cents into the equation. That being said view at your own risk.


Dear Sega,

What the fuck happened?

It was kind of nice getting PSU back like three years ago when you guys actually gave a damn.

There was updates like there was no tomorrow. I don't know what happened, did you decide to get lazy and stop giving us content? or were you promised a greater deal on the other side of the world and decided to jump ship?

I, still play regretablly, on a game that you don't really give two shits about excuse the language but some things must be said.

That in mind the people I play with are the ones who keep me playing even after recruting a few of my friends in real life, this still isn't enough to play on a daily basis.

It's not that I don't like playing PSU but bare with me when I say this it's not PSO like it was on the dreamcast or gamecube were you may have had a lot of interest but never really bothered in updating.

The whole phantasy star franchize I really like playing, you guys had so much potential in making a successful franchize but you never bothered updating or marketing. I know it's a flaw in the company but I'm not here to bash. I'm here to find a resolution to your problem or at least a suggestion

If you want your audience back for the love of God UPDATE. Updates may or may not be manitory but that what keeps your audience.

Instead of giving us fake promises actually do something for once. Every time I ask someone when were going to get a "real update" like the japan servers, people respond that they don't know, or it will never happen.

Basically I just want to have both the servers on the same level of things but it will never happen in a million years.

It's an equation that just doesn't add up it's like you want to help, but you rather watch people suffer.

Yes I know you can be draining my money but as it is I don't know if I'm getting charged for psu anymore. I checked my statements but there is no trace of it ever being recorded. I don't want you guys to pull the whole your not paying us were going to give it to you in one fee.

I have come to say that yes I have used the ticketing system on the offical website. You guys were quick and responsive I will give you that.

Or maybe it's just I'm one of the remaining hardcore fanatics of phantasy star franchize that would really like to see you guys succeed, but like I said before you guys have an area of improvement to work on and unless you do something to fix this you will never get an audience like you had at launch.

I also respect everyone who makes a contribution to making this game great but there is times were it feels like it's lacking, but I will accept that factor even though there are some people on here that would disagree. I will still play your game.

Sincerely,

A concerned gamer on phantasy star future.


So those of you who did the whole TL: DR I'll summarize what I said. PSU has great potential but there are areas that can be fixed and unless they fix the areas you won't have a potenital audience.

Yunfa
Jun 29, 2009, 08:16 AM
Its a joke from Something Awful. I figured no one would get it. Except for that guy over there.

Dear Sega,

Thanks for not charging my credit card for that Guardian's License. I apreciate it alot. Maybe your not so bad after all looking after this poor barbaric yankee whom your afraid that might impregnate your innocent daughter with his filthy American nut juice.

P.S.: Ha ha! Sucker!

-Currently running away laughing, Syamemaru!

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR..........

Saint Prime
Jun 29, 2009, 10:36 AM
Dear Saga,

I think you should charge US/EU gamers $19.98. I am willing to pay extra for the great and superb service we recieve. I find it Unfair for the JP side having to pay for thier service due to the massive issues they have..... I.E. Lack of updates, misleading, lack of customer service, server crashings, ect.... We americ......... OH WAIT...... DAMMIT!!!!

Volcompat321
Jun 29, 2009, 10:58 AM
sega u f'd ur self

...this made me lol.
Not because it was funny, cause it's not. But the
"u f'd ur self" is histerical :wacko:

Yuicihi
Jun 29, 2009, 11:03 AM
Dear Sega:

PSO on XBLA or bust.

With love.

RemiusTA
Jun 29, 2009, 01:31 PM
Dear Saga,

I think you should charge US/EU gamers $19.98. I am willing to pay extra for the great and superb service we recieve. I find it Unfair for the JP side having to pay for thier service due to the massive issues they have..... I.E. Lack of updates, misleading, lack of customer service, server crashings, ect.... We americ......... OH WAIT...... DAMMIT!!!!

great

Calsetes
Jun 29, 2009, 01:31 PM
Dear Sega,

Me mad. Me going throw rock through window, hit guy in head. Me do until guy dead, then drag back to cave and defile corpse. Friend show me pornobox do more than porno, can see "web site" but no spider, only Sega. Me get mad, throw rock at pornobox. You give new pornobox. You get hit in head with rock if no happen.

Signed,

Thelonious J. Thagford, Esq. the III, Bringer of Fire, Tosser of Rocks, Best Hunter in Tribe, Survivor of Long Winter, Teacher of Mammoth-Skinning Techniques


(I figured this thread needed a good dose of humor.)

Halcyote
Jun 29, 2009, 07:09 PM
Dear Sega

Will you please cure me of my prostate cancer? It's all your fault.

- Hal.

Waki Miko Syamemaru!
Jun 29, 2009, 07:12 PM
Dear Sega,

Me mad. Me going throw rock through window, hit guy in head. Me do until guy dead, then drag back to cave and defile corpse. Friend show me pornobox do more than porno, can see "web site" but no spider, only Sega. Me get mad, throw rock at pornobox. You give new pornobox. You get hit in head with rock if no happen.

Signed,

Thelonious J. Thagford, Esq. the III, Bringer of Fire, Tosser of Rocks, Best Hunter in Tribe, Survivor of Long Winter, Teacher of Mammoth-Skinning Techniques


(I figured this thread needed a good dose of humor.)

Calsetes, you just made my night. You win one Perori Mate!

Syndrome
Jun 29, 2009, 07:18 PM
Dear Sega,

I haven't played for almost three months, though I am still paying you... I am just too lazy to call Microsoft and stay on the phone for hours proving that I am ME and want to cancel my GL and not my gold account.

P.S. THANK YOU for The Conduit and proving to all the naysayers that the Wii can most certainly kick ass. Now if we could get a certain MMO from a few years back that I loved so much, that was on your system, over to the Wii to give Monster Hunter a run, that would be great... *Wishful thinking*

Tyreek
Jun 29, 2009, 08:57 PM
Dear Sega,

Despite the delay, thank you for cleverly setting up the second batch of rewards to coincide with The Protectors Gamma, and Sonic's 18th Anniversary. This will make the event a lot more fun this coming Friday. Thank you.

-Ty

Powder Keg
Jun 30, 2009, 01:47 AM
Great news, guys! It looks like those serious letters worked! Be sure to write them again if we don't get updates or rewards right away.

Waki Miko Syamemaru!
Jun 30, 2009, 09:42 AM
Dear Sega,
Yea about that Guardians Cash deal...

http://i42.tinypic.com/2qxonr5.jpg


-Dr.Gregory House

Calsetes
Jun 30, 2009, 11:24 AM
Calsetes, you just made my night. You win one Perori Mate!

No, please no. I think I'm single-handedly cornering the market on useless igg drops right now. Please, NO MORE PERORI MATE!!! I be trippin' mates, yo.

pinkace
Jun 30, 2009, 11:35 AM
Dear Sega:

I wanted you to know that unlike some ungrateful assturds on these forums, I have noticed how you have improved the quality and frequency of updates. I know that one day soon you will be up to date with the Japanese servers, and all of these whiny buttmonkeys will have to shut up.

Your Fan,

Pink.

Ezodagrom
Jun 30, 2009, 11:43 AM
Dear Sega:

I wanted you to know that unlike some ungrateful assturds on these forums, I have noticed how you have improved the quality and frequency of updates. I know that one day soon you will be up to date with the Japanese servers, and all of these whiny buttmonkeys will have to shut up.

Your Fan,

Pink.
Except that in the last 6 months the delay compared to the JP version increased from 8/9 months to 10+ months. :wacko:
It's still alot better than what happened on the 2nd half of last year. ^^;

pinkace
Jun 30, 2009, 04:53 PM
So you are saying that I am right and they seem to be on track (2 updates in June) but you couldn't let that go without pointing out their past screw-ups... did I get that right?

Ezodagrom
Jun 30, 2009, 05:20 PM
So you are saying that I am right and they seem to be on track (2 updates in June) but you couldn't let that go without pointing out their past screw-ups... did I get that right?
What I'm pointing out is that even though things are better this year compared to last year, we're still getting things slower than the Japanese version got.
But not delaying the anniversary event because of the delayed rewards is a step in the right direction. ^^

pinkace
Jun 30, 2009, 09:31 PM
well, I am saying the same thing except that you have a habit... no, an addiction to bitching and moaning you just can't kick.

let me help you. say THANK YOU SEGA THIS IS MUCH BETTER!

and don't follow it with any 'buts' ok?

Powder Keg
Jun 30, 2009, 09:36 PM
Relax, I'm sure he accepts your apology on being inaccurate in catching up to JP.

AngelofEnders
Jun 30, 2009, 09:43 PM
I wonder how the OP feels now.

pinkace
Jul 1, 2009, 10:35 AM
Relax, I'm sure he accepts your apology on being inaccurate in catching up to JP.

You misunderstood. I am as usual annoyed by the constant complaining even when something good happens...

never mind if you didn't get it you probably won't get this either.

Ezodagrom
Jul 1, 2009, 10:57 AM
You misunderstood. I am as usual annoyed by the constant complaining even when something good happens...

never mind if you didn't get it you probably won't get this either.
Some complain about anything (there are some that are even complaining about getting the STD rewards and the event at the same time >.>), but some do have good reasons to complain.

Also, in a previous post, I was only pointing out that we won't catch up with the JP version anytime soon (if we'll ever catch up). For that to happen the delay between our version and the JP one would have to be decreased, not increased like the past few months.
Things did got better, but not enough to allow us to get closer to JP. With all the extensions this year, Parum GBR extended, Carnival extended, STD extended, we only got further away from the JP version in terms of content updates.
(btw, not complaining, just stating what has been happening)

I'm happy with the update we're getting this friday. It's nice that the delayed rewards didn't delayed the event. ^^
I think it's unfair that the JP version is treated alot better than our version though, and that we're getting updates at quite a slower pace than them.

pinkace
Jul 1, 2009, 09:55 PM
Some complain about anything (there are some that are even complaining about getting the STD rewards and the event at the same time >.>), but some do have good reasons to complain.

Also, in a previous post, I was only pointing out that we won't catch up with the JP version anytime soon (if we'll ever catch up). For that to happen the delay between our version and the JP one would have to be decreased, not increased like the past few months.
Things did got better, but not enough to allow us to get closer to JP. With all the extensions this year, Parum GBR extended, Carnival extended, STD extended, we only got further away from the JP version in terms of content updates.
(btw, not complaining, just stating what has been happening)

I'm happy with the update we're getting this friday. It's nice that the delayed rewards didn't delayed the event. ^^
I think it's unfair that the JP version is treated alot better than our version though, and that we're getting updates at quite a slower pace than them.

I am focusing on the month of June. We got 2 updates in June. For that, we should be grateful and hope that it is a trend. when you say 'well that's nice, but..., that's when it becomes annoying.

2 updates in June seems like a trend. Positive encouragement is what they need.

let's leave it at that :) and hope they continue.

Calsetes
Jul 1, 2009, 10:31 PM
I was going to say something along the lines of, "Give a man paradise, and he will find something to bitch about." It happens. I just hope whatever problem my account seems to be having gets fixed up before these rewards go into effect - I'll actually complain for once if they shaft me for no reason.

Vickie
Jul 1, 2009, 10:47 PM
Dear Sega,

Don't Hate me....... Don't Make me..... Spill ya Head.

Ezodagrom
Jul 2, 2009, 06:13 AM
I am focusing on the month of June. We got 2 updates in June. For that, we should be grateful and hope that it is a trend. when you say 'well that's nice, but..., that's when it becomes annoying.

2 updates in June seems like a trend. Positive encouragement is what they need.

let's leave it at that :) and hope they continue.
Actually...we got 1 update in june (June 12). ^^;
The next update is already in July.

Also, I really hope they don't start doing things like in June...STD main rewards delayed for 3 weeks, Sonic's Bday lobby delayed for 2 weeks.
I do hope they start doing things like what they're doing in the next update. Not delaying new content because of content that was delayed previously. Not delaying the event we're getting next friday because of the delayed rewards.

Waki Miko Syamemaru!
Jul 31, 2009, 12:07 AM
Dear Sega,

Make Mad World 2. Kthxbai.

MzHitman
Jul 31, 2009, 10:44 AM
Dear Sega,
If I have 3* luck and I am running the event mission hoping to find something good (this is late at night because I work during the day) and then midway through the mission I get a disconnect and get kicked off, I think that I should get another day of 3* luck. The people who play this game put money into playing and shouldn't lose out on things because of lag/server problems.

Thanks for listening

SammaeltheDark
Jul 31, 2009, 12:04 PM
Dear Sega,

At least you're slightly better than SNK when it comes to alienating long-time fans while releasing buggy, incomplete games that will fail to draw in new players because other games have already accomplished what you failed to do *coughKOFXIIcough*. At least you still develop original ideas like Mad World, Valkyria Chronicles, and Seventh Dragon.
...but that doesn't make you much better.

ps-Please bring back Sega Ages and make Phantasy Star generation 4. kkthnxbai

xBULLYDOGG
Aug 11, 2009, 12:23 AM
Dear Sega,

Hurry up with the goldbar scheme.
I'm finding it EXTREMLY hard to handle all my meseta.

MadDogg
Aug 11, 2009, 01:50 AM
Dear Sega, can I have a 4 player enabled streets of rage 4 on xbox live arcade, with 720p HD 2d graphics on the same level as blazblue, with like 20 stages that multibranch when you beat a boss, that also has 4 difficulty levels to choose from......please?

ssl118
Aug 17, 2009, 09:01 PM
Dear Sega,

I miss playing PSU. Please fix my Error 65 so I can play this game I love so much. I'm only letting you charge me for one more month and then I'm cancelling. I will miss this game greatly.

jpb

Delete
Aug 17, 2009, 10:44 PM
Dear Sega

Can you let me get a freaking Repca board?

JesMaz
Aug 18, 2009, 08:15 AM
Dear SEGA,

Please officially confirm that Michael Jackson was hired to work on the music for Sonic 3.


Love,

JesMaz

Waki Miko Syamemaru!
Aug 18, 2009, 10:20 AM
Dear Sega,

I'm sorry to say I left you for Final Fantasy 11. I know, I know. But...we can still be friends ok? It just hasn't worked out between us and I know we can still be friends. Listen, PS:P2 is on it's way here right? I will understand if it doesn't come with a port system for the PS:P1 characters but thats ok! I'll still buy it! I did enjoy the first one. Alot. And still do. But don't you worry I'll still play PSU...just not as much. Maybe when you decide to grow up and be a big boy we'll try again, ok? Now stop crying. No...no...don't. This is only making it worse. Listen, if I treat you to ice cream you'll stop crying ok? Thats a good boy! Now don't worry, everything will be fine ok? Alrighty!

~Syamemaru!

creativehope
Aug 18, 2009, 12:15 PM
Why does Sega get ice cream and not me.....

Dear Sega
Thank you for the first year of Phantasy Star Universe. It was the highlight of my day, everyday. The friends I have made and the memories we have all created with one another will forever be with me. But I must ask you Sega/Sonic team, why do you ignore us? Are we not just as loyal a fan base as your home fan base. As someone who has played this game since the day it was released I have noticed that we just dont seem as important anymore. I have tried FFXI and while it is a great mmo (for what its worth) I think that you had the chance to be infinitely better. Your character customization far surpasses FFXI, The Lush colors and environments are more appealing, you have wonderful music as well. But the things you fail to do, these are glaring issues and they must be addressed quickly. Now unlike most others, I am never expecting us to catch up to the Jp side unless you withhold their updates, And I would never expect you to do that. So I propose this, Lets try baby steps. A little update on a consistent basis, whether it be once every two weeks or once a month, Just so long as they stay consistent then i am a happy fan. And after we fix those then we'll work on all the other problems we face.

Take care
Creatiivehope

autumn
Aug 18, 2009, 08:55 PM
Dear SEGA,

I find myself missing PSU somedays. The new game I've found isn't even in open beta yet so I've been confined to playing one weekend every two weeks. Still, I refuse to give you anymore of my money. Things on your game don't seem to be doing any better, in fact the last update you gave didn't even have everything in it. So I'll continue to wait for the retail version of my new game.

-Idalia

P.S. The new game gives me wings past level 10, it didn't make me wait for over a year for wings to put in my extra slot

Tetsaru
Aug 18, 2009, 10:52 PM
Dear SEGA,

Stop failing so much lately, and get back to making kickass games like you did back in the 90's.

A former fan,

Tetsaru

NekoPanzer
Aug 19, 2009, 01:55 AM
Dear SEGA,

I find myself missing PSU somedays. The new game I've found isn't even in open beta yet so I've been confined to playing one weekend every two weeks. Still, I refuse to give you anymore of my money. Things on your game don't seem to be doing any better, in fact the last update you gave didn't even have everything in it. So I'll continue to wait for the retail version of my new game.

-Idalia

P.S. The new game gives me wings past level 10, it didn't make me wait for over a year for wings to put in my extra slot

Is the word "Aion" a bad word or something? :-P I keep missing beta weekends, but I'll be there at launch!

Dear SEGA, hire more people for PSU. Please. I'll even volunteer!

References available upon request,
NekoPanzer

pinkace
Aug 19, 2009, 12:08 PM
Dear SEGA,

Stop failing so much lately, and get back to making kickass games like you did back in the 90's.

A former fan,

Tetsaru

the 90's? screw that.

Dear Sega,

Do you remember the Dreamcast? Remember 1998 to 2003? You set new standards for how great a developer/publisher you could be, with original DC and the first few games released when you went third-party:

Shinobi, Jet Set Radio Future, Nightshade, Panzer Dragoon Orta, Super Monkey Ball, Billy Hatcher, Sega GT 02/Online, Gungrave, Virtual On Marz, Aero Elite, OutRun 2, Beach Spikers, PSO ep. 1&2&3, Virtua Fighter 4, Otogi....

My god, your devs must have been on all kinds of drugs!

Hope they get out of rehab soon.

Love, me.

biggabertha
Aug 19, 2009, 07:01 PM
Dear Sega,

Please release Shenmue III and put the Phoenix/Dragon mirrors into PSU somehow.

Quatre52
Aug 20, 2009, 02:20 AM
Dear Sega,

thanks for all the events lately.

Ruru
Aug 20, 2009, 03:00 AM
Dear sega...


i think the dingo ate your baby....

Tetsaru
Aug 20, 2009, 07:01 AM
the 90's? screw that.

Dear Sega,

Do you remember the Dreamcast? Remember 1998 to 2003? You set new standards for how great a developer/publisher you could be, with original DC and the first few games released when you went third-party:

Shinobi, Jet Set Radio Future, Nightshade, Panzer Dragoon Orta, Super Monkey Ball, Billy Hatcher, Sega GT 02/Online, Gungrave, Virtual On Marz, Aero Elite, OutRun 2, Beach Spikers, PSO ep. 1&2&3, Virtua Fighter 4, Otogi....

My god, your devs must have been on all kinds of drugs!

Hope they get out of rehab soon.

Love, me.

I never owned a Dreamcast, unfortunately. I was too obsessed with the N64 at that time, lol... ^^; Everyone tells me it had a lot of awesome games, though.

Volcompat321
Aug 20, 2009, 07:16 AM
Is the word "Aion" a bad word or something? :-P I keep missing beta weekends, but I'll be there at launch!

If your in a relationship, married even, and you have an affair, or you feel like you cheated on your spouse, would you tell your spouse the name of the person you cheated with?
I wouldn't! Though I wouldn't put myself in that situation...

MissCelsiusX
Aug 20, 2009, 09:07 AM
Dear Sega,

I would appreciate it if you actually improved the game instead of letting it sit there and continue to suck.
Have an event every month, more lobbies, more weapons, more clothes, hairstyles, accessories. The game needs a new make-over

Thanks ^_^
MissCelsiusX

Akaimizu
Aug 20, 2009, 10:16 AM
Oddly enough. Virtual On Marz was probably the only game, in that series of releases, that wasn't pretty awesome.

pinkace
Aug 20, 2009, 01:16 PM
I never owned a Dreamcast, unfortunately. I was too obsessed with the N64 at that time, lol... ^^; Everyone tells me it had a lot of awesome games, though.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcFlp6kl508


:(

Akaimizu
Aug 20, 2009, 02:21 PM
At least a few of those awesome Dreamcast games actually made it onto another system. So while they might have missed a lot, they didn't miss everything. At least Gamecube owners got a taste of the awesome Skies of Arcadia, even if they had to wait that much longer.

However, I still have my Dreamcast for several exclusives. One of the lesser appreciated ones being Sword of the Berserk. Not only was it a great game, with some definite challenging parts. It was also the *only* cinematic Berserk experience that took place during the Manga. The anime never covered that, just the prequel. And yet, it still had some great dramatic parts to it. A definite *can't miss* for a Berserk fan.

MadDogg
Aug 20, 2009, 04:02 PM
Oh man sword of the berserk was so hot. Hella hard too. Good times that was. But yeah, the dreamcast was so damn hot, especially for us that had crappy ass dial-up and 4 controllers back then.

I remember playing unreal tournament and quake 3 arena online on DC, man I thought that was the best thing in the world, playing other humans across the world instead of playing my brother and nephews all day in all the multiplayer n64 games I owned.

Don't even get me started on phantasy star online. I was there on day 1 of the u.s. release, before people even thought of using gameshark to do stupid crap online. The most amazing online gaming experience I ever had in my life, game was so addicting before people started cheating, it became my favorite game of all time.

All the legendary arguments I had with my mom over the phone line, because she complained her friends couldn't get through from me always being on PSO 24/7, it was like gaming crack. Then when my grades dropped in school, taking the PSO disk away from me hurt way more than taking all my systems from me. Crazy times those where.

The dreamcast was definitely sega's best system. Sucks I have yet to play another online rpg that grabbed me as bad as when PSO ver 1 on dreamcast first released though.