It has finally happened!

[AlexCraig]

It was only a matter of time before it would come true. Due to a certain mad scientist/nearly forgotten cartoon character (http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb137/Faedeur_Onarcius/Other%20Pics/Funny%20Pics/Emmitt-Nervend.jpg), genetic engineering, fossilized tree sap with mosquitos inside, and a mistake in calculation, a new bastard son has been born.
Through the years, we have seen our dear friend and ally, Wacko :wacko:, undergo some bizarre changes. Even so far as the bastard child between it and Disapprove :disapprove:, Disckohttp://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb137/Faedeur_Onarcius/Sprites/discko.gif. Now a new child takes shape. One that is both creepy, yet tasteful...

Pepsicko, :pepsi: + :wacko:
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb137/Faedeur_Onarcius/Other%20Pics/Funny%20Pics/Pepsicko.png
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Fear not, for he is harmless. Just do not mention his secret brother to him [spoiler]Wackoka-Cola, for he would likely go into rage, causing undo horrors for FKL.
Thank you, ladies, gentlemen, whatever the hell some of the rest of you are, for your time. :jpsmile:

PS:
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http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb137/Faedeur_Onarcius/Other%20Pics/Funny%20Pics/Seriousbag.jpg
at all this "FKL is dead/dying/worse than it was" crap. It'll come back. Maybe with all new people, maybe with a few old people and some new people, maybe with all oldies. Just get over it and keep spamming.
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[Randomness]

Wackoka-kola?

Hmm...

And yeah, the FKL is dying crap is bad. Unless you think of it as another perpetual FKL fad.

[AlexCraig]

Fads are fads. If you really wanna get the ball rolling, you gotta make spam threads, not pity ones. And you don't want to shun people away from FKL, when you can spread your prior spammy knowledge onto them, influencing them so that FKL enters a new era of spam

*Puts Pepsicko into the cellar* DOWN BOY!!

[Randomness]

Alright. Someone make a Wacka-kola now.

[AlexCraig]

That'd be difficult. With Pepsi it was easier.

[Volcompat321]

Liesss

[AlexCraig]

Possibly. But who can say?
Now fetch me... a Coka-Cola Bottle, a can of 7up, and a Mountain Dew.

[Volcompat321]

Easy-
[SPOILER-BOX]http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk115/Volcompat321/Coke_Bottle.jpg[/SPOILER-BOX]
[SPOILER-BOX]http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk115/Volcompat321/7up_all_cans.jpg[/SPOILER-BOX]
[SPOILER-BOX]http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk115/Volcompat321/image_mountaindewthrowback_bottle_f.jpg[/SPOILER-BOX]

[AlexCraig]

*Drinks Mountain Dew*

Ahhh... Okay, results time!
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Wackoca-Cola, :wacko: + :coke:

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb137/Faedeur_Onarcius/Other%20Pics/Funny%20Pics/Wackoca-Cola.png
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7up-prove, :sevenup: + :disapprove:

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb137/Faedeur_Onarcius/Other%20Pics/Funny%20Pics/7up-prove.png
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[Volcompat321]

Hahah I like them.

[OrangeTippedGun]

But I'm having so much fun whining about how things used to be! D:

[AlexCraig]

The past is in the past. And you joined only this month. Hardly enough time to complain :wacko:

[Vanzazikon]

Fads are fads. If you really wanna get the ball rolling, you gotta make spam threads, not pity ones. And you don't want to shun people away from FKL, when you can spread your prior spammy knowledge onto them, influencing them so that FKL enters a new era of spamThis is what people really need to read. I'm sure FKL was a lot better back then with all the core members running amuck. Now that they're gone, everyone is yearning for them and complaining in threads, "I really miss so and so because of this and that." Now I see members putting down newer members and blaming them for the decline of FKL. Please, don't make assumptions on why members had left, they all had they're reasons.

[SStrikerR]

"I really miss so and so because of this and that."
I see what you did there.

[Sayara]

Diet Pepsico

[furrypaws]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2496/pepsismily.png

I tried. XD

EDIT: http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/8794/pepsismilyupdated.png
Changed a pixel. But I think that makes it look worse. Time for version three?

DOUBLE EDIT: http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/2415/pepsismilyupdated20.png
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[Nitro Vordex]

Gee, it sure is wacko whiny around here.

[Weeaboolits]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/c/c8/Pepsiconvoytoy.jpg

[Nitro Vordex]

Sodapoptimus Prime?

[SpikeOtacon]

We might have to get rid of our Coca-Cola vending machines in the lounge then...

[TalHex]

never! I spent my break hour everyday doodling drawing up a runic security system to make sure they would never get stolen! those machines are both a work of art and the most stable object in all of FKL!

honest, they are a fixed point, you can use them as a land mark for piloting a spacecraft

[SpikeOtacon]

Well alright, We'll just have to start giving sacrifices to our new Pepsi overlords as payment for letting us keep those machines.

I'm an ex-coke man myself. :disapprove:

[Nitro Vordex]

As long as there's Sierra Piss Mist or 7up I'm good.

[TalHex]

first sacrifices for the spork, now this? man it's a good thing the citizens of PSU general breed like rabbits otherwise we would run out of victims

[astuarlen]

All I can think of when I see this thread is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNBWf54RvsI

[Vanzazikon]

http://i663.photobucket.com/albums/uu360/Greatonevan/drama-1.gif

[AlexCraig]

7up-prove, yo.

And that sign should say "city limits" or "This side up"